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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130
    #16
    Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    What is happening here? Are miracles occurring before mine eyes? Lindh a Christian?!?!?!? Dookie back from the ends of the earth after YEARS? I cannot believe it. I must go have a glass of single malt whiskey to calm my nerves.
    "Dookie" may be back from the ends of the earth, but he's a 12 cylinder seminary-trained mackerel-snapper if ever there was one.

    Praise Jesus!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323
        #17
        Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

        Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
        "Dookie" may be back from the ends of the earth, but he's a 12 cylinder seminary-trained mackerel-snapper if ever there was one.

        Praise Jesus!
        Well, you know him personally. I only know him from reputation.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843
            #18
            Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

            Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

            "Dookie" may be back from the ends of the earth, but he's a 12 cylinder seminary-trained mackerel-snapper if ever there was one.

            Praise Jesus!
            Oh yeah? and how would a person like yooooou know that, sand-crawler? you only converted to 'christian' ...

            ... um ... when was that? ... yesterday!
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Oh yeah? and how would a person like yooooou know that, sand-crawler? you only converted to 'christian' ...

                ... um ... when was that? ... yesterday!
                God love ya, woman. If you weren't an ex heathen......but never mind. You'd have to fight Sister SUV for my affections, and she's pretty hefty!....I mean she's in pretty good shape!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843
                    #20
                    Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                    God love ya, woman. If you weren't an ex heathen ...... but never mind. You'd have to fight Sister SUV for my affections, and she's pretty hefty! .... I mean she's in pretty good shape!
                    What a nice compliment, Pastor Al! (noddy got the fire of the Lord Jesus in her veins now!)

                    And GODLY Sister SUV is a mighty fine True Christian™ woman if there ever was one!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • Brother Lindh
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 130
                        #21
                        Re: Praise Jesus, I Have Returned

                        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                        Oh yeah? and how would a person like yooooou know that, sand-crawler? you only converted to 'christian' ...

                        ... um ... when was that? ... yesterday!
                        Well, before Jesus entered my very bloodstream (takes but nanoseconds, Praise the Lord!), I hunted these Jesuits and learned their extended vocabulary under duress. This Dookie is a Jesuit or Opus Dei, attempting to infiltrate LB.

                        Besides that, Godly Pastor Pistle has mentioned that you are an x-heathen. So where do you get off trying to cast the First Stone? Only Jesus (and of course the Godly LB Pastors) can cast the First Stone.

                        Praise Jesus!

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