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Have any of you Baptwits ever found yourself wondering why nobody with most of their teeth ever takes your cult seriously?
Think about it.
After almost four hundred years you only have about enough members to put on a tractor pull and even then you need to borrow a couple of John Deeres. Why is that and why is it that even the Mormons, who started their nutter act long after the Mayflower arrived, have seen millions join the cult of Bring ‘em Young and even have their own State in your odd Union?
What have you got going… a couple of car part lots, a trailer park, two or three cornfields and a chapel not suitable for slaughtering chickens in? The Mormons have nice shiny cities, their own Presidential candidate-in-waiting and an entire backcountry where they are free to practice their looniest of customs. (Of course none of this compares to owning your own Papal State, half the World’s best real estate and priceless works of art but I digress)
Maybe, just maybe, Our Lord and Heavenly Father is not blessing your kind for a simple reason.
YOU ARE GETTING IT ALL WRONG AND DOING SO SUPPOSEDLY IN HIS NAME!
Now before you go and get all pedophile on me consider this.
We Catholics fully acknowledge the misdeeds of a few of our clerical constituency over the millennia, be it the odd Pope with a couple of kids or the statistically inevitable one or two Priests who prefer a Mr. Big without the chocolate. Were mistakes made during the inquisition… of course... but they were but fewer and farther between than LBC molars.
There is no perfection in humans and too many flaws to count but Jesus, in His perfection, has given us a path to love and a means to get back on it when we falter.
So even with these occasional clerical mistakes what has God done about it?
Let me tell you what He has done.
He has forgiven all those who have taken confession and asked for His benediction through the Sacrament he gave us. By His blessing The Church has been allowed to prosper and flourish thus extending its ability to bring the word of our Lord to every distant corner of the globe… talk about a divine plan!
You folks here are forever praying for God to smite any and everyone who isn’t odd-chromosomed like you and to what end?
God smote Sodom and Gomorrah and for good reason. He has also shown has displeasure many times be it plague, pestilence or famine but never has he struck any blow towards the Holy Church of Rome He Himself built on the rock of Saint Peter!
Why?
Because it is His Church and even if an extremely small number of clergy were loosely involved in a few questionable wrestling holds He knows that we are the very frail creatures he brought unto the earth in his image.
God forgives his flock be it those who wear collars in His name or those who wash them each Monday… He forgives all of us who accept Him through confession and as such the Holy Church of Rome, its Clergy and its constituents, start every day in the halo of His love and understanding with a clean sheet to spread on the guest couch of life.
I implore those few amongst you who can read to embrace these words and give careful consideration to joining the one and only true Church of our Lord and Heavenly Father. Why wait until the last minute when you can enrich your life and the lives of your impressionable children by simply leaving behind the world of corn-dogs and corpulence and walking into the waiting arms of the loving embrace we Catholics are known and admired for.
Bless you, my future Supreme Court Nominees,
Father Mo
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Think about it.
After almost four hundred years you only have about enough members to put on a tractor pull and even then you need to borrow a couple of John Deeres. Why is that and why is it that even the Mormons, who started their nutter act long after the Mayflower arrived, have seen millions join the cult of Bring ‘em Young and even have their own State in your odd Union?
What have you got going… a couple of car part lots, a trailer park, two or three cornfields and a chapel not suitable for slaughtering chickens in? The Mormons have nice shiny cities, their own Presidential candidate-in-waiting and an entire backcountry where they are free to practice their looniest of customs. (Of course none of this compares to owning your own Papal State, half the World’s best real estate and priceless works of art but I digress)
Maybe, just maybe, Our Lord and Heavenly Father is not blessing your kind for a simple reason.
YOU ARE GETTING IT ALL WRONG AND DOING SO SUPPOSEDLY IN HIS NAME!
Now before you go and get all pedophile on me consider this.
We Catholics fully acknowledge the misdeeds of a few of our clerical constituency over the millennia, be it the odd Pope with a couple of kids or the statistically inevitable one or two Priests who prefer a Mr. Big without the chocolate. Were mistakes made during the inquisition… of course... but they were but fewer and farther between than LBC molars.
There is no perfection in humans and too many flaws to count but Jesus, in His perfection, has given us a path to love and a means to get back on it when we falter.
So even with these occasional clerical mistakes what has God done about it?
Let me tell you what He has done.
He has forgiven all those who have taken confession and asked for His benediction through the Sacrament he gave us. By His blessing The Church has been allowed to prosper and flourish thus extending its ability to bring the word of our Lord to every distant corner of the globe… talk about a divine plan!
You folks here are forever praying for God to smite any and everyone who isn’t odd-chromosomed like you and to what end?
God smote Sodom and Gomorrah and for good reason. He has also shown has displeasure many times be it plague, pestilence or famine but never has he struck any blow towards the Holy Church of Rome He Himself built on the rock of Saint Peter!
Why?
Because it is His Church and even if an extremely small number of clergy were loosely involved in a few questionable wrestling holds He knows that we are the very frail creatures he brought unto the earth in his image.
God forgives his flock be it those who wear collars in His name or those who wash them each Monday… He forgives all of us who accept Him through confession and as such the Holy Church of Rome, its Clergy and its constituents, start every day in the halo of His love and understanding with a clean sheet to spread on the guest couch of life.
I implore those few amongst you who can read to embrace these words and give careful consideration to joining the one and only true Church of our Lord and Heavenly Father. Why wait until the last minute when you can enrich your life and the lives of your impressionable children by simply leaving behind the world of corn-dogs and corpulence and walking into the waiting arms of the loving embrace we Catholics are known and admired for.
Bless you, my future Supreme Court Nominees,
Father Mo
.
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