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  • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
    Tin Tither
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 234
    #31
    Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Let's be real here, if only for the moment, or as long as your attention span holds.

    If you believe that giving money to a charlatan with a bad combed-over rug, that brags of his wealth while you tithe, is more effective than giving to a charity that can actually do some good, yes, you are indeed a sheep.

    Has the "reverend" opened the books to show what he has accomplished for those that are truly in need? I haven't seen it.

    Why isn't this obvious???
    Hey buddy how come your so mean to are Pastors dont' you know what a honor it is to tithe to God's favorite church and support His work when i see the church buldings and the Pastors suvs all lined up in the special pastorel parkign garage i feel proud that my tithes went to that cause its' a mighty work of the Lord and dont' you ever for get it.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #32
        Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

        Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
        Yes, yes. I'm sure Walmart cares nothing about losing revenue by alienating what is surely a large segment of their customer base.
        That is truly selfless! Jesus Bless those Godly folks at Walmart!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

            Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
            Hey buddy how come your so mean to are Pastors dont' you know what a honor it is to tithe to God's favorite church and support His work when i see the church buldings and the Pastors suvs all lined up in the special pastorel parkign garage i feel proud that my tithes went to that cause its' a mighty work of the Lord and dont' you ever for get it.
            Which reminds me Jimmy-Roy, I don't know which one of your idiot boys were supposed to sweep out the Pastor's parking garage this week, but whichever one it was took a dump over in the corner near Pastor Billy-Rueben's Bentley, and he's pretty steamed over it. Can't you teach those half-wits to do their business in a toilet?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590
                #34
                Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

                Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                Yes, yes. I'm sure Walmart cares nothing about losing revenue by alienating what is surely a large segment of their customer base.
                Are you being sarcastic?
                Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                But your local Christian bookstore will probably buy all you have and sell out in a day. You could all have a "pin" day at church.
                Thank you for the suggestion. I will contact some of the online Christian book stores too.

                Might also list them on e-bay.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #35
                    Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Which reminds me Jimmy-Roy, I don't know which one of your idiot boys were supposed to sweep out the Pastor's parking garage this week, but whichever one it was took a dump over in the corner near Pastor Billy-Rueben's Bentley, and he's pretty steamed over it.
                    Oh.my.God. Dear, Dear Pastor Billy-Reuben

                    How come you never see real news like this on CNN?

                    Did he have to replace the Bentley?

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                      • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                        Tin Tither
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 234
                        #36
                        Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Which reminds me Jimmy-Roy, I don't know which one of your idiot boys were supposed to sweep out the Pastor's parking garage this week, but whichever one it was took a dump over in the corner near Pastor Billy-Rueben's Bentley, and he's pretty steamed over it. Can't you teach those half-wits to do their business in a toilet?
                        Im' real sorry about that Pastor Ezekal Sir it was the youngest one he hasnt' been right in the head since well you know what but any way ill' give him the switchign of his life for that Pastor Billy Ruben said i might have to buy him a new breoney (sp?) suit now where am i giong to get the money for that

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267
                            #37
                            Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

                            Late last night, I took a drive to Wal-Mart. It was around 1am. Below a three reasons that show why I will never do it again.
                            Attached Files

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #38
                                Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

                                Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                                Yes, yes. I'm sure Walmart cares nothing about losing revenue by alienating what is surely a large segment of their customer base.
                                Why would homosexuals, who are all wealthy and educated, go to WalMart?

                                Well, other than the terrifying drag queen in Brother James's photo above . . .
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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