[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Reverend Rodimer, I am so sorry for that outcome. I don't know how you can put up with foul homo's in your vicinity. The smell alone is enough to make me convulse in disgust like a female retard on a period.

Have you tried to get the homo evicted from power? Blackmailing with their sexuality might work.

Hard to blackmail him for being a homer when he's open about it. If only he were a furry or something people couldn't bear to vote for . . . like a Hindu!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

If only he were a furry or something people couldn't bear to vote for . . . like a Hindu!

How about both?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I also find homosexuals repulsive, though the ones I knew before I knew they were gay I didn't think anything of it, they were mostly 'normal' in their mannerisms also after they told me they never pushed it on me or anything, so some of them can be decent in public if not at all when in total private.. :barf::barf::barf: lol each to his own, I guess

Uhm since the Word of God holds ultimate sway over everything and everyone, and it reminds them of the searing they are doing to their own consciences by their corrupt, repulsive ways, you might want to start playing Gospel songs just a bit too loud

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c805DogMuV8

Reminding gays of the inevitable judgment, of which they know in their soul of souls even if it is thoroughly corrupted by sin and evil, tend to put them of, maybe so much they'll just move to more liberal climes and bless those so inclined with their "presence"

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RciO3LPCsS4

Sometimes the best thing is to part ways, I would suggest you tell them to move to a place where they are surrounded by like-minded individuals and other kinds of liberals, where they can be sure not to cause unnecessary affront which I'm sure they do not wish to do, being decent people

Maybe you can phrase this in some kindly way open sin is not something you want to expose children to, or adults for that matter I understand your plight

lol I'm messed up, unsaved trash speaking here, hope you can see some use in what I've said

[TC Patriot]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Greetings all.

As some of you may remember, I recently had many problems trying to evict some aberrant perverts who were dropping anchor in turd bay across the street from my private residence. Thanks to the help of the kindly True Christians™ on this forum, I was able to get rid of them (whoever suggested to threaten them with a 12 gauge autoloader, I thank you very much).

However, a new crisis has arisen.

Yesterday, a threat to my personal safety revealed itself. Another hellish pairing between two men has just moved in across the street. It's vile. Every time I wake up in the morning I must look out across the street and see those two repulsive cretins ruining the neighbourhood with their presence.

Quite frankly, I'm unsure why this estate attracts fags, it may well be the close proximity to an Apple store.

Any help as to getting rid of my problem will be greatly appreciated.

Praise the lord.

When it comes to saving the soul of Sodomites the ministers of Landover Baptist are the best but all the praying in the world most homers cannot be saved and are destined to hell.

As good and we at Landover are at homer control IMO the best people for dealing with an infestation of Sodomites are the folks at Westboro Baptist Church. Fag removal is their specialty but before you call them I would suggest that you get a loud speaker and point in at their homer home and repeat Leviticus 20:13 all day and all night.


Maybe if these angels are in town they can stop by and have a word with those hell bound Sodomites.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I have found my solution!

Last night, as I was praying to the Lord™ to help me with this problem, a Godly breeze wafted my trousers against my buttocks. I suddenly had a flash of divine inspiration!

As you are all well aware, there are two prominent reasons for homosexuality: Atheism and anal sex. If you remove one of these from the equation, homosexuality cannot exist!

So, in a few days, I shall sneak into their house while they sleep, and remove whichever offending article I can get.

Does anyone know any prayers to protect me from the power of sodomy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I have found my solution!

Last night, as I was praying to the Lord™ to help me with this problem, a Godly breeze wafted my trousers against my buttocks. I suddenly had a flash of divine inspiration!

As you are all well aware, there are two prominent reasons for homosexuality: Atheism and anal sex. If you remove one of these from the equation, homosexuality cannot exist!

So, in a few days, I shall sneak into their house while they sleep, and remove whichever offending article I can get.

Does anyone know any prayers to protect me from the power of sodomy?

You're going to sneak into their house and remove their anuses?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Maybe that is a bit drastic and might make you look bad morally, so they will not respect you. This is a spiritual battle and you should not concede ground, but stay firmly moral yourself, and not trespass even if it is on a plot of land cursed by the Lord by the presence of these misguided corrupt sinners(!!) because the more you show you do not follow the Lord yourself, the more comfortable they will feel in trespassing against him in the place where you live.

I would suggest you put prominent signs up, that remind them that their evil ways are in fact that, or show the proper attitude towards God. Maybe these can inspire you. Always start by taking less drastic steps, and only go further if they do not avail. You may find the Lord will remove them for you if you pray more fervently and give a bit more to the poor.

Some signs to adorn your house, and can be admired by godly people, everywhere: