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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #31
    Re: Jesus hates Mingers

    Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
    1. beauty comes from what you have on the inside. 2.beauty is different in the eyes of different people.


    Only butt ugly people say that beauty comes from within.

    Enjoy Hell. You must look hideous.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2025
      • 15118

      #32
      Re: Jesus hates Mingers

      Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
      1. beauty comes from what you have on the inside. 2.beauty is different in the eyes of different people.


      You find THIS attractive?

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      You need an Optician!!

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #33
        Re: Jesus hates Mingers

        Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
        1. beauty comes from what you have on the inside. 2.beauty is different in the eyes of different people.



        HA hahahaha! You remind me of a blind date my brother went on once years ago. They told him that she had a "nice personality". Oh sweet JESUS HAVE MERCY she was as ugly as sin itself. Of course my brother took her out anyway, being the kind-hearted guy that he is. He stopped at a gas station to fill up his tank and suggested the gorilla go powder her nose. Then he drove home and left her there....He figured the 35 mile walk back to town would help her lose weight at least.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318

          #34
          Re: Jesus hates Mingers

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          HA hahahaha! You remind me of a blind date my brother went on once years ago. They told him that she had a "nice personality". Oh sweet JESUS HAVE MERCY she was as ugly as sin itself. Of course my brother took her out anyway, being the kind-hearted guy that he is. He stopped at a gas station to fill up his tank and suggested the gorilla go powder her nose. Then he drove home and left her there....He figured the 35 mile walk back to town would help her lose weight at least.
          Did she ever call the jerk again?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #35
            Re: Jesus hates Mingers

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            Did she ever call the jerk again?
            You have just earned yourself a sackful of shiny new infraction points for insulting my Godly brother, who proudly served God's chosen country during the Gulf War I. The "jerk" you refer to wiped several mudslime families from the face of God's earth, Praise Jesus, which is more than you have done nancy-boy.

            Enjoy hell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Fish
              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Oct 2006
              • 318

              #36
              Re: Jesus hates Mingers

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You have just earned yourself a sackful of shiny new infraction points for insulting my Godly brother, who proudly served God's chosen country during the Gulf War I. The "jerk" you refer to wiped several mudslime families from the face of God's earth, Praise Jesus, which is more than you have done nancy-boy.

              Enjoy hell.
              I just think it wasn't very nice to leave a girl stranded in the middle of nowhere.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #37
                Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                Ugly girls don't care. They're just happy to get a ride halfway home.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Punk
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 21

                  #38
                  Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                  This can't be for real.. You guys are just so ****ing sick!!!!!! How ****ing harsh is that. Send me to hell damn it, least i'll be away from freaks like you!

                  And beauty does come from inside... And as far as i can see most of you are pug ugly!!!

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2025
                    • 15118

                    #39
                    Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                    Originally posted by Punk View Post
                    This can't be for real.. You guys are just so ****ing sick!!!!!! How ****ing harsh is that. Send me to hell damn it, least i'll be away from freaks like you!

                    And beauty does come from inside... And as far as i can see most of you are pug ugly!!!
                    Oh really?
                    I just took this picture of you from D.O.F. and our theory about people who complain is quite true.
                    They are the Mingers.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Punk
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 21

                      #40
                      Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                      Picture of me? What the **** are you on mate LMAO, that's just plain DUMB. You haven't seen me dumb ****, and i can tell you i'm not a minger.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2025
                        • 15118

                        #41
                        Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                        Originally posted by Punk View Post
                        Picture of me? What the **** are you on mate LMAO, that's just plain DUMB. You haven't seen me dumb ****, and i can tell you i'm not a minger.
                        Mate?
                        I can assure you I could no sooner mate with a Heathen like you than I could mate with the Devil.

                        Stop persecuting us!!

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Punk
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 21

                          #42
                          Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                          The word mate here doesn't mean to **** you, twit. You guys keep calling me "friend", and mate here means friend.

                          >>Blasphemy edited<<
                          Last edited by Talitha; 10-16-2006, 10:53 PM. Reason: Blaspheming again

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2025
                            • 15118

                            #43
                            Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                            Originally posted by Punk View Post
                            The word mate here doesn't mean to **** you, twit. You guys keep calling me "friend", and mate here means friend.

                            Hey, you could try mating with the devil, you never know, you might enjoy it.
                            You get no more warnings.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322

                              #44
                              Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                              Originally posted by Punk View Post
                              The word mate here doesn't mean to **** you, twit. You guys keep calling me "friend", and mate here means friend.

                              Hey, you could try mating with the devil, you never know, you might enjoy it.
                              Your going to be screaming through a mouthfull of Lucifer when you die you disgusting pervert. Nobody here is interested in you or your shortcomings as a person. By being an unfaithful person, a doubter and a mocker of Christ you have proven yourself unworthy of Jesus love and will surely end up in Satans boudoir dressed in satin. I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ! Begone you foul sinner.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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