[Mark Christ]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

There's no such thing as witches.
Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?

That's the Devil deceiving you. He has hidden his minions from the public eye for a long time. The glorious days when we could burn witches made Satan more cautious. Don't be fooled. Witches and wizards still live among us.

[Ninnyboy]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, I have an issue.

As the scripture of Exodus 22:18 states,
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

That said, there is a suspected witch in my area. When I say suspected, I mean the offending party openly admits to being a satanist, and partaking in evil 'magick' rituals! This vile display of witchcraft is unholy and offensive, and the authorities have refused to take action themselves.
As a Christian, I feel it is my duty to resolve this problem. Does anyone have particular experience in this field, and how to stop the suffering of this witch living? Seeing as this 'modern' society does not allow stoning, I feel I need a creative, True Christian perspective to the solution to this problem.

I feel unsafe, and undutiful not doing anything about this heathen witch, especially so close to my immediate family.

To anyone with suggestions, it would be greatly appreciated.

Yours in Christ,
Joseph Matthews

There's no such thing as witches.
Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Chick tracts? You've got to be kidding me!

If you can prove they're biblically incorrect then feel free to provide that evidence. Until then, you are mocking Brother Jack for no reason other than you persecute anything and anyone who is a True Christian(tm).

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Blah blah blah. The King James 1611 Bible is 100% correct because GOD guiding the writing.

Perhaps you should do some research before you make a fool of yourself.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

Chick tracts? You've got to be kidding me!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Blah blah blah. The King James 1611 Bible is 100% correct because GOD guiding the writing.

Perhaps you should do some research before you make a fool of yourself.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

The Bible says very little about witchcraft, and in the verse that you lot are so fond of quoting, the word that is so frequently translated as "witch" actually means "poisoner" in Hebrew.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Malleus Maleficarum isn't exactly a source of accurate information regarding witchcraft.

Not as accurate as the Bible (100% correct), of course.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

Malleus Maleficarum isn't exactly a source of accurate information regarding witchcraft.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. [...]They're not the same thing.

http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/

Tell me about it witch - from a wicker site:
The Malleus Maleficarum

of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger
Part I, Question VI
Concerning Witches who copulate with Devils. Why is it that Women are chiefly addicted to Evil superstitions?
There is also, concerning witches who copulate with devils, much difficulty in considering the methods by which such abominations are consummated. On the part of the devil: first, of what element the body is made that he assumes; secondly, whether the act is always accompanied by the injection of semen received from another; thirdly, as to time and place, whether he commits this act more frequently at one time than at another; fourthly, whether the act is invisible to any who may be standing by. And on the part of the women, it has to be inquired whether only they who were themselves conceived in this filthy manner are often visited by devils; or secondly, whether it is those who were offered to devils by midwives at the time of their birth; and thirdly, whether the actual venereal delectation of such is of a weaker sort. But we cannot here reply to all these questions, both because we are only engaged in a general study, and because in the second part of this work they are all singly explained by their operations, as will appear in the fourth chapter, where mention is made of each separate method. Therefore, let us now chiefly consider women; and first, why this kind of perfidy is found more in so fragile a sex than in men. And our inquiry will first be general, as to the general conditions of women; secondly, particular, as to which sort of women are found to be given to superstition and witchcraft; and thirdly, specifically with regard to midwives, who surpass all others in wickedness.

Seems to me that if witches don't worship Satan, they have mighty strange choice in boyfriends

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. It's an odd little sect that has nothing to do with true witchcraft, i.e. Wicca and other pagan chapters. I'm wiccan. I dance around a bonfire on the summer solstice. Satanism has always been thought of in the same context as actual witchcraft. It doesn't belong there. They're not the same thing.

Liar.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I always thought melted butter and matches were a good way to handle a wiccn....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. It's an odd little sect that has nothing to do with true witchcraft, i.e. Wicca and other pagan chapters. I'm wiccan. I dance around a bonfire on the summer solstice. Satanism has always been thought of in the same context as actual witchcraft. It doesn't belong there. They're not the same thing.

Friend,

Wiccans always claim to not be worshiping Satan, poisoning people, eating babies or dancing naked with goats. But get real, who would admit to such disgusting acts? You Wiccans know the minute you were caught murdering children and eating their bodies society would turn on you. So you resort to portable crematoriums were you can destroy the evidence.

The every lack of evidence is exactly what would expect from an elaborate, world wide, government backed conspiracy of murderous occultist pretending to be innocent nature worshipers.

[The Disciple]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. It's an odd little sect that has nothing to do with true witchcraft, i.e. Wicca and other pagan chapters. I'm wiccan. I dance around a bonfire on the summer solstice. Satanism has always been thought of in the same context as actual witchcraft. It doesn't belong there. They're not the same thing.

You seem to be an expert on witches, how big is your broomstick ?

[jennabenna]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. It's an odd little sect that has nothing to do with true witchcraft, i.e. Wicca and other pagan chapters. I'm wiccan. I dance around a bonfire on the summer solstice. Satanism has always been thought of in the same context as actual witchcraft. It doesn't belong there. They're not the same thing.

[Mark Christ]

Re: How To Handle a Witch?

The Bible tells us to follow the laws of the land (Romans 13:1-7) so unfortunately and sadly we can't stone witches, wizards, homers and such.

But what I would suggest is to use your right to free speech. Make sure you mock and ridicule the heathen Devil worshiper as much as possible. Do it loud and in public. Point at her and make sure everyone knows she's a witch. Hold your Cross up high to ward off any hexes or spells she might use. Jesus will protect you.