[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Cars and minorities.

Pardon me, sir, but your "Jesusmobile" is nothing more than a piece-of-crap Saturn with a bunch of mindless drabble scrawled across the sides in handwriting that nobody would possibly be able to comprehend.

First of all, thank you Pastor Ezekiel for coming to my defense. I'm OK, really - three thorazines always does the trick.

As for you, so-called NeoChristian, you needn't fear my wrath, nor even that of other LBC members (though if someone ignites a flaming cross on your lawn, I wouldn't be surprised). Nay, what you must fear is the wrath of God! Do you think that you can insult Jesus's car and get away with it? As has been pointed out many times, God will not be mocked!

No one can protect you from the Lord's vengeance. Not Hillary, stem cell researchers, or liberal judges...absolutely nobody. Only by accepting Jesus as your personal savior and generously tithing to LBC can you avoid frying in Hell.

Sinner, I urge you for your own sake to repent, while there's still time. Otherwise you're going to wind up look like a hot dog that got left in the microwave overnight.

Praise the Lord,
Buford

P.S. You may not like the looks of my (future) JesusMobile, but this is what your car is going to look like when Jesus gets through with it:



You've been warned. Now start praying.

[i_love_me_pussy!]

Re: Cars and minorities.

I have seen this trend to be true as well. In the town where I live, the browns have aquired vehicles and are driving on the same roads as decent christians. Our church task force has formed a vigalante group to get these hooligans off the road. We set up white women mannequins at prominent stoplights, and when the Negrican-Americans stop to get out and attempt to rape, we contain them in sacks and reclaim their automobiles for Christ.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Cars and minorities.

I have seen this trend to be true as well. In the town where I live, the browns have aquired vehicles and are driving on the same roads as decent christians. Our church task force has formed a vigalante group to get these hooligans off the road. We set up white women mannequins at prominent stoplights, and when the Negrican-Americans stop to get out and attempt to rape, we contain them in sacks and reclaim their automobiles for Christ.

That's a great idea, but you know, I think that the Department of Homeland Security really needs to maintain a "no-drive list." They already have a "no-fly list," so why not use the same great efficient technology to get darkies off the road.

Look at how efficient the no-fly list really is:

Senator Kennedy Flagged by No-Fly List

U.S. Sen. Edward M. "Ted" Kennedy said yesterday that he was stopped and questioned at airports on the East Coast five times in March because his name appeared on the government's secret "no-fly" list.

If the no-fly list can catch a terrorist like Senator Kennedy, then surely it can be used to keep darkies off the road.

[Marshall]

Re: Cars and minorities.

If that plane was flying over or near water then I approve. We all know what happens when Kennedys fly over water. The man is a killer anyway.

[ProdigalSon]

Re: Cars and minorities.

If that plane was flying over or near water then I approve. We all know what happens when Kennedys fly over water. The man is a killer anyway.

It outrages me that lieberals like him can kill people (even if she was a bit of a trollop and had her drowning coming) and maintain public office. Meanwhile, our Godly Republican lawmakers are being railroaded into oblivion by demon-infested cops dreaming up disgusting tales of bathroom stall shenanigans.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Cars and minorities.

It's bad enough that dark-skinned rabble can drive their WelfareMobiles on our Christian highways, but now the Muslim terrorists are going to get custom-made vehicles:

Malasia Firm's Muslim Car Plan
The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim motorists.

Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle.

The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf.

The idea came during a visit to the Middle East by a delegation of Malaysian politicians and businessmen.

Malaysian press reports say officials in Iran originally suggested the idea.

If Barack Osama becomes our next president, don't be surprised if the presidential limousine is one of these "Muslim cars" complete with a picture of the World Trade Center in flames painted on the side.

Lord save us!
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cars and minorities.

It's bad enough that dark-skinned rabble can drive their WelfareMobiles on our Christian highways, but now the Muslim terrorists are going to get custom-made vehicles:

If Barack Osama becomes our next president, don't be surprised if the presidential limousine is one of these "Muslim cars" complete with a picture of the World Trade Center in flames painted on the side.

Lord save us!
Buford

Does it come with a built-in car bomb as standard?