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  • #211
    Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

    I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod

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    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #212
      Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod
      Just because you wear yours all the time does not mean everyone else does, I think it is more a problem with his antipsychotic medication.
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      • #213
        Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Just because you wear yours all the time does not mean everyone else does, I think it is more a problem with his antipsychotic medication.
        Why don't you ring Stevie on his cellphone and prove it.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #214
          Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          I have found out why Stevie is hearing the Lord. It is a modern problem, Stevie has his cordless headphones connected to his cellphone & ipod

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          Look at that poor girl writhe with the devil in her!!!

          She needs some healing hands
          1 Timothy 5
          23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.




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          • #215
            Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

            Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

            My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
            John 10:27

            I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

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            • #216
              Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

              Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
              Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

              My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
              John 10:27

              I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.
              Wow...you actually found a font that compliments your profil picture. Beautiful work.
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • #217
                Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

                My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
                John 10:27

                I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.
                We are not the ones mocking the Lord. The Lord also allows us to laugh

                Job 8:21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #218
                  Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                  Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                  Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

                  My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
                  John 10:27

                  I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.
                  Christian_Rover, I'm sure that you're a good person and that you genuinely believe that you talk with the Lord. Even so, and as much as I hate to agree with the Landover Baptists, I think that they have the better argument here.

                  How do you know that you are talking with the Lord and not just experiencing an auditory hallucination? Many people "hear voices," and as the Landover Baptists have pointed out correctly, they can't all be right. How do you know you're right and they're wrong? They can cherry-pick the same Bible verse that you can.
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                  • #219
                    Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                    Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                    Unless you talk with the Lord and hear His voice, you aren't is:

                    My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me.
                    John 10:27

                    I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.
                    And I do hear Jesus. He sounds nothing like what you say.

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                    • #220
                      Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                      I know when God is speaking to me, because He has a Southern accent.
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                      • #221
                        Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                        Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                        I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter.
                        It's not Scripture that they find a laughing matter. As even another homer has pointed out to you, Scripture doesn't prove that the voice yammering away in your head is that of God. In fact, it proves the opposite.

                        God does not take kindly to being mocked.
                        I agree completely, and unless you repent, you'll find out the hard way just how true that is.
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                        • #222
                          Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                          Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post

                          I'm surprised you find scripture a laughing matter. God does not take kindly to being mocked.

                          Exodus 31
                          9 And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:

                          10 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them:

                          Don't be stiffnecked Rover!

                          I am sure you do not wish God's wrath waxing hot on you for your soul is hanging by a thread above the eternal fires of hell!
                          1 Timothy 5
                          23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.




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