Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

[Nephthys]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

First and foremost, judging by your picture, you are a deranged Gothic female who needs extreme guidance to be torn away from the satanic lifestyle.

Get yourself a King James Bible, and start scrutinizing every passage. God's holy word must be the basis on which you live your life, hold it above all.

The transition will be a long process for you young lady, you seem to have dug yourself in a DEEP hole.

I'm not "deranged", I do have a King James Bible, I do read it everyday, and I do live my life by it.

Is that it?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

How does one become a "True Christian"?

(It's Nephthys, by the way)

First and foremost, judging by your picture, you are a deranged Gothic female who needs extreme guidance to be torn away from the satanic lifestyle.

Get yourself a King James Bible, and start scrutinizing every passage. God's holy word must be the basis on which you live your life, hold it above all.

The transition will be a long process for you young lady, you seem to have dug yourself in a DEEP hole.

[Nephthys]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

I am so sorry, Nympho but you must be a True Christian to live here. But hey, keep trying maybe some day.

How does one become a "True Christian"?

(It's Nephthys, by the way)

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

Looks like a neat place!
Is there, like, an application or something to fill out to move there?

I am so sorry, Nympho but you must be a True Christian to live here. But hey, keep trying maybe some day.

[Nephthys]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

Looks like a neat place!
Is there, like, an application or something to fill out to move there?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

I dunno. I didn't know there was a Freehold, IOWA until yesterday. It doesn't even show up on Google Maps.

Its a gated community, and classified by the DoF. I normally don't do this but here are a few pictures. OoPs one is of my home, ignore that one.

[Nephthys]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

Well what do you know, it seems he was raised in Freehold Borough, New Jersey. Is there anything we can do to make this NJ mocker change their name? Or by adding Borough to their name, does that make them different enough by law?

I dunno. I didn't know there was a Freehold, IOWA until yesterday. It doesn't even show up on Google Maps.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

Well what do you know, it seems he was raised in Freehold Borough, New Jersey. Is there anything we can do to make this NJ mocker change their name? Or by adding Borough to their name, does that make them different enough by law?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

Great now some po dunk town in New Jersey has swiped our name, whats next? Will they steal our Pastors too?

[Nephthys]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

I wounder why he would lie about being from here. I guess he is a bit jealous, can there be a better place to live other than Heaven?

[Wide-Open]

We get this question all the time: "yeah, but Bruce Springsteen (talk about a Joo name ) claims he is!"

Mayor Hold's office gets 40 calls a DAY about this.

Apparently, Bwuce (who MOCKED our beloved country singing "Born in the USA" ) has a song claiming he's from Freehold.

I was born right here on Randolph Street in Freehold
Here right behind that big red maple in Freehold
I went to school right here
Got laid and had my first beer
Here in Freehold

Well, my folks all lived and worked right here in Freehold
I remember running up the street past the convent to the church in Freehold
Chased my daddy down in these bars
First fell in love with this guitar
Here in Freehold

Well, let me set the record straight!

• There is NO Randolph Street in Freehold. Judas Cul-de-sac is as low as it gets. (although we are petitioning to replace that with "Judas Dead End" as we speak).
  
• Nor are there any canucky maple trees.
  
• Nor schools - why would you need those considering the perfect home-shcooling we have here?
  
• Nobody gets "laid" here.
  
• There are NO convents (PRAISE THE LORD).
  
• And certainly no guitars.

Look, the man made this up. We are not responsible. We have our joo lawyers working days & nights on this case, BUT LET ME STATE AGAIN HE IS NOT FROM FREEHOLD!

I hope this information was of some use to you.