[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Adam's first words after seeing Eve for the first time -

"Stand back, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get".

I wonder if Adam had waited until Eve had been around for 18 years. Talk about a jailbait wait.

[DolliMoans]

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What do you call a pack of unwashed pigs infesting the USA?

Immi-grunts.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Adam's first words after seeing Eve for the first time -

"Stand back, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get".

[James Hutchins]

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Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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How was it determined the Tibetan lice infestation came from Hungary?

They came from Buddha-pest.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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This one is more of an observation than a joke.


Q: What did Peter Fonda's son say when Peter made the pedophile comment?


A: So that's where I get it from!




It goes to show that liberal celebrities never grow up and continue their repugnant perversions down the jeans!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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What do you call a Chinese aqua-lab full of researchers?


A chink-tank.

[Elizabeth Mayes]

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This made me laugh, my husband asked if I was okay!!

[James Hutchins]

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Not a real Christian joke because I'd never be a cowboy. But I thought it was funny because of the hypocrisy of the catlick minister.



A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn – he viewed alcohol as being the work of the devil. Nevertheless, the flight attendant then asked him if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.” The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

[Pamela Smith]

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Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.

[DolliMoans]

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What do you call Norwegian people with moles?

Normal.

[Diesel Stanford]

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A Southern Baptist couple gets involved in a car crash on the way to their wedding and both die instantly. Since they were saved, they go to heaven. Arriving their, they ask: "We would like to marry in eternity. Is that possible?" Peter says: "Sure, I'll just go look for a best man."

Two months later the wedding takes place.


However, three years later...


"We don't get along anymore", the wife says. "We would like to have a divorce." "I'm sorry", Peter says. "It was already hard enough to find a best man. But lawyers never arrive there."

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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What is it called when a person's intestines are illegally harvested?

Organized crime.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Not really a full joke, but you know how at 3AM or so you always come up with the best snappy come-backs, which you should have said a few hours ago?

See, here's how the conversation should have gone:

"(Ahem) My eyes are up here"

"Yes, but your boobs are right here".

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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That is no joke Brother Bathfire, it's the sorry truth! Hellery Clinton is a fussy, impatient bag whose self importance leads her to think she is God! Only, God will have the last laugh when the Devil flays her alive and sears her exposed sinew with molten lead!