SAVED!

[Brother Lindh]

Brethern & Sistern! I've been saved! After watching Deacon Fred's powerful sermon, the Lord came over me (Praise JESUS!). I've thrown off my turbin, sold my camels and tent and flew to Chicago. (A bit of trouble with security at Boston due to the halo around my head but it checked out with some godly Republican TSA reps).

I still get a slight twitch when I see pictures of AK47s and quiver with delight upon the fragrance of semtex lingering in my suitcase; anthrax powder? Not for me!
Praise JESUS, I've been saved!

Praise the Lord, PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SAVED!

Brethern & Sistern! I've been saved! After watching Deacon Fred's powerful sermon, the Lord came over me (Praise JESUS!). I've thrown off my turbin, sold my camels and tent and flew to Chicago. (A bit of trouble with security at Boston due to the halo around my head but it checked out with some godly Republican TSA reps).

I still get a slight twitch when I see pictures of AK47s and quiver with delight upon the fragrance of semtex lingering in my suitcase; anthrax powder? Not for me!
Praise JESUS, I've been saved!

Praise the Lord, PRAISE THE LORD!

Yes, yes, that's all well and good. You can prove it by making a healthy love offering to Jesus right now via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. With all that selling going on, I'm sure you won't mind coughing up enough to cover your years of blasphemey and unAmerican behavior.

And don't think for a moment that the DOF is going to give you a free pass. You are being watched, camel boy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SAVED!

Yes, yes, that's all well and good. You can prove it by making a healthy love offering to Jesus right now via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. With all that selling going on, I'm sure you won't mind coughing up enough to cover your years of blasphemey and unAmerican behavior.

Also, you'll have to give up on that hardline pro-sodomy Women's Liberation nonsense you towelheads are always yapping about.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SAVED!

And you will have to give up your towel too, textile-face

[Brother Lindh]

Re: SAVED!

And you will have to give up your towel too, textile-face

Sister in God Noddy! Indeed, gave up the towel, camel, goat meat, tent, semtex, AK47, all 72 virgins and mir.
Praise Jesus! Gave up slippers, traded them for Godly Doc Martins! I also titted to LB. It's important to tit, according to our Godly Pastor Al E Pistle. I'm sure you constantly tit.
Praise Jesus! I'm on my way from Chicago to Landover to help smack halloween demons!

Praise God, The Holy Ghost and Jesus, all at once!

[Sister Noddy]

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Sister in God Noddy! Indeed, gave up the towel, camel, goat meat, tent, semtex, AK47, all 72 virgins and mir.
Praise Jesus! Gave up slippers, traded them for Godly Doc Martins! I also titted to LB. It's important to tit, according to our Godly Pastor Al E Pistle. I'm sure you constantly tit.
Praise Jesus! I'm on my way from Chicago to Landover to help smack halloween demons!

Praise God, The Holy Ghost and Jesus, all at once!

Well, I must say you really sound full of enthusiasm, Brother Lindh! (no more towel-face)

... wishing you Godspeed on your journey to Landover, to join our GODLY demonbusters and zap those pesky little critters from hell!

(what's a tit?)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SAVED!

(what's a tit?)

A Brit who doesn't tithe.

[Brother Lindh]

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Well, I must say you really sound full of enthusiasm, Brother Lindh! (no more towel-face)

... wishing you Godspeed on your journey to Landover, to join our GODLY demonbusters and zap those pesky little critters from hell!

(what's a tit?)

Oop! I mean tithe. This word is not in the Q'ran and I'm adjusting to the more capitalist inclined KJV.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SAVED!

Oop! I mean tithe. This word is not in the Q'ran and I'm adjusting to the more capitalist inclined KJV.

Yes indeed, Brother Lindh! You're adjusting to the more GODLY inclined KJV (that's the KJV1611, to be exact)

[Brother Lindh]

Re: SAVED!

Yes indeed, Brother Lindh! You're adjusting to the more GODLY inclined KJV (that's the KJV1611, to be exact)

Dear Godly Sister Noody! How come the Godly Pastors won't allow my picture on my posts? Other Unsaved Trash get their pictures! Praise Jesus!

[Brother Lindh]

Re: SAVED!

Yes indeed, Brother Lindh! You're adjusting to the more GODLY inclined KJV (that's the KJV1611, to be exact)

Dear Godly Sister Noody! How come the Godly Pastors won't allow my picture on my posts? Other Unsaved Trash get their pictures! Praise Jesus!

Thank you! Praise Jesus!

[Brother Lindh]

Re: SAVED!

Dear Godly Sister Noody! How come the Godly Pastors won't allow my picture on my posts? Other Unsaved Trash get their pictures! Praise Jesus!

Thank you! Praise Jesus!

This is a miracle! I asked Sister Noody why my picture wasn't posted and only seconds later, it appeared!

Sister Noody must be a gift from Jesus. Praise the Lord!

[Seeker]

Re: SAVED!

This is a miracle! I asked Sister Noody why my picture wasn't posted and only seconds later, it appeared!

Sister Noody must be a gift from Jesus. Praise the Lord!

Good gravy!! I think you need to be saved every Sunday just lookin at ya! He does cure the blind and fugly.

[Sister Noddy]

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This is a miracle! I asked Sister Noody why my picture wasn't posted and only seconds later, it appeared!

Sister Noody must be a gift from Jesus. Praise the Lord!

Holy moly, Brother Lindh! Musta been JESUS who finally posted your picture! (after a moment of heavenly consideration)

Yoooooou might wanna consider some dental work on those fangs of yours, brother! Be sure to check out True Christian™ dentists, the hand of GOD himself guides their needles and their drills! Appearance is sooooo important at church when you first get Saved®

Praise! Sister Noodle

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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This is his real picture. I have no idea where that gothic corpse pic came from. JESUS protect me!