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To one of our very finest Brothers here at Landover Baptist Church 
It's tomorrow, September 1st, but I just couldn't wait.
I'm so glad that, unlike his Country, he really exists 
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Happy Birthday!PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Brother W-O, most happiest of birthdays. My family and my heart goes out to you stuck in belgilstan for these many years. Hopefully, the kind Pastors at Landover will call you home one day. Until then, contiunue your work converting the non-beleivers, the false christians and euro-trash to Baptist.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Happy Birthday, sir of whom I've not yet met!
Galatians 6:11
"Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand."
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Happy God-Hasn't-Killed-You-This-Year-Day!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Happy Birthday
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Happy Birthday Brother!
I certainly hope Jesus fills you with love and all you deserve today!
Speaking of which, just a small gift from The Dewitts.
I know you are a little partial to red wines and a good chardonnay from time to time as your recent trip to our vinyard showed that in spades!
As such:
Enjoy!!
YIC,
Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Another year wiser! I'll bet you know the KJV1611 even better than you did last year!
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Happy Birthday Brother.
The good news is that we're sending you a new bullhorn to use when you're shouting Scripture at the Eurotrash Papists every day.
The bad news is that your request to transfer to Freehold has been denied again. I went to bat for you with the Landover Board of Pastors as I always do, but it was unanimously decided that Jesus needs you where you are, in the midst of the Antichrists and gypsies over there on the streets of Dutchland (or wherever you are).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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My goodness; that megaphone is a powerful implement of proselytism. That looks to have the force and verve of 100 amplified, wailing confessors.Comment
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happpy birfdays, Mr.WO!
i dresseds up my kitty Mr.Spock just for you, i hope you likes it more betterer than he dids 
he were not amuseds 
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Happy Birthday, W-O! Have you coaxed any of your fellow Belgistanians into leaving the Matrix and coming to Jesus yet?
Mr. Spook doesn't look at ALL happy, Petal! He didn't try to scratch you, did he? You could get cat scratch fever, you could!Originally posted by Petal View Posthapppy birfdays, Mr.WO! i dresseds up my kitty Mr.Spock just for you, i hope you likes it more betterer than he dids he were not amuseds
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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May God give you a glorious day.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Thank you very much Brothers and Sisters!!! Yes, another year fighting for Jesus was granted to me.
Mrs. Dewitt, thanks for that (I didn't know it showed so much
, oh, and again, sorry for having that little accident in your flowerbeds.)
Pastor Zeke, that is just awesome! I love the headset, although I'm not sure why I'd need it.
No Freehold you say, erm, well, I guess I should be happy that the Pastors continue to trust me with this extremely important Holy Mission in this somewhat strange land. I mean .
Rev. Rodimer, that is a difficult, and somewhat sensitive question. So far I have converted 15 people, which is not bad, considering the audience. Sadly, four of them became mooselimbs, and the other 11 converted to atheism. I think it must be a language problem. Or an attitude problem. I mean THEY have the nerve to call our Dear Lord "imaginary". Can you believe that? 
Anyway, I'll keep soldiering on, I'm sure there are hundreds out there who are on the brink of becoming a True Christian(TM).
PS: are the batteries included with the THUN1000?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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