[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free, you schmuck!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Why shouldn't you let Prince Andrew look after your daughter?

He'll think babysitting is a PORNOGRAPHY DELETED.

Ma'am, I'm not sure what your definition of "clean" is but that kind of potty talk is not welcome on God's favorite website.

[Jimmy Kate Dumbardo]

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Why shouldn't you let Prince Andrew look after your daughter?

He'll think babysitting is a sex position.

[Didymus Much]

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A couple of Taliban are on their way to Friday prayers.

Achmed: "I got a new Toyota Hilux for my eldest daughter last week."

Abdul: "Really? Sweet!"

Achmed: "Yeah. I kinda miss her though."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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[Dennis Lukes]

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you guys can't even tell funny jokes lmfaooooo

You want to hear a funny joke? John Lennon and George Harrison, the two dung beetles who were musically talented, are in Hell right now for mocking Jesus and worshipping Buddha. Their less talented hangers-on Paul McCartney and the other guy will join them before long, to be tortured eternally in the Lake of Fire. You may be able to someday witness a Beatles reunion, Live in Hell, if you don't get right with God, fall down on your knees and worship Him. Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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zero jokes

This is the place where you tell a Good, Clean Christian Joke. Weren't you like the 4th best drummer in that Monkees tribute band?

[James Hutchins]

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An atheist dies. Standing in the Death Line(c), when he gets to the Booth of Christian Decision(tm) the True Christian(tm) working opens the God Haters file. Stamps with a great big red HELL and the fool goes off to spend eternity of torture and torment. This always cracks me up.

[ringobingostarr]

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you guys can't even tell funny jokes lmfaooooo

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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A Catlick priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk together into the blood donation center. The nurse asks “Do you know your blood type?” The Rabbit says “I’m probably a Type O”.

[Didymus Much]

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So imagine Tonto teams up with the Toxic Avenger. What would he call him?

Chemo Sabe.

[Martha Chump]

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Once there was a girl named Dorothy. She lived with the Aunt and Uncle and three cousins in Kansas with a little dog named Toto. One day, a tornado came and sucked her house away to a land called Oz. There she met funny little little midgets, a wicked witch, a talking lion, scarecrow and tin man. She had to follow the yellow brick road to find the wonderful wizard of Oz so she could get home. At the Emerald City, the wizard told Dorothy to kill the Wicked Witch of the West, and so she did, and returned, but the wizard was a fraud, and so she had to use the witches slippers to click three times and say, "there's no place like home..."
When she woke up, she discovered it was a all dream. Her Uncle smacked her silly for sleeping when she should be making him breakfast, like a good girl. He spanked her all the way to the kitchen as he recited Proverbs 13:4 to her.




I suppose this isn't a joke - this is a warning to young ladies not to drift off and indulge their idle thoughts, and neglect their duties!

[Martha Chump]

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My mother has so-called "saggy pillows". Are you calling her what I think you said? This is so ridiculous - are there any forum moderators to remove this filth.

Good morning, doctor. My sincere apologies if my joke conjured up the memory of your mother. Rest assured, I have full confidence she was not a harlot, therefore does not apply to the joke's context. God bless.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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What do you call a girl who lived a life of harlotry only to end up with saggy pillows?

An ex-pert.

My mother has so-called "saggy pillows". Are you calling her what I think you said? This is so ridiculous - are there any forum moderators to remove this filth.

[Martha Chump]

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What do you call a girl who lived a life of harlotry only to end up with saggy pillows?

An ex-pert.