More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

[Marshall]

They were out in force tonight and have been since the satanic and homo infested Twilight thing happened. It's like that movie was some sort of trigger forcing them out in the open.
Toy Story garbage is everywhere too. Makes me sick.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Around here there are so many messicans at the Walmart, I am not sure you could tell if there were more homos than usual or not.


I know work place raids for green cards aren't PC under the Obama regime, but I pray every night they start requiring citizenship papers for the spics who want to shop at Wally World.

[Marshall]

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I don't even notice the illegals anymore. Sort of like when I go into the city I never see hobos and bums. I'm sure they are there I just don't see them. I don't pay attention to daybeans unless they are in my field then they better listen up and do like Curtis says or they get fired. Curtis is my field boss and he's a good guy for a colored fella.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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It is certainly a blessing when you find a field negra with some leadership skills.

He must be good to motivate beaners.


We have a local here, half beaner, half negra. Damn good at tending livestock. Seems to have a knack for making the critters think he's one of them while he is getting them to mind. And he takes direction good from his overseer.

But we are still careful no matter how tame he seems, he is never left around womenfolk unattended.

[Nobar King]

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Maybe they released the new Twilight video game tonight? That would bring out some nerdy basement dwellers.

[EverVigilant]

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Twilight is a joke, terrible story, terrible author who doesn't know how to write. should have shut her mouth and stayed in the kitchen, would have been good for all of us.

[Marshall]

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Who puts a typewriter in the kitchen anyway?

[Mr Holyfire]

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Maybe they released the new Twilight video game tonight? That would bring out some nerdy basement dwellers.

Could this possibly be any worse than the occult-based World of Warcraft?

[its_faith]

Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

Twilight is a joke, terrible story, terrible author who doesn't know how to write. should have shut her mouth and stayed in the kitchen, would have been good for all of us.

I would know nothing about this "Twilight" except that it is unfit for Christian viewing.

[Dirk]

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Those queers are popping up everywhere these days. That happens when you vote Democrat.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Who puts a typewriter in the kitchen anyway?

You know who else had a typewriter in her kitchen?

Leni Riefenstahl, who made movies about Adolph Hitler during the Third Reich!

History is going in full circle.
Trump of the Will was about Nazis
Twilight is about Democrats (blood sucking vampires)

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

You know, I'm glad the Lord has blessed me with enough riches so I don't have to debase myself by going into cesspools like Wal-Mart. I have a couple of personal assistants that do whatever shopping I need. The stories that they relay to me sound like they are coming out of a veritable war zone.

Mexican women with six brats each who are running up and down the aisles...ignorant and rude workers...a DVD section filled with vile pornography (Sex in the City, Reese Witherspoon movies, the Gong Show Seasons 1-4, etc.). I truly feel sorry for all you True Christians™ that have to subject yourself to that hellhole because you are just getting buy and need to save as much on cereal and clothes as you possibly can. My sympathies.

[SUV]

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JESUS, not again! Just as I'm about to begin my Christmas in July Shopping!

And after all the trouble I had with entire storefuls of those "Men" following me around and leering at me last Season, too

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: More queers than regular people at Walmart tonight

You know, I'm glad the Lord has blessed me with enough riches so I don't have to debase myself by going into cesspools like Wal-Mart. I have a couple of personal assistants that do whatever shopping I need.

I truly feel sorry for all you True Christians™ that have to subject yourself to that hellhole because you are just getting buy and need to save as much on cereal and clothes as you possibly can. My sympathies.

Why am I not surprised.. another rich "reverend" with a Liberace rug.

Maybe if you didn't fleece your congregation every Sunday, they wouldn't have to "subject" themselves to buying staples at Walmart?

If you were really "sympathetic", you might remember that verse about camels and needles... what was it?...

Oh yes:

"Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

[SUV]

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Maybe if you didn't fleece your congregation every Sunday, they wouldn't have to "subject" themselves to buying staples at Walmart?

Are you saying that we are sheep? Sheeple?

And I won't even re-paste here your homage to Clyde the Camel