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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Jesus hates Mingers

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    While I may disagree with you on many things, I must agree Sister T's favorite angel is quite nice on the eyes after those mingers.
    Leave it to Wretched Van Hellfire to turn something so pure and undefiled as that angel into an object of an "M" session. For shame!

    Those poor unfortunate mingers. You should be ashamed of yourselves!
    I'll leave it to LBC's learned Creation scientists to determine whether they look that way because of a lifestyle choice or because God in His infinite love and mercy predestined them to be vessels of wrath fitted to destruction (Rom. 9:22). Either way, it mocks God to call them "poor unfortunate" anything.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Rain
      Youthful soldier of Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 86

      #17
      Re: Jesus hates Mingers

      Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
      I'll leave it to LBC's learned Creation scientists to determine whether they look that way because of a lifestyle choice or because God in His infinite love and mercy predestined them to be vessels of wrath fitted to destruction (Rom. 9:22). Either way, it mocks God to call them "poor unfortunate" anything.
      Most of the time, these mingers are as retarded and hellbound as they are looking! And yet, our government thinks these mingers can be EDUCATED?? They pay so much money to send them all to 'special' schools/colleges/etc, which should be given to Him as He rightfully deserves! And of course, we all know that all this 'education' does nothing but confuse the retarded minger.

      Stupid stupid government!! I can't wait for the day that the Godly George W Bush invades and reforms our backslidden country.

      ~Rain

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      • Brother Wilfred Ernest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 142

        #18
        Re: Jesus hates Mingers

        The image of Godlyness



        The look of distinction, sage wisdom, and blessed by the bountiful fruits provided by a loving Lord.

        Godless



        An obvious Homerseksual who spends more time hanging out in the gym locker room, primping and preening his body hair, waxing his sumptuouse abs than doing the Lords work! Heathens like this barely have a chance to eat as they dedicate their time trying to quench their insatiable thirst for Manlove.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #19
          Re: Jesus hates Mingers

          Originally posted by lilith View Post
          Even a man who could only be described as the back end of a bus will be handsome as David - just as long as his bank balance is big enough to provide a distraction from his face.
          And you should know lilith; you've seen more men's faces against the backdrop of a ceiling than Michaelangelo.

          Dean

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #20
            Re: Jesus hates Mingers

            I find it appropriate that Sister Talitha has the comely Ms Coulters image in her signature. If ever there was a Godly woman headed to the front of the line to Heaven it is the gorgeous Ms Anne Coulter. Lord forgive me but she is a looker!

            While physical beauty and manly handsomness are certainly requirements to enter the Kingdom of God, let us not forget the other fine points such as tithing level, association with evil and questionable ancestry.
            It could be said that Mr Brad Pitt is an attractive man, as certain Sisters have in the past, but we must factor in his association with the shedemon Angelina Whore-lie and her rainbow baby collecting addiction. This unnatural combination negates his attractiveness and renders him Hell fodder.
            The same applies for Ms Hilton who has physical beauty as well as the means to tithe at at least a Platinum level, but her deviant and sinful actions and excessive secular upittyness prevent her from seeing Jesus glory come the Rapture.
            Certainly Carmen Electra is a pretty woman. She is wealthy enough to tithe decently and she has been known to give to charitible organizations. BUT. Were those organizations sanctioned by Landover Baptist? Add to it her Negro-fancy and her dubious Latin heritage and you have a woman bound for the pit of flames in the center of Hell.
            The list goes on but I am confident that my point is made.

            Here amongst the chosen Saved™, one can understand why it is so important to pay attention to ALL the details as our wonderful womenfolk have done time and time again. None can be more Saved™ than the Landover elect and that is as plain as the blue eyes of Christ.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: Jesus hates Mingers

              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
              Leave it to Wretched Van Hellfire to turn something so pure and undefiled as that angel into an object of an "M" session. For shame!
              Pure and undefiled.....yeah....right
              Someone that good looking would have lost their 'purity' looooooong ago

              I'll leave it to LBC's learned Creation scientists to determine whether they look that way because of a lifestyle choice or because God in His infinite love and mercy predestined them to be vessels of wrath fitted to destruction (Rom. 9:22). Either way, it mocks God to call them "poor unfortunate" anything.
              What about Brother Ernest's niece? I remember he posted about her on the previous forum. She was about the same standard as these people does that mean you think she's also going to 'hell'?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #22
                I have a question:

                I have now doubt every word in our KJV 1611 Bible is true. But does the ugly rule apply to dogs? The reason I ask is because I have a crush on a cute little Pug puppy. And I'm afraid he's cute in an ugly way. Would one of the sisters please take a look and give her opinion?

                DON'T DO IT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asJtwXhY8xM
                Attached Files
                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692

                  #23
                  Re: I have a question:

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  I have no doubt every word in our KJV 1611 Bible is true. But does the ugly rule apply to dogs? The reason I ask is because I have a crush on a cute little Pug puppy. And I'm afraid he's cute in an ugly way. Would one of the sisters please take a look and give her opinion?
                  He appears to have a noble quality about him, which is fitting for True Christian™ royalty such as yourself. I truly believe that most ugly dogs have sweeter natures, and are therefore cute; being aware of their homeliness they try so very hard to endear themselves to us.

                  Just be sure to have his noble yet homely little knackers whipped off before he trys to endear himself to your leg, Glendora.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    That's not fair, I have to pick just ONE?

                    You have my deepest sympathy.
                    The phrase "Spoilt for choice" springs to mind.



                    Ceilings,Deaner? You Americans - so naive,so limited.
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      You have my deepest sympathy.
                      The phrase "Spoilt for choice" springs to mind.
                      Indeed. Maybe you could accept Mrs Rogers' challenge? I admit the numerical limitation has me stumped .

                      Ceilings,Deaner? You Americans - so naive,so limited.
                      Not all Americans, just uptight christians. (And people who eat too much McDonalds, and people who are too lazy, and people who.....nah, I'll stop there)
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Pure and undefiled.....yeah....right
                        Someone that good looking would have lost their 'purity' looooooong ago
                        Maybe in your social circle, dear, but then, I'm sure you regard even Lilith as pure and undefiled.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 142

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          What about Brother Ernest's niece? I remember he posted about her on the previous forum. She was about the same standard as these people does that mean you think she's also going to 'hell'?
                          Mongie is hellbound for sure. This is why I made her sleep in the shed by the lawnmower. I would never allow one of Satans creatures sleep in my home.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2026
                            • 15118

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                            Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
                            Mongie is hellbound for sure. This is why I made her sleep in the shed by the lawnmower. I would never allow one of Satans creatures sleep in my home.
                            Brother Ernest, what is so scary is that they allow these people to breed!
                            It's an abomination to the Lord© and it should be made illegal.

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                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 142

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                              Oh sweet Jesus! I am going to have to say an extra prayer to be able to sleep tonight!

                              I made sure Mongie wont be reproducing. Brother Elton and I strapped Mongie to Brother Elton's dentist chair and sealed her tubes up with a 15 watt soldering iron! Oh, you should have seen the demonic faces she was making (as if her usual face isn't evil enough). She was also shrieking profane words in a demonic way. But we got the job done.

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                              • bridging-the-gap
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 90

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus hates Mingers

                                1. beauty comes from what you have on the inside. 2.beauty is different in the eyes of different people.
                                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                I know, and I apologise for posting this Thread without a warning.

                                Sorry Sister Thumper.

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