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  • Anti-christ
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Anti-Christ has come!!!!

    Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
    Resident ex-satanist
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 488

    #2
    Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

    you know nothing of the antichrist worm! all you have accomplished is blantently displayed your ignorance for the world and The Dark Lord to see you pathetic fool.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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    • Hebrew Hammer
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2007
      • 37

      #3
      Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

      That is right! I, the anti-christ, hath comest for your souls.

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      • Anti-christ
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Nov 2007
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

        muhahaha fule the fire mortals thats all you can do....I COME TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6578

          #5
          Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

          Looks like the National Democratic Convention has started early for this election....

          Seriously, you children are getting your demonology all wrong. How about, if you promise to behave yourself, I'll educate you all about the facinating science of demonology. Until then, here's some links to reputable sources on the subject:

          Demons

          Incubus

          Occult
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          • Hebrew Hammer
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 37

            #6
            Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            Looks like the National Democratic Convention has started early for this election....

            Seriously, you children are getting your demonology all wrong. How about, if you promise to behave yourself, I'll educate you all about the facinating science of demonology. Until then, here's some links to reputable sources on the subject:

            Demons

            Incubus

            Occult
            I might be a child but at least I don't have the mentality of one.

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            • SinisterPizza
              Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
              Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 273

              #7
              Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              Looks like the National Democratic Convention has started early for this election....
              Oh, please don't link us all with that lot...not all non-Rebublicans go around calling ourselves the 'anti-Christ'

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #8
                Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                I might be a child but at least I don't have the mentality of one.
                You're a child? Really? You don't say?
                We so couldn't see from what you post, so yeah.. you absolutely cannot have the mentality of a child.. Nor the behavior of one.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                  Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                  I might be a child but at least I don't have the mentality of one.
                  Sorry, we do not allow children to post on God's favorite forum. Come back when you turn 18, and in the meantime, accept Christ as your Savior.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                    Resident ex-satanist
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 488

                    #10
                    Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                    This entire thread is a ambomination in the eyes of the Father of Lies. If it wasn't such a weak attempt at degrading him, I would deem it worthy of being purged in the blighted fire of Hell
                    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                    • see_the_light
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1386

                      #11
                      Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                      Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
                      Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
                      Little child, for I have little doubt about that, you may find it funny, but if you burn in hell for this you may find it less amusing.

                      PRAY TO JESUS THAT HIS GRACE TOUCHES YOU!

                      get out of your mother's basement, see the world that GOD has provided for your worthless person, let the sun that HE put high up light your life and your KJV and look, not only with the eyes of the body but also those of the soul, go to the first book of Chorinthians 13:11, and pray that it will be as it is written.

                      "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

                      If not, then burn in hell, knowing that HE has given you life, and HE led you as far as any man could ask, to HIS OWN CHURCH the LBC.

                      You are indeed lucky, spoil not that chance.

                      PRAISE THE LORD!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                        Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
                        Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
                        Auntie Chris! Oh, it's been so long. Did you get the marionberry cobbler I baked you?

                        I was going to send it to this charming Pastor, but some overbearing female verbally assaulted me and threatened to chop up my . . . well, I'll spare you the details. She was most unladylike. The ladies at the orphanage were aghast when I told them how she behaved.

                        I hope it didn't get mashed in the mail.

                        The ladies at the orphanage say hi, and want to know if you'll be by for Christmas dinner. They promise a delightful spiral-cut ham this year! (I got the filthy hippies to make a donation . . . no tofu for Christmas this year!)

                        And Auntie Chris, I really DO forgive you for abandoning me to that orphanage instead of taking me in after Daddy and your sister, your own flesh and blood, died in that vicious thresher accident -- even more horrible considering they were on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago at the time. I know you couldn't help being a Mary-worshipping Catholic Lesbian nun, and I'm glad you're considering leaving that perverse, candle-overutilizing lifestyle behind.

                        Wait a minute, my Auntie Chris can spell, and isn't a babbling imbecile . . . and she doesn't have a face-full of zits, and doesn't live in his mother's basement . . . and she's not a HIM! WHO ARE YOU?

                        You're not my Auntie Chris!

                        Take off her satin undergarments THIS MINUTE, you perverted monster! What have you done with Auntie Chris?!
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                        • Ahimaaz Smith
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2549

                          #13
                          Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          I'll educate you all about the facinating science of demonology. Until then, here's some links to reputable sources on the subject:

                          Demons

                          Incubus

                          Occult
                          Excellent links, Brother Jeb, and I cannot wait for the full bore education.

                          Lest anyone think that demons are merely myths, here's some proof that demons and Hell are very real. In 2003, in Texas, criminal defense attorney John Lawrence suffered a sudden heart attack while dictating a letter. This lead to his clinical death. Luckily, someone in his office worked as a volunteer emergency medical tecnician, and, by beginning CPR immedately, quickly resuscitated Lawrence, leading eventually to a full recovery.

                          Lawrence claimed that he had been in Hell for several seconds before his heart was restarted. After he was released by the hospital, he noticed this on his pocket tape recorder. It's about the scariest 16 seconds of sound I've ever heard.

                          Lawrence, shaken by his experience, accepted Jesus during a hospital visit from Lanodver Healing Ministry (LaHM) missionaries. The attorney placed the tape in the custody of Professor Tolliver Gartner, an accoustics and recording expert at the Landover Christian University School of Engineering, for analysis. Dr. Gartner, who has consulted widely on forensic accoustics and has testified in several high profile felony trials (including the OJ Simpson murder trial), confirms that no human source could have created the sounds on the tape.
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                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • Miss Maisie
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1189

                            #14
                            Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                            Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
                            Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
                            Y'all are making me snore, young man. Y'all can't even do an entertaining job of pretending to be the devil.
                            Why not read the bible instead?
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                            • A Fork
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 1

                              #15
                              Re: Anti-Christ has come!!!!

                              Originally posted by Anti-christ View Post
                              Muhahahaha i come for your souls...God is fake im real. I am fulling a prophecy... God must be real because I am doing what the bible says "the Anti-Christ will show himself" muhahaha even thought a bunch of lonly men made the bible because they were bored makes them right... I come mortals bow down!
                              Though arst curious of the ways of my real GOD!! Look at where you are coming from!!

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