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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6316

    #1

    Women Preachers

    At the Landover Baptist Church, we carefully monitor websites and other publications of atheists, Muslims, Catholics, homos, and other Hellbound sinners as part of our Reconnaissance For Jesus® mission. After all, you need to know what your enemies are up to if you want to stop them from spreading their fiendish lies. While perusing friendlyatheist.com (viewer discretion advised, this is a truly sickening blog), I came across this photograph:



    Now, I don't much agree with atheists about anything, but this time, they finally got one right. WOMEN SHOULD NOT PREACH THE WORD OF GOD. PERIOD.

    Here, for the record, is the quote in context, lest anyone think we are just making this stuff up:

    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety. 1 Timothy 2:11-15

    Think about the terrible consequences if a woman were to be experiencing PMS while preaching--souls could be lost that would have turned to God if men, who aren't given to the emotional vicissitudes that women experience, had handled the preaching duties. Of course, no True Christian™ woman would even think about preaching, but, for any women out there who love Christ but haven't bothered to read His Word, the Holy Bible, please understand that God put you on Earth so you could make babies, and leave the conversion duties to us menfolk.
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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Women Preachers

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    Think about the terrible consequences if a woman were to be experiencing PMS while preaching--souls could be lost that would have turned to God if men, who aren't given to the emotional vicissitudes that women experience, had handled the preaching duties.
    Amen, Brother WWJDnow. Back in my day we didn't have all this PMS nonsense. Nor did we have the internets, and when the two are combined it makes for a very dangerous situation. As with preaching, I would advise the younger ladies here to take a break from posting when in the throes of PMS -- ladies ought not be posting during their unclean time anyway, and PMS is a devillish, psychotic warning that one's body is about to erupt in a most filthy manner. Of course, when one reaches A Certain Age©, the LORD plugs up one's dirty fountain, and one is free to post as she wishes -- but never to preach.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Women Preachers

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Timofey
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2010
        • 172

        #4
        Re: Women Preachers

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        This would make Jesus weep.

        Even in the worst of my drug addled and hedonistic days I could have testified better than this nigra.
        1 Timothy 5
        23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12988

          #5
          Re: Women Preachers

          If she were a child, I believe we would call it a sugar rush.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • landoverlover
            Also loves Jesus and America
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2010
            • 828

            #6
            Re: Women Preachers

            Why is it the ones who talk most are the ones you want to look at least?
            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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            • Babatunde
              Coon for Christ
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2010
              • 58

              #7
              Re: Women Preachers

              If you listen to her voice, especially in the last few second, you can hear a deep demonic growl in her voice. I would say that there is at least one demon at work in there.
              "And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know, but who are ye?" Acts 19:15

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #8
                Re: Women Preachers

                I think she may have tourettes syndrome.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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