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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #1

    Cars and minorities.

    Today I was picking up some parts for the Deere and noticed an awful lot of new cars being driven by what appear to be illegals and blacks. They were everywhere in the parking lot of the tractor supply and even on the open highway where they could easily succumb to bong smoke and crash into some unsuspecting person.
    I even saw a Cadillac Escalade with some drug dealer driving it. You could tell he was a drug dealer because he was black in an Escalade. Now I don't know how it is in the lesser countries around Gods Earth, but here I thought there was some sort of a law about those kinds of folks owning vehicles younger than 10 years. Was I mistaken or am I spinning into insanity here?

    If a dirty Mexican can buy a new car without being a real American or even a Christian, what is the world coming to? I read somewhere that now Hitlery wants to give the beaners drivers licenses! Not just one either, she wants to give them THREE! Thats two more than I have and I belong here. Jesus weeps at what this country will become if that "woman" is elected.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #2
    Re: Cars and minorities.

    I must admit, I feel a bit concerned for the children of these car crazed minorities. They think nothing of spending a thousand dollars for a set of spinners, but then make their kids eat the free lunches at pubic schools.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Cars and minorities.

      Maybe the rims were stolen.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Cars and minorities.

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        I must admit, I feel a bit concerned for the children of these car crazed minorities. They think nothing of spending a thousand dollars for a set of spinners, but then make their kids eat the free lunches at pubic schools.
        Amen, Mother Glynndie. It just goes to show that the minority lifestyle choice is a gateway to even more questionable lifestyle choices.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Cars and minorities.

          Well I for one am sick and tired of watching these nigras and messican layabouts spend their welfare checks on souped-up pimp cars. If I paid taxes (which I do not; Thank you Jesus!) I would be plenty steamed about this. Jesus provides me with a new Escalade every year. If these filthy mud races would get Saved and tithe properly, they could help other Pastors do the same!

          Besides, they haven't even got jobs! What do they need a car for?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Lindh
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2007
            • 130

            #6
            Re: Cars and minorities.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well I for one am sick and tired of watching these nigras and messican layabouts spend their welfare checks on souped-up pimp cars. If I paid taxes (which I do not; Thank you Jesus!) I would be plenty steamed about this. Jesus provides me with a new Escalade every year. If these filthy mud races would get Saved and tithe properly, they could help other Pastors do the same!

            Besides, they haven't even got jobs! What do they need a car for?
            Praise Jesus! Pastor Ezekiel has it right! They should be made to ride camels as I did before I was Saved & left the desert with naught but oil royalties and some leftover semtex. If these people don't have the where-with-all to buy lunch, let them cash in their bearer-bonds.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3330

              #7
              Re: Cars and minorities.

              Shouldn't there be some sort of law or rule that says if you don't make "X" amount a year you cannot own"X" brand of vehicle? It seems logical that a ghetto niggra shouldn't have a Navigator with $10,000 in wheels and radio in it. I even saw a white kid who dressed like a blacky driving an H2 yesterday! It was overflowing with TV screens and had jungle music blaring. I guessed he was possessed by some sort of darky demon by the way he actually seemed to enjoy the ooga booga beats with his "posse"(gang) of negro friends in the backseat. They were gesturing with their hands(gang signs) and repeating the African chants in the lyrics. My question is how did he afford such a car if he has those sort of friends? Drug dealing seems the only answer.
              Point is the kid was maybe 18 if that and was driving a vehicle above his price range that Christ Himself would be happy to own and he was doing it with several blacks in the car which Jesus would never do. You have to walk through life like Jesus would if you want to get into Heaven after He kills you.
              I was offended.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • Buford T Scoggins
                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 911

                #8
                Re: Cars and minorities.

                It really burns me up to see minorities with such expensive new cars, when I don't even own a bicycle. I'm right now trying to raise enough funds to buy a JesusMobile. I really admire the one owned by Sister Thumper - maybe she'll sell it to me. It's big enough that I could even sleep in it - that would be a lot more comfortable than the cardboard box I'm living in behind the restrooms of Wacko City Park.

                So Lord, please send me a JesusMobile, so that I may serve you better.

                humbly yours,
                Buford
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Cars and minorities.

                  Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                  It really burns me up to see minorities with such expensive new cars, when I don't even own a bicycle.
                  It's outrageous, but no longer surprising. We live in a politically correct age of special privileges and anti-white discrimination, and your plight is a perfect example.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #10
                    Re: Cars and minorities.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    It's outrageous, but no longer surprising. We live in a politically correct age of special privileges and anti-white discrimination, and your plight is a perfect example.
                    Yes, like the Godly Ronald Reagan was always fond of pointing out, you see darkie welfare queens riding around in Cadillacs (which they paid for with food stamps), and then the ingrates go out and rob a 7-Eleven or liquor store to get more money for their drugs (I guess the crack dealers don't accept food stamps).

                    And of course, with all the trillions of dollars we're spending on welfare, there's not enough left over to buy body armor for our brave crusaders in Iraq.

                    Outrageous!

                    Jesus is coming,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3330

                      #11
                      Re: Cars and minorities.

                      Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                      And of course, with all the trillions of dollars we're spending on welfare, there's not enough left over to buy body armor for our brave crusaders in Iraq.
                      Easy. Eliminate Welfare all together. It's not like those leeches are ever going to get it together enough to actually contribute to society and pay taxes. Why should I support their laziness and enable them to live free and easy on my sweat? Good for nothing lay abouts, Goldbricks and losers. Welfare is the worst thing that has happened to America since the domestic terrorist Abraham Lincoln started the War of Northern Aggression.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • NeoChristian
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: Cars and minorities.

                        Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                        It really burns me up to see minorities with such expensive new cars, when I don't even own a bicycle. I'm right now trying to raise enough funds to buy a JesusMobile. I really admire the one owned by Sister Thumper - maybe she'll sell it to me. It's big enough that I could even sleep in it - that would be a lot more comfortable than the cardboard box I'm living in behind the restrooms of Wacko City Park.

                        So Lord, please send me a JesusMobile, so that I may serve you better.

                        humbly yours,
                        Buford
                        Pardon me, sir, but your "Jesusmobile" is nothing more than a piece-of-crap Saturn with a bunch of mindless drabble scrawled across the sides in handwriting that nobody would possibly be able to comprehend.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Cars and minorities.

                          Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                          Pardon me, sir, but your "Jesusmobile" is nothing more than a piece-of-crap Saturn with a bunch of mindless drabble scrawled across the sides in handwriting that nobody would possibly be able to comprehend.
                          Why you mean-spirited filthy bastard! How dare you come into God's favorite forum and spew such outrageous hatred at Brother Buford? Now you've hurt his feelings, are you happy? Is that how you get your jollies, by crushing another man's dreams? Brother Buford's street preaching has saved countless souls for Jesus! You aren't fit to lick his boots.

                          I don't think you're going to be around here much longer, fool.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Cars and minorities.

                            Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                            Pardon me, sir, but your "Jesusmobile" is nothing more than a piece-of-crap Saturn with a bunch of mindless drabble scrawled across the sides in handwriting that nobody would possibly be able to comprehend.
                            Dear NeoChristian, or is that AntiChristian:

                            Here's the reason why you wouldn't be able to comprehend it:

                            Acts 28:27: For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should see with [their] eyes, and hear with [their] ears, and understand with [their] heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

                            1 Cor. 2:14: But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know [them], because they are spiritually discerned.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Cars and minorities.

                              Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                              Pardon me, sir, but your "Jesusmobile" is nothing more than a piece-of-crap Saturn with a bunch of mindless drabble scrawled across the sides in handwriting that nobody would possibly be able to comprehend.
                              Umm, are you really claiming you can't read this:

                              That doesn't look too illegible to me. I suppose if you can't make that out, there's very little chance of you ever managing to read the Holy Bible and avoiding eternal damnation.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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