[farmersdaughter]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Thank you for taking the time to look for answer

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I looked and didn't find your answer. Maybe some of those important threads should be stickied or added to a subforum.

[farmersdaughter]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I know this has nothing to do with the thread but where can I find the definition of an ex-negro

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

This is meant to be a bunch of LOLs, but it reads like a terrorist victory cheer.

[Max Bayes]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

It looks to me like the accursed binary language of the foul Atheist. Damn them and their logic. Send me all the PS3s, and I shall see to it that they meet a swift-yet-just end by the means of defenestration.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

This offer is only valid for kids who REPENT and accept Jesus AS WRITTEN in the Holy Bible.

You only qualify for the first requirement.

[JennyD]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

Very well, show me one Saved True Christian(tm) with an interest in playing silly video games.







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I'm waiting.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

What lies? And what is a lololololololololol? Pastors, can I get varification that this is indeed satanic code, as I suspect?

What is wrong with you? What do you get out of your service to satan?

[pinks]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

i laugh at your lies! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lol

[JennyD]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

Saved(c) Christians will have no interest in playing ridiculous video games.

The reason the PS3s are sitting in the church basement is because once the children learn about Jesus and the real joy worshipping Him brings, they are too busy praising Him to bother with silly games.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I approve of that idea! I hope you dont mind if I sell them, because PS3 doesnt has all the awesome games that 360 has. With my earnings I can buy myself a new PC

Super! I will alert the Pastors of your approval.

If I wasn't scared of my husband beating, I mean disciplining, me I'd really let loose on you. Suffice to say I will tell you I think you're a very arrogant...oh, it's so hard to keep the language clean when dealing with people like you.

[pinks]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

You know what? Just send them to any childrens hospital you can find, I bet you will make those people alot more happy then you will make me (I'm sure not going to give my address here, not in the mood for you peeps coming to bring mayhem to where I live)

That's alright, we already have it.

So, do you wear wooden shoes to school?

[acereal]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

You know what? Just send them to any childrens hospital you can find, I bet you will make those people alot more happy then you will make me (I'm sure not going to give my address here, not in the mood for you peeps coming to bring mayhem to where I live)

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Where would you like them shipped? They're just collecting dust in the Church basement.