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  • #16
    Re: Australia

    Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
    She's already got a son, and I'm not sure about the TrueChristian values regarding that. Not that I wouldn't be extremely flattered, but I'm not sure what propriety demands.
    SCAREEEEECH! Whoa there boy. You need to learn to crawl before you can walk. None of our females will be interested in you until you achieve True Christian status....IF that day ever comes.

    Have you been studying your Bible? What book are you on now?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: Australia

      We have a lot of coal...But that's about it. Coal's almost as good as oil...

      I have to say, even though I would get out of this country the first chance that I could, I'd rather be here than New Zealand (Sorry to those TrueChristians who are from there). There are lots of...rumours...about Kiwi's and Sheep getting too close.
      Jeremiah.17.15
      Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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      • #18
        Re: Australia

        I know, I know, I just didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings! I wasn't the one who suggested that kind of thing.

        I do hope to achieve TrueChristian status one day, if I deserve it, and have been studying my bible hard. I'm up to Judges. 8:4
        Jeremiah.17.15
        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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        • #19
          Re: Australia

          Ah yes, a fine example of God's attitude toward heathens who with hold comfort and sustenance to His chosen people.

          Judges 8:4 And Gideon came to Jordan, and passed over, he, and the three hundred men that were with him, faint, yet pursuing them.
          8:5 And he said unto the men of Succoth, Give, I pray you, loaves of bread unto the people that follow me; for they be faint, and I am pursuing after Zebah and Zalmunna, kings of Midian.
          8:6 And the princes of Succoth said, Are the hands of Zebah and Zalmunna now in thine hand, that we should give bread unto thine army?
          8:7 And Gideon said,Therefore when the LORD hath delivered Zebah and Zalmunna into mine hand, then I will tear your flesh with the thorns of the wilderness and withbriers.

          Just as God is dealing out justice to those filthy mudslimes who have seen fit to attack America, His chosen country. GLORY!! Keep up your studies boy!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Australia

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.

            PS Do they have any oil wells there?

            Fair enough Glendora,I'm really bad at Geography too.
            Alas,I completely failed to see your PS.


            I do believe the student is also somewhat confused,everyone knows that the stories he's referring to are all about Australians.
            But in true Aussie fashion,just as they try to nick anything of ours (Split Enz,Russel Crowe etc.) so they'll always try to blame any of their little foibles on us.
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • #21
              Re: Australia

              "Split Enz" and Russel Crowe bore me. You can keep them, we don't want them. Everybody knows that New Zealand is like a worse version of Australia. They're all backwards.
              Jeremiah.17.15
              Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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              • #22
                Re: Australia

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                Perhaps we might refer to the entire region as Oceania, just so I can save face? And it goes without saying, better LBC members would be warned if our president/savior was planning a Godly intervention in order to bring freedom, liberty and democracy to the region.

                PS Do they have any oil wells there?
                Oceania is safe (it covers a multitude of sinners) -- Australasia, if you are more bold.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • #23
                  Re: Australia

                  Originally posted by Mr.Enobarbus View Post
                  Oceania is safe (it covers a multitude of sinners) -- Australasia, if you are more bold.
                  you must gets alotta Jappie toorists down unders, Mr.Eno

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