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Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
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you know nothing of the antichrist worm! all you have accomplished is blantently displayed your ignorance for the world and The Dark Lord to see you pathetic fool.Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil... -
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That is right! I, the anti-christ, hath comest for your souls.Comment
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muhahaha fule the fire mortals thats all you can do....I COME TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!
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Looks like the National Democratic Convention has started early for this election....
Seriously, you children are getting your demonology all wrong. How about, if you promise to behave yourself, I'll educate you all about the facinating science of demonology. Until then, here's some links to reputable sources on the subject:
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I might be a child but at least I don't have the mentality of one.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostComment
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Oh, please don't link us all with that lot...not all non-Rebublicans go around calling ourselves the 'anti-Christ'Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
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You're a child? Really? You don't say?Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
We so couldn't see from what you post, so yeah.. you absolutely cannot have the mentality of a child.. Nor the behavior of one.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Sorry, we do not allow children to post on God's favorite forum. Come back when you turn 18, and in the meantime, accept Christ as your Savior.Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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This entire thread is a ambomination in the eyes of the Father of Lies. If it wasn't such a weak attempt at degrading him, I would deem it worthy of being purged in the blighted fire of HellYea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...Comment
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Little child, for I have little doubt about that, you may find it funny, but if you burn in hell for this you may find it less amusing.Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
PRAY TO JESUS THAT HIS GRACE TOUCHES YOU!
get out of your mother's basement, see the world that GOD has provided for your worthless person, let the sun that HE put high up light your life and your KJV and look, not only with the eyes of the body but also those of the soul, go to the first book of Chorinthians 13:11, and pray that it will be as it is written.
"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
If not, then burn in hell, knowing that HE has given you life, and HE led you as far as any man could ask, to HIS OWN CHURCH the LBC.
You are indeed lucky, spoil not that chance.
PRAISE THE LORD!Comment
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Auntie Chris! Oh, it's been so long. Did you get the marionberry cobbler I baked you?Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
I was going to send it to this charming Pastor, but some overbearing female verbally assaulted me and threatened to chop up my . . . well, I'll spare you the details. She was most unladylike. The ladies at the orphanage were aghast when I told them how she behaved.
I hope it didn't get mashed in the mail.
The ladies at the orphanage say hi, and want to know if you'll be by for Christmas dinner. They promise a delightful spiral-cut ham this year! (I got the filthy hippies to make a donation . . . no tofu for Christmas this year!)
And Auntie Chris, I really DO forgive you for abandoning me to that orphanage instead of taking me in after Daddy and your sister, your own flesh and blood, died in that vicious thresher accident -- even more horrible considering they were on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago at the time. I know you couldn't help being a Mary-worshipping Catholic Lesbian nun, and I'm glad you're considering leaving that perverse, candle-overutilizing lifestyle behind.
Wait a minute, my Auntie Chris can spell, and isn't a babbling imbecile . . . and she doesn't have a face-full of zits, and doesn't live in his mother's basement . . . and she's not a HIM! WHO ARE YOU?
You're not my Auntie Chris!
Take off her satin undergarments THIS MINUTE, you perverted monster!
What have you done with Auntie Chris?!
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Excellent links, Brother Jeb, and I cannot wait for the full bore education.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Lest anyone think that demons are merely myths, here's some proof that demons and Hell are very real. In 2003, in Texas, criminal defense attorney John Lawrence suffered a sudden heart attack while dictating a letter. This lead to his clinical death. Luckily, someone in his office worked as a volunteer emergency medical tecnician, and, by beginning CPR immedately, quickly resuscitated Lawrence, leading eventually to a full recovery.
Lawrence claimed that he had been in Hell for several seconds before his heart was restarted. After he was released by the hospital, he noticed this on his pocket tape recorder. It's about the scariest 16 seconds of sound I've ever heard.
Lawrence, shaken by his experience, accepted Jesus during a hospital visit from Lanodver Healing Ministry (LaHM) missionaries. The attorney placed the tape in the custody of Professor Tolliver Gartner, an accoustics and recording expert at the Landover Christian University School of Engineering, for analysis. Dr. Gartner, who has consulted widely on forensic accoustics and has testified in several high profile felony trials (including the OJ Simpson murder trial), confirms that no human source could have created the sounds on the tape.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Y'all are making me snore, young man. Y'all can't even do an entertaining job of pretending to be the devil.Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
Why not read the bible instead?sigpicComment
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Though arst curious of the ways of my real GOD!! Look at where you are coming from!!Originally posted by Anti-christ View PostComment
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