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  • Callisto
    WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
    • Oct 2008
    • 174

    #106
    Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
    Leviticus 21:18-20
    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
    Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
    Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
    Thank you for that. I missed it the first gazillion times it's been quoted in this thread.

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    • Jack Rankan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 144

      #107
      Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

      Hey, if the dwarf would accept Jesus Christ and repent for his sins, for real - she would be healed and become normal statue. It's a fact.
      1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
      Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
      Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #108
        Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

        Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
        I do not believe
        You should believe in Jesus so He can cure you!
        I Jesus!

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        • Callisto
          WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
          • Oct 2008
          • 174

          #109
          Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

          Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
          Hey, if the dwarf would accept Jesus Christ and repent for his sins, for real - she would be healed and become normal statue. It's a fact.
          Hold on! You're saying that Lallyann has to repent for Jesus' sins AND that Jesus is a gorgon?!?!

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          • Jack Rankan
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 144

            #110
            Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

            Originally posted by Callisto View Post
            Hold on! You're saying that Lallyann has to repent for Jesus' sins AND that Jesus is a gorgon?!?!
            Aren't we the funny one. A dwarf is a dwarf, I wasn't reffering to Lallyann case. I was reffering in general, is a dwarf repents for his sins and accepts Jesus Christ, then he will be healed and become a normal human, and not some disfigured abomination bound to burn in Hell for ever.
            1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
            Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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            • Callisto
              WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
              • Oct 2008
              • 174

              #111
              Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

              Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
              burn in Hell for ever.
              Interesting point.

              Lallyann, do you believe in the concept of eternal damnation, and if so, do you somehow believe that the "God" who "fearfully and wonderfully created you" isn't a monster for punishing otherwise good people for "sins" such as not believing in it and not sufficiently bowing and scraping?

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              • ExGay Alex
                Helping boys become upright model citizens
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 1295

                #112
                Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                Midge Murphy was cured. All she needed to do was to pray correctly.

                Lillyput46 seems not to believe that, claims it is impossible. But coming back from the dead is impossible, too. Makes me wonder how Lillyput46 calls herself a Christian if she doesn't believe in the resurrection.

                With God, all things are possible. Says so right there in the Good Book. Matthew 19:26.

                Now, I do wish Lillyput46 would be a little more open minded about Jesus, stop saying such mean things to the rest of us, and just BELIEVE what the Bible says, rejoice in the miracles of Jesus's two-day death and Ms. Murphy's cure from sin, and just ACCEPT what the True Christians here say is true.

                Who knows? It just might work, Lillyput!
                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                • Jack Rankan
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 144

                  #113
                  Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                  Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                  Interesting point.

                  Lallyann, do you believe in the concept of eternal damnation, and if so, do you somehow believe that the "God" who "fearfully and wonderfully created you" isn't a monster for punishing otherwise good people for "sins" such as not believing in it and not sufficiently bowing and scraping?
                  Wow, how can one twist and turn the Biblical message of love so out of context... Loving God gave us free will to chose Him and after we die - rejoin with Him in Heaven. The etarnal fire pit is what you sinners choose your selves.

                  John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                  John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                  1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                  Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                  Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                  • Callisto
                    WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 174

                    #114
                    Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                    Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                    Wow, how can one twist and turn the Biblical message of love so out of context... Loving God gave us free will to chose Him and after we die - rejoin with Him in Heaven. The etarnal fire pit is what you sinners choose your selves.
                    In North Korea you can choose not to love Kim Jong Un. Of course, if you choose to not love him and speak out against him, the results aren't pretty, but hey, it was a free choice!

                    John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                    So that whole trinity thing... Is Jesus God or not? If so, not only is that whole "father/son" thing really messed up, but it wasn't much of a "sacrifice", was it? "I'll sacrifice myself by 'dying' even though I can't really die!" And who demanded the sacrifice? God, setting the rules then fulfilling them in a really effed up way, or some power greater than God?

                    John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                    So all that's required is believing in Jesus? None of the churchy nonsense? No praying needed? You can smoke some meth then kill and dismember a drifter, as long as you believe in Christ?

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #115
                      Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                      Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                      So that whole trinity thing... Is Jesus God or not? If so, not only is that whole "father/son" thing really messed up, but it wasn't much of a "sacrifice", was it? "I'll sacrifice myself by 'dying' even though I can't really die!" And who demanded the sacrifice? God, setting the rules then fulfilling them in a really effed up way, or some power greater than God?
                      Damn you are stupid It's really simple.

                      God send Himself on earth as His only son so He could be killed by joos in order for Him to die on behalf of our sins so He could save us from Himself.

                      It's so simple.

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                      • Jack Rankan
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 144

                        #116
                        Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        Damn you are stupid It's really simple.

                        God send Himself on earth as His only son so He could be killed by joos in order for Him to die on behalf of our sins so He could save us from Himself.

                        It's so simple.
                        Some people, so full of themselves, that they miss the simplest message of Godly love...
                        1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                        Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                        Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                        • bieberhole69
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 1

                          #117
                          Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                          Aww yeah hail satan everyone!

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #118
                            Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                            Originally posted by bieberhole69 View Post
                            Aww yeah hail satan everyone!
                            Why?

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                            • Lallyann46
                              Unsaved trash, freakish midget, perverted lesbian
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 70

                              #119
                              Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                              Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                              Midge Murphy was cured. All she needed to do was to pray correctly.

                              Lillyput46 seems not to believe that, claims it is impossible. But coming back from the dead is impossible, too. Makes me wonder how Lillyput46 calls herself a Christian if she doesn't believe in the resurrection.

                              With God, all things are possible. Says so right there in the Good Book. Matthew 19:26.

                              Now, I do wish Lillyput46 would be a little more open minded about Jesus, stop saying such mean things to the rest of us, and just BELIEVE what the Bible says, rejoice in the miracles of Jesus's two-day death and Ms. Murphy's cure from sin, and just ACCEPT what the True Christians here say is true.

                              Who knows? It just might work, Lillyput!
                              With respect, I would like to see a picture of Midge in her new body, now that she claims not to be a small person, and before your moderators accuse me of homosexual dealings, I AM DEFINITELY NOT INTERSTED IN MIDGE FOR THAT REASON. I am a very happily married person, and have been so for 43 years to a man who is not of retricted growth, and we have two lovely sons. Until some of you who I imagine know Midge well can prove to me that Midge is now 5ft 8 as she claims, without surgery, and purely by God's healing, I will not believe a word of it. THERE IS NO CURE. It may come, there is research going on as we speak, and it is being tested on mice and rats. Once again, I have not had an easy life, more by other peoples attitudes, including contributors to this site, but I would not change, because I have been truly blessed by God in my life, in so many ways.
                              Now lets see if the replies to this post are as aggressive as they have been since I joined. How about trying a little bit of compassion, love and understanding, instead of hate, evil and ridicule.
                              Thank you.
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                              • Mistress Cookie
                                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 6790

                                #120
                                Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                                Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                                With respect, I would like to see a picture of Midge in her new body, now that she claims not to be a small person...Until some of you who I imagine know Midge well can prove to me that Midge is now 5ft 8 as she claims, without surgery, and purely by God's healing, I will not believe a word of it. THERE IS NO CURE.
                                I've been thinking about this, and this attitude of yours may be at the root of why your prayers aren't working (yet!)

                                You see, Our relationship with God™ is built on faith. Our Father cannot trust you until you trust him. And that trust is built on faith.

                                Hebrews 11 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. / For by it the elders obtained a good report

                                You have a chance now to show faith in God™ by having faith in Sister Midge's glorious new God™-given size.

                                Try it!

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