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  • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

    Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
    Well in my experience women get along very well indeed with gay men. They generally feel less threatened and intimidated by them. They also tend to think gay men are less likely than their girlfriends to gossip or be bitchy about them behind their backs. I have many good female friends, and in fact the only place I have encountered a woman with a problem with my sexuality is online.
    You have not spoken with any of the women here.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

      Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
      Well in my experience women get along very well indeed with gay men. They generally feel less threatened and intimidated by them. They also tend to think gay men are less likely than their girlfriends to gossip or be bitchy about them behind their backs. I have many good female friends, and in fact the only place I have encountered a woman with a problem with my sexuality is online.
      Indeed friend. My wife said she would gladly go shopping with you if you would get rid of that silly hat and shave.

      I merely jest, friend. I am a unitarian and we are perfectly okay with homosexuals.

      We don't believe in Christ's literal resurrection either. We merely believe it to be metaphorical for the change inside us once we become better people.
      You are as likely to hear Paine or Descartes as the Bible in my church.

      Yours in the softer side of Christ,
      Sam
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • Re: Interfering with people's PROFILES

        Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
        This is so ridiculous. I have posted on Christian forums, atheist forums, interfaith forums and just about every sort of forum you could imagine and I have NEVER seen someone being confined to one thread!!!!!
        Didn't you get expelled from your last Christian forum for stalking another member?

        You should be praising God that you are allowed to post in your single thread - not whinging like a girl about it.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Re: Interfering with people's PROFILES

          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
          Didn't you get expelled from your last Christian forum for stalking another member?

          You should be praising God that you are allowed to post in your single thread - not whinging like a girl about it.
          Don't tell me he is a stalker
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Re: Interfering with people's PROFILES

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            You should be praising God that you are allowed to post in your single thread - not whinging like a girl about it.
            Queers whine like girls. That's just how it is.
            "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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            • Re: Interfering with people's PROFILES

              Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
              Queers whine like girls. That's just how it is.
              They do whine a lot. Have you seen a group of queers bitch fight of a guy. It is worse than school girls.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                Is this you when you were a flight attendant.

                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                  I guess I was just winning too many arguments and you people were worried that I might in fact enlighten some of your regular parishioners????
                  From Stevie's Dictionary of the Queen's English:

                  win, v.t. to give up on: Stevie won the argument by repeatedly ignoring pertinent questions that he couldn't answer.

                  Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                  Psalm 46:10 tells us to be still, and know that He is God. So when I hear that still, small voice speak to me, I know it is Him. Jesus is Emmanuel, God with us (see Matt. 1:23). That means that Jesus Christ is with me always, and that He is present within me.
                  Anyone who "hears from Jesus" can use exactly the same argument. So you honestly believe that it is God who tells people mutually contradictory things? Why would you bother worshiping a "god" who toys with people like that?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    From Stevie's Dictionary of the Queen's English:

                    win, v.t. to give up on: Stevie won the argument by repeatedly ignoring pertinent questions that he couldn't answer.

                    Anyone who "hears from Jesus" can use exactly the same argument. So you honestly believe that it is God who tells people mutually contradictory things? Why would you bother worshiping a "god" who toys with people like that?
                    Pastor Isaac,

                    I don't believe I have ignored any questions. This is not a matter of what I believe. I don't have a mere religion about a God that I don't know. I know Him, and He lives in me by the Spirit. It is clear that you, and most of your friends here at Landover have religion about Christ but without Christ. You use the Bible as a fall-back position and rely on that old heresy of 'sola scriptura'. In my experience pretty well everyone who holds to that doctrine is a dead theological pedant who holds that God is a Bible-tossing God today; that God does not speak to His people any more, as He did in the past, and merely tosses a Bible at someone and says 'work it out for yourself'. That is not the way God does things, it never has been, and it never will be. It is a plainly revealed truth in the Scripture that if His people don't listen to Him and simply do as He says/leads they WILL go wrong. Jesus said, "Without me you can do nothing." "My sheep hear my voice, and they follow me." It is not possible to follow someone you don't know, and cannot hear speak to you.

                    Now, if you require any clarification, please ask.

                    Great Big Love
                    Stevie.

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                    • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                      Hey Stevie,

                      one of your fellow countrymen is handing out kisses here.

                      Shame you aren't able to respond in his thread.

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                      • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                        Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                        That is not the way God does things, it never has been, and it never will be.
                        How do you know? Are you hearing voices, Danny?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                          He still has not answered any of the womens questions.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            How do you know? Are you hearing voices, Danny?
                            With those sideburns he definitely won't be able to hear anything else than his own mental babble.
                            "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                            • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                              Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                              With those sideburns he definitely won't be able to hear anything else than his own mental babble.
                              Indeed Sister. With that moustache, he somehow reminds me of Derek Smalls, and the Lord knows he was deaf!



                              Anyway, people like Danny are so deluded. On a secular level, it's like they believe in E, but don't really believe it's supposed to equal MC². Not that I believe in that mumbo-jumbo, but I hope you get my drift.

                              Sad, really. I will pray for you, Danny.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

                                Originally posted by Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) View Post
                                Pastor Isaac,

                                I don't believe I have ignored any questions. This is not a matter of what I believe. I don't have a mere religion about a God that I don't know. I know Him, and He lives in me by the Spirit. It is clear that you, and most of your friends here at Landover have religion about Christ but without Christ. You use the Bible as a fall-back position and rely on that old heresy of 'sola scriptura'. In my experience pretty well everyone who holds to that doctrine is a dead theological pedant who holds that God is a Bible-tossing God today; that God does not speak to His people any more, as He did in the past, and merely tosses a Bible at someone and says 'work it out for yourself'. That is not the way God does things, it never has been, and it never will be. It is a plainly revealed truth in the Scripture that if His people don't listen to Him and simply do as He says/leads they WILL go wrong. Jesus said, "Without me you can do nothing." "My sheep hear my voice, and they follow me." It is not possible to follow someone you don't know, and cannot hear speak to you.

                                Now, if you require any clarification, please ask.

                                Great Big Love
                                Stevie.
                                Nonsense. I speak with Jesus every day, and He's telling me you are a false prophet.

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