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  • tuckerton296
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    • Jul 2010
    • 15

    #1

    how to cure my gayness

    well, ill do anythign short of going to a straight camp that costs money and limits my tech usage.
    tell me what to do to cure myself of my gayness
    its a shame, if i wasent gay, id love it here. a religious AND racist/sexist community. sounds like heaven. my pastor, at my church said that homosexuality isint a choice and that people are born with it.
    please tell me how to fix the gayness.
    ive already taken a huge step and deleted all my porn.
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: how to cure my gayness

    @tuckerton296 Just stop being gay and start loving Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: how to cure my gayness

      Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
      if i wasent gay, id love it here. a religious AND racist/sexist community. sounds like heaven. my pastor, at my church said that homosexuality isint a choice and that people are born with it.
      Landover is neither racist or sexist. Where did you get that opinion from? It follows the teachings of our God through his word as is written in the KJV1611 bible.

      Your pastor at your church who said that homerism is genetic only said that so you would give your tithe of income to him. I oh so hate that when religious organisations pamper to the sinful for their money. Fraudulent criminal money grabbing lies they tell.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: how to cure my gayness

        Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
        well, ill do anythign short of going to a straight camp that costs money and limits my tech usage.
        tell me what to do to cure myself of my gayness
        Matthew 19:12 (King James Version)

        12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • tuckerton296
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          • Jul 2010
          • 15

          #5
          Re: how to cure my gayness

          so how do i cure my homosex?

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: how to cure my gayness

            Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
            so how do i cure my homosex?
            Don't play stupid with me, son. Read the thread and then quit being queer! All you have to do to quit being queer is stop having sex with men.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: how to cure my gayness

              Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
              so how do i cure my homosex?
              Thru Christ, all things are possible.

              Save up your money and enroll in Betty Bower's BASH program. They've saved thousands of disgusting queers from the flames of hell.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • tuckerton296
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                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2010
                • 15

                #8
                Re: how to cure my gayness

                oh yes, i should pay YOU. and you called my pastor the thief.
                lol

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #9
                  Re: how to cure my gayness

                  Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                  oh yes, i should pay YOU. and you called my pastor the thief.
                  lol
                  You expect us to cure you of being a filthy sodomite for free?

                  Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #10
                    Re: how to cure my gayness

                    Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                    well, ill do anythign short of going to a straight camp that costs money and limits my tech usage.
                    tell me what to do to cure myself of my gayness
                    its a shame, if i wasent gay, id love it here. a religious AND racist/sexist community. sounds like heaven. my pastor, at my church said that homosexuality isint a choice and that people are born with it.
                    please tell me how to fix the gayness.
                    ive already taken a huge step and deleted all my porn.
                    Stop being gay is the first step, the second step is to read the entire KJV1611 and memorize it!

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                    • JustGotSaved
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 519

                      #11
                      Re: how to cure my gayness

                      Please dont mention that po*rn word as Felicity is reading this thread and doesn't need to imagine excited naked men all over eachother or you m**bating on it.
                      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • tuckerton296
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: how to cure my gayness

                        you have a problem with me being gay. you want me to spend a long time where ill be away from my laptop? and my faimly?

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                        • omgzus
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                          • Jul 2010
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: how to cure my gayness

                          Sexual orientation's not as simple as genetic, you are born with it, but there are a number of factors including genetics, behavioural development, neurology and prenatal hormones. However, none of these are later life things, and as such there is no real way to modify one's sexual orientation. There seems to have been some success with conversion therapy, however, the American Psychological Association strongly recommends against its use and there is evidence to suggest that it may be traumatic more often than beneficial.

                          So basically there is no way to change sexual orientation. If you wish for your sexuality to not clash with your religion than your best bet is to become celibate.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #14
                            Re: how to cure my gayness

                            Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                            you have a problem with me being gay. you want me to spend a long time where ill be away from my laptop? and my faimly?
                            First you claim to be an ex-queer, then you beg us to help you stop being queer, now you get mad because we want to help Save© you from the fires of hell?

                            You've got a lot of nerve, Nancyboy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: how to cure my gayness

                              Originally posted by omgzus View Post
                              If you wish for your sexuality to not clash with your religion than your best bet is to become celibate.
                              You're not a catlicker are you? Unwashed papist child molesting scum.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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