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Dearly Beloved in Christ,
I have so longed for this moment. Far too long have I been away amongst the red savages of our great countries desolate lands. Far too love have I struggled without support against the temptations of the flesh, the idolatry of Devil Worshippers, and the shear idiocy of all those without the name of Jesus. At last I have returned to God's own church, and I do rejoice.
I must say thought, that I do indeed have a bone to pick with the church leadership here. For, I fear the marke of prejudice and bigotry has fallen upon Landover. I say this in view of my own status as Unsaved Trash. I can only imagine it is because my first moments in this great house of God were spent in the loving assistance of one lost to the Lord.
I must accept some degree of responsibility myself, because I know I should have checked in with church leadership before anything else. But alas, I saw one in need - a filthy sinner with the last name of a heathen prophet, spilling liberal lies and tempting the sodomy of Satan within the holy confines of this very Church, I could not pass on without answering his filthy disgusting drivel. It is the habits of a missionary, and that is all. I simply could not bear to see such a foolish man, such a pathetic dibbling excuse of a human orifice simply waiting for Satan's own prong. I had to stop and offer hime some gentle council. I had to make some effort to lead him to the love of our dear lord, Jesus Christ.
Please, my bretheren, I beg of you. Do not succumb to the sins of bigotry. Do not give in to the temptations of prejudice. A man of faith is not tainted by efforts to give council to the Hell-Bound scum who salivate over Satan's own body. Do not assume that because I am less of a human because I have laboured for years among dark skinned heathen devils. Do not deny my worth simply because I have trafficked, however briefly with those too filthy to look upon the face of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am no less a man because I have been briefly amongst those of utterly no value themselves.
Please my bretheren, I beg of you. Rise above your prejudice and condemn me not for the disgusting filth whom I have once condescended to call friends.
I have so longed for this moment. Far too long have I been away amongst the red savages of our great countries desolate lands. Far too love have I struggled without support against the temptations of the flesh, the idolatry of Devil Worshippers, and the shear idiocy of all those without the name of Jesus. At last I have returned to God's own church, and I do rejoice.
I must say thought, that I do indeed have a bone to pick with the church leadership here. For, I fear the marke of prejudice and bigotry has fallen upon Landover. I say this in view of my own status as Unsaved Trash. I can only imagine it is because my first moments in this great house of God were spent in the loving assistance of one lost to the Lord.
I must accept some degree of responsibility myself, because I know I should have checked in with church leadership before anything else. But alas, I saw one in need - a filthy sinner with the last name of a heathen prophet, spilling liberal lies and tempting the sodomy of Satan within the holy confines of this very Church, I could not pass on without answering his filthy disgusting drivel. It is the habits of a missionary, and that is all. I simply could not bear to see such a foolish man, such a pathetic dibbling excuse of a human orifice simply waiting for Satan's own prong. I had to stop and offer hime some gentle council. I had to make some effort to lead him to the love of our dear lord, Jesus Christ.
Please, my bretheren, I beg of you. Do not succumb to the sins of bigotry. Do not give in to the temptations of prejudice. A man of faith is not tainted by efforts to give council to the Hell-Bound scum who salivate over Satan's own body. Do not assume that because I am less of a human because I have laboured for years among dark skinned heathen devils. Do not deny my worth simply because I have trafficked, however briefly with those too filthy to look upon the face of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am no less a man because I have been briefly amongst those of utterly no value themselves.
Please my bretheren, I beg of you. Rise above your prejudice and condemn me not for the disgusting filth whom I have once condescended to call friends.
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