How To Handle a Witch?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Be sure you bring scouring powder to your "evidence viewing" so that you can scrub those sticky white stains off the floor when you're done.

Filthy pervert!

This is why you need Jesus. There is not a single Christian on this forum who would even think of self fornication in such a scenario.

Get saved or get lost!

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I appreciate your concern Brother. You must be careful as to not violate civil law. These are serious allegations. I suggest you keep a close eye on this woman , perhaps follow her into the forest and see if she and her coven sisters dance naked around the campfire. If so gather plenty of photographic evidence, preferably video with plenty of close up shots so we can be certain.

Forward the evidence to me and I'll be sure to pass it on to our fine Pastors. They have much experience in these matters and will surely know a Godly course to take on this situation.

Amen.

Be sure you bring scouring powder to your "evidence viewing" so that you can scrub those sticky white stains off the floor when you're done.

[John Creeser]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

He or she has as much right to her religious beliefs as you do yours. Your right to practice your religion does not include the right to kill people because you disagree with their choice of religion.
As long as he or she isn't doing you any harm, live and let live.

This is silliness really, it's not a religion (at best a false one).

Why do you think they burn witches? Just something to kill some time? There is a reason so stop your blasphemy.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

He or she has as much right to her religious beliefs as you do yours. Your right to practice your religion does not include the right to kill people because you disagree with their choice of religion.
As long as he or she isn't doing you any harm, live and let live.

Listen TouchItPaul, we've already addressed this with Scripture and could care less about your atheistic opinion.

Now run along.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

He or she has as much right to her religious beliefs as you do yours. Your right to practice your religion does not include the right to kill people because you disagree with their choice of religion.
As long as he or she isn't doing you any harm, live and let live.

[The Disciple]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Get it pumped !!

Its the only way to cleanse Witches in my experience.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I appreciate your concern Brother. You must be careful as to not violate civil law. These are serious allegations. I suggest you keep a close eye on this woman , perhaps follow her into the forest and see if she and her coven sisters dance naked around the campfire. If so gather plenty of photographic evidence, preferably video with plenty of close up shots so we can be certain.

Forward the evidence to me and I'll be sure to pass it on to our fine Pastors. They have much experience in these matters and will surely know a Godly course to take on this situation.

Amen.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, I have an issue.

As the scripture of Exodus 22:18 states,
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

That said, there is a suspected witch in my area. When I say suspected, I mean the offending party openly admits to being a satanist, and partaking in evil 'magick' rituals! This vile display of witchcraft is unholy and offensive, and the authorities have refused to take action themselves.
As a Christian, I feel it is my duty to resolve this problem. Does anyone have particular experience in this field, and how to stop the suffering of this witch living? Seeing as this 'modern' society does not allow stoning, I feel I need a creative, True Christian perspective to the solution to this problem.

I feel unsafe, and undutiful not doing anything about this heathen witch, especially so close to my immediate family.

To anyone with suggestions, it would be greatly appreciated.

Yours in Christ,
Joseph Matthews

Give her/it the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure she's already as nervous as a whore in a church, living near your Christian home.

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23 - KJV

Offer it Salvation:

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 - KJV

If she refuses Jesus Christ, we have to follow His Word:

"And I will cut off witchcrafts out of thine hand; and thou shalt have no more soothsayers" Micah 5:12 - KJV

Yours in Christ!

[JosephMatthews]

Friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, I have an issue.

As the scripture of Exodus 22:18 states,
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

That said, there is a suspected witch in my area. When I say suspected, I mean the offending party openly admits to being a satanist, and partaking in evil 'magick' rituals! This vile display of witchcraft is unholy and offensive, and the authorities have refused to take action themselves.
As a Christian, I feel it is my duty to resolve this problem. Does anyone have particular experience in this field, and how to stop the suffering of this witch living? Seeing as this 'modern' society does not allow stoning, I feel I need a creative, True Christian perspective to the solution to this problem.

I feel unsafe, and undutiful not doing anything about this heathen witch, especially so close to my immediate family.

To anyone with suggestions, it would be greatly appreciated.

Yours in Christ,
Joseph Matthews