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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #1

    Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    This year's Landover Greater Freehold Easter Rabbit Hunt was a huge success so why not start a Wiccan Hunt?

    Freehold could use a good Godly purging and I am sure we know some Liebrul witches that need to be led to the alter, whipped and burned at the stake.





    We should hold some witch trials. It would be Godly and educational.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12872

    #2
    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    This year's Landover Greater Freehold Easter Rabbit Hunt was a huge success so why not start a Wiccan Hunt?

    Freehold could use a good Godly purging and I am sure we know some Liebrul witches that need to be led to the alter,
    I like this idea. Let's discuss it some more. Would a name like the Freehold Fall Witch Burning Festival fit?

    We could invite specialists who know how to locate witches, have music and great food.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

      Oh .... yes. This sounds like fun.

      Deuteronomy 18:10-11 (King James Version)
      10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
      11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • UnHolyislandman
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2010
        • 86

        #4
        Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

        I will be out celebrating Halloween but in the true sense and not the americanised version of trick and treating , who knows we may even slaughter a lamb maybe even a bible basher if we can find one that is brave enough to venture out after midnight.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

          You're all talk. You've never sacrificed anything, other than good grammar.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • UnHolyislandman
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2010
            • 86

            #6
            Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You're all talk. You've never sacrificed anything, other than good grammar.
            Like the majority of people on here you take these posts far to seriously. Have a prayer that may cool you down a bit, Meccas that a way

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            • Starla
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2010
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

              An old-fashioned witch hunt in the 21st century? - interesting!
              Christus rex - Christ the King

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              • Mr fool
                Unsaved Trash, Pervert
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Aug 2010
                • 64

                #8
                Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                Originally posted by Starla View Post
                An old-fashioned witch hunt in the 21st century? - interesting!
                Yay for halloween FFFFUUUU yeah!!! i like it cuz my birthday is then and it's cool because my last name is Hellman, automatically halloween pro !!

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                  There are quite a few harlots in Freehold that probably are witches. We need to round them up and hold them for the inquisition.


                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                    I have never hunted witches in the summer. I hear they have worms and are below their usual fall weight of 220 pounds.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                      Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                        Please be sure to include my boys and me in this years competition. Miss Cookie has my bank information and power of attorney on file and can fill out the requisite paperwork.
                        Are there going to be any restrictions on this years hunt, other than allowable hunting days?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Higgins
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 314

                          #13
                          Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
                          Good question. I'd say burning them, at least then they understand what is waiting for them. Plus in all aspects we must purge them, so stoning would not do such a good job as their bodies would still be left. Burning allows for purification and also prevents the witch from returning using her heathen magic.
                          Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                          Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                          • Seth Campbell
                            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1565

                            #14
                            Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
                            Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?
                            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • Mr fool
                              Unsaved Trash, Pervert
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 64

                              #15
                              Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?

                              Please take pictures and film your succesful huntings...would be nice to see some proof if you killed a witch.

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