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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Originally posted by trollnerd View Post
    talk about hypocricy....u so called christians, who, from what i understant, are not allow to have a television cause it lets in the devil with all the killing and sex...(unless u only watch the 700Club) and yet u all are here telling people to accept christ and get a PS3....i thought u all were against video games and yet ur giving them away....wait what am i saying.....I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR FOR NOW AND ETERNITY TO COME.
    Now you`re talking boy! Just get your mommy`s credit cards and click on the donations button at the bottom of this page. We`ll set you right up!

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  • trollnerd
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    "WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.
    talk about hypocricy....u so called christians, who, from what i understant, are not allow to have a television cause it lets in the devil with all the killing and sex...(unless u only watch the 700Club) and yet u all are here telling people to accept christ and get a PS3....i thought u all were against video games and yet ur giving them away....wait what am i saying.....I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR FOR NOW AND ETERNITY TO COME.

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  • Ebenezer Wright
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    Originally posted by Errtu View Post
    And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

    Parabola's not punk,he's an emo! I'm punk \m/
    God Save The Queen!
    My apologies, I didn't know we were splitting hairs here. Punk/emo/goth its all the same to me..... Foolish.

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  • Turk Sucker
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    And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

    Parabola's not punk,he's an emo! I'm punk \m/
    God Save The Queen!

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  • Ebenezer Wright
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    Originally posted by Parabola View Post
    It's receipt, dammit!


    By the way, why PS3 and not XBOX 360?

    • Is PS3 God's favourite console? It has to be... I mean, he does have a favourite forum (it's written all over the place here!), so he might as well be into gaming too.
    Where does it say here that PS3 is God's favorite console? The PS3 offer is just a tool to bring others to Christ. Landover Baptist is always looking for ways to reel in the sinners.

    • If he is indeed into gaming, is this OK with the bible? Seems to me like there's a whole bunch of anti-christian games out there.
    Gaming can be a sin if it takes away from your God-given life. If it starts to have more importance then God then I think you know what that means....
    Video games can be healthy for a small time, but we all know most of our time needs to be spent praying and beating ourselves into submission for God. And besides, Landover does not support sinful games...

    As a new Christian, you will want to share the good news of Jesus Christ with as many of your "peeps in the hood" as you can. The great thing about Tony Hawk's Underground is that you can actually get off of your skateboard and walk around in the game and talk to other skaters about the Plan of Salvation! And if they don't accept Jesus as their Personal Savior, you can kill them later. How cool is that!?



    • Blah blah blah Yackity yack?
    The rest of your questions were all put into the one question above which basically says everything that you did. Like I said, we don't advertise video games to be Godly here. We are using them as a tool to bring others to Christ. Because even you cannot deny that sinners love video games. We haven't made any specification as to what the greatest console is, because we don't care. And to say that Japs are God's chosen people. HA, have you ever seen a japanese person? Don't make me laugh.

    Thank you
    And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

    THANK YOU!

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  • Turk Sucker
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    And there's a picture of a heavenly creature at Playstation:




    Final Fantasy VII FTW

    Btw,your offer totally owns the Spanish Inquisition!!!
    Not only do you get to buy the eternal salvation of your soul,there's an extra PS3 for you.
    You would have crushed all opposition if we were in 1500...

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  • Parabola
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    reciept

    It's receipt, dammit!



    By the way, why PS3 and not XBOX 360?

    • Is PS3 God's favourite console? It has to be... I mean, he does have a favourite forum (it's written all over the place here!), so he might as well be into gaming too.


    • If he is indeed into gaming, is this OK with the bible? Seems to me like there's a whole bunch of anti-christian games out there.


    • If it's not OK with the bible, is God contradicting himself?



    • If he is contradicting himself, should he see a psychologist?



    • Is God favouring Sony over Microsoft? If so, there is something seriously wrong here, since in Japan THEY'RE NOT CHRISTIANS!


    • If God IS favouring the Japanese, are they his favourite people?



    • If they are his favourite people, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?




    Thank you

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  • LHONCABIDES
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    i guess that would be a work, after all "the whole duty of man is to fear God and obey His commandments." Ecclesiastes. 12:13

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by LHONCABIDES View Post
    God is not mock. Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ is freely and heartily done. The ultimate purpose really for accepting Christ's gift of salvation is for us to escape from hell punishment because of our transgressions and so that our service to God would become acceptable. Propaganda such as having PS3 is tantamount to bribery for one to accept our Saviour! God forbid this kind of insolence and ignorance. May the power of the gospel of Christ shine on this people. Amen.
    So I take it you don't want a PS3?
    I suppose then we should bring back all our folks helping out in the poorer nations spreading The Good Word and offering food and water?

    Dummy.

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  • LHONCABIDES
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    God is not mock. Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ is freely and heartily done. The ultimate purpose really for accepting Christ's gift of salvation is for us to escape from hell punishment because of our transgressions and so that our service to God would become acceptable. Propaganda such as having PS3 is tantamount to bribery for one to accept our Saviour! God forbid this kind of insolence and ignorance. May the power of the gospel of Christ shine on this people. Amen.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by MattyB View Post
    I accepted Jesus as my savior can I have my ps3 brothers??
    Sure! Right after you post the reciept from Paypal for the Love Offering you sent in.

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  • MattyB
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    I accepted Jesus as my savior can I have my ps3 brothers??

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  • Boring Jerry
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    I don't deny him, I just don't accept him. I'm neutral, you could say. I'm 18, as my intro says, and yes, I have read the Bible. In fact, I was at my youth group earlier tonight, reading from James out of my KJV Bible.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
    I'll say this last thing before I head over there. I never said I do narcotics, but I know people who do and that's where I got my information. And I also never said I hate Jesus, becase I don't. I don't believe in any religion. I just think everything happens because of my actions and the actions of others.
    God says that trusting yourself makes you a fool.

    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    Proverbs 28:26


    If you don't accept Jesus, then you are of satan.

    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
    23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.


    How old are you son? Have you ever actually read God's Holy Word?

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  • Boring Jerry
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    I'll say this last thing before I head over there. I never said I do narcotics, but I know people who do and that's where I got my information. And I also never said I hate Jesus, becase I don't. I don't believe in any religion. I just think everything happens because of my actions and the actions of others.

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