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  • Shela Tansper
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 240

    #1

    Whats the problem

    I am new here an have been spending some time looking through some of the posts and find it disgusting and embarrassing that the majority of attacks on this Church seem to be coming from the UK.

    What is wrong with you people if you cant grasp the Lord with both hands then stop annoying the people who are lucky enough to have found the Lord.
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  • Warner S. Davidson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 586

    #2
    Re: Whats the problem

    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
    I am new here an have been spending some time looking through some of the posts and find it disgusting and embarrassing that the majority of attacks on this Church seem to be coming from the UK.

    What is wrong with you people if you cant grasp the Lord with both hands then stop annoying the people who are lucky enough to have found the Lord.
    As True Christians™ we follow God's word and we do not deviate from same.
    It is one thing to simply "find" the Lord but it is another to "live" by the Lord and live our short earthly lives as he demands via the KJV1611

    For your reference:

    Exodus 23:21


    Beware of Him and obey His voice; do not provoke Him, for He will not pardon your transgressions; for My name is in Him.
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #3
      Re: Whats the problem

      Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post

      Exodus 23:21


      Beware of Him and obey His voice; do not provoke Him, for He will not pardon your transgressions; for My name is in Him.
      Shame you just don't know who "he" is.
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      • Warner S. Davidson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 586

        #4
        Re: Whats the problem

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Shame you just don't know who "he" is.
        And you my confused and sinful pirate friend will surely come to know Satan intimately when Jesus decides that it is time for you to sail into eternal Hell-fire
        2 Samuel 22:31

        As for God, His way is perfect;
        The word of the LORD is proven;
        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Whats the problem

          Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
          And you my confused and sinful pirate friend will surely come to know Satan intimately when Jesus decides that it is time for you to sail into eternal Hell-fire
          Brother Warner. I have heard when pirates die they usually burn them with there ships. I assume this is so they gain a quicker entry into hell.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Whats the problem

            Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
            And you my confused and sinful pirate friend will surely come to know Satan intimately when Jesus decides that it is time for you to sail into eternal Hell-fire
            So who is "He"?

            I am not confused, I KNOW who God is.
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            • Warner S. Davidson
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #7
              Re: Whats the problem

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              So who is "He"?

              I am not confused, I KNOW who God is.
              God is the almighty and omnipresent being that has heaven and eternal paradise awaiting True Christians™

              For you however he is your worst nightmare and he impatienly awaits the time when he can gleefully deposit you and your type into the agonising fire pits of Hell.

              Deep down your fear it my friend and it will come to pass - Praise Jesus
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Whats the problem

                Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
                God is the almighty and omnipresent being that has heaven and eternal paradise awaiting True Christians™
                But you still don't know who he is.
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                • Knight of knowing
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: Whats the problem

                  God is everything from the fluff in your belly button to the air we breath... he is everywhere at once and in everything.

                  But for you non believer this is an idea of what he looks like: -



                  And Jesus looks like this: -


                  You may also know him as Batman... the dark night.... Fear him!

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #10
                    Re: Whats the problem

                    Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                    God is everything from the fluff in your belly button to the air we breath... he is everywhere at once and in everything.

                    But for you non believer this is an idea of what he looks like: -


                    That's more like it
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                    • proteastantguy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 488

                      #11
                      Re: Whats the problem

                      Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                      God is everything from the fluff in your belly button to the air we breath... he is everywhere at once and in everything.

                      But for you non believer this is an idea of what he looks like: -



                      And Jesus looks like this: -


                      You may also know him as Batman... the dark night.... Fear him!
                      Noone knows what god looks like.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Whats the problem

                        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                        Noone knows what god looks like.
                        Yes we do, see my previous post.
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                        • proteastantguy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 488

                          #13
                          Re: Whats the problem

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Yes we do, see my previous post.
                          Uhhm pasta.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #14
                            Re: Whats the problem

                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            Noone knows what God looks like.

                            God should be capitalized heathen! Just because you do not have a relationship with Him does not mean that others do not, I know what God looks like.
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                            • proteastantguy
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 488

                              #15
                              Re: Whats the problem

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Yes we do, see my previous post.
                              Now I gonna question your religion mister Freddie, but how can one believe that pasta is godly? I know it tastes good, but having godly powers?

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