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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Praise the LORD! Christwire has apologized.

    Behold the power of prayer! God has softened the hearts of the contributors and administrators of christwire.

    He has opened their eyes to the Truth of His glory and the fact that we are of God's elect.

    I would like to extend the olive branch of peace and unity to our brothers and sisters in Christ.

    Week in Review – Relentless Liberals, Confessions and Apology to Landover Baptist Church (and Pastor Zeke)


    Only days ago, and this is my confession, I even cast very hard-biting words against a community named the Landover Baptist Church, accusing Pastor Ezekiel of extorting the words of our good friend Joe P. Reagan as his own in some sort of planned liberal agenda. I accused them of being anti-religion and subversive, due to being alert to their questionable endorsement of Barack Obama, among other things.
    After being contacted by several fellows from this Landover, and talking to them about spirituality and their beliefs in being Christian, I can see how my eyes were possibly blinded to the fact that Landover Baptist Church is not a common kingdom of iniquity as we’ve dealt with in the past, who twist our words for sinister liberal purposes, but rather a potential pillar of the right. Even though we may not agree on everything, our mission to bring morality is not necessarily mutually exclusive.
    My bold actions even encouraged a fallout between the Paliban and our adorable friend Amber Cooper (and soon to be Mommy twice over, congrats!), both accusing each other of all sorts of madness. For these things I apologize.
    Friends, today I tell you this. The Legion of Liberals are fighting us like never before. Each and every day they reach out into the masses and try to corrupt the heart of the righteous. It is our duty to remain resolute in combating ills like the Gay Agenda and Lies of Evolution, while remaining resolute to our Mission.
    Above all, this is a time of unity for the right. Let us remain steadfast in our brotherhood and build up and not tear down, lest the liberals succeed in tearing asunder what’s left of all things good.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Praise the LORD! Christwire has apologized.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Behold the power of prayer! God has softened the hearts of the contributors and administrators of christwire.
    Wonderful news! It appears GOD has cleansed their hearts of envy, of insecurity; the LORD's blessings upon LBC are so very great -- and upon Christwire so very small ... it was only a matter of time before they began to worry, to wonder if God Himself had abandoned them in our favour? Well, actually He did, but that is beside the point. For we are nothing if not charitable with our leftovers, and there are plenty of crumbs for Christwire to feast upon.

    Matthew 15:26-28
    But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
    And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
    Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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