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Brother, you need at least 3 full scale windmills to power a THUN1000. Apart from the last accident I had with that kind of power when I still had the 650 (I assume that story's really well known and we should drop it right here and now and I still don't see the humor in it to be honest) it would make me rather less "flex" and confine me to one spot, wouldn't it?

Anyway, it's what the stipend is for.

[Brother Temperance]

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Do you even use batteries in Belgistan? I thought everything was powered by tiny windmills over there.

[Wide-Open]

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That's what your stipend is for.

But, but... that's not even enough to buy me 4 AA batt... OK, understood, on the case!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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PS: are the batteries included with the THUN1000?

That's what your stipend is for.

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Thank you very much Brothers and Sisters!!! Yes, another year fighting for Jesus was granted to me.

Mrs. Dewitt, thanks for that (I didn't know it showed so much , oh, and again, sorry for having that little accident in your flowerbeds.)

Pastor Zeke, that is just awesome! I love the headset, although I'm not sure why I'd need it.

No Freehold you say, erm, well, I guess I should be happy that the Pastors continue to trust me with this extremely important Holy Mission in this somewhat strange land. I mean .

Rev. Rodimer, that is a difficult, and somewhat sensitive question. So far I have converted 15 people, which is not bad, considering the audience. Sadly, four of them became mooselimbs, and the other 11 converted to atheism. I think it must be a language problem. Or an attitude problem. I mean THEY have the nerve to call our Dear Lord "imaginary". Can you believe that?

Anyway, I'll keep soldiering on, I'm sure there are hundreds out there who are on the brink of becoming a True Christian(TM).

PS: are the batteries included with the THUN1000?

[Sister Charli]

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May God give you a glorious day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Happy Birthday, W-O! Have you coaxed any of your fellow Belgistanians into leaving the Matrix and coming to Jesus yet?

happpy birfdays, Mr.WO! i dresseds up my kitty Mr.Spock just for you, i hope you likes it more betterer than he dids he were not amuseds

Mr. Spook doesn't look at ALL happy, Petal! He didn't try to scratch you, did he? You could get cat scratch fever, you could!

[Petal]

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happpy birfdays, Mr.WO! i dresseds up my kitty Mr.Spock just for you, i hope you likes it more betterer than he dids he were not amuseds

[CyberYahweh]

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My goodness; that megaphone is a powerful implement of proselytism. That looks to have the force and verve of 100 amplified, wailing confessors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Happy Birthday Brother.

The good news is that we're sending you a new bullhorn to use when you're shouting Scripture at the Eurotrash Papists every day.


The bad news is that your request to transfer to Freehold has been denied again. I went to bat for you with the Landover Board of Pastors as I always do, but it was unanimously decided that Jesus needs you where you are, in the midst of the Antichrists and gypsies over there on the streets of Dutchland (or wherever you are).

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Another year wiser! I'll bet you know the KJV1611 even better than you did last year!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Happy Birthday Brother!

I certainly hope Jesus fills you with love and all you deserve today!

Speaking of which, just a small gift from The Dewitts.

I know you are a little partial to red wines and a good chardonnay from time to time as your recent trip to our vinyard showed that in spades!

As such:



Enjoy!!

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Lisa H]

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Happy Birthday

[Nurse Clampett]

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Happy God-Hasn't-Killed-You-This-Year-Day!

[CyberYahweh]

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Happy Birthday, sir of whom I've not yet met!

Galatians 6:11
"Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand."