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  • 'Merican
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 12
    #1

    The Way.

    It seems obvious that the amount of flames you folks get here that the majority of Americans really don't agree with your ideals.

    BUT!

    I don't believe your cause is lost.

    From other forums on this site I see that you all are fond of guns. And supposing that you make enough money from "saving people", I think that there is a good solution to your public image.

    1. Buy some property in a rural area. Preferably removed from most of society.

    2. Procure a large amount of illegal assault rifles.

    3. Commune in reightous piety away from the godless world.

    4. Seeing that all of God's favorite people are in a safe area, God can safely bring down a fiery wrath on the rest of the world.

    5. Then, you can all wait for the ATF or the FBI to bust down your doors and arrest you all like they did with that other crazy cult, or you can drink some magic kool-aid like Jim Jones.


    I think both endings are extremely entertaining.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: The Way.

      Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
      I think both endings are extremely entertaining.
      I'm sure that you won't find hellfire quite so "entertaining"....
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6574
          #3
          Re: The Way.

          Originally posted by 'Merican View Post

          1. Buy some property in a rural area. Preferably removed from most of society.

          Done.

          2. Procure a large amount of illegal assault rifles.

          Done. However assault rifles are not illegal any more.

          3. Commune in reightous piety away from the godless world.

          Done. Except AmeriChrist is a corporation, not a commune.

          4. Seeing that all of God's favorite people are in a safe area, God can safely bring down a fiery wrath on the rest of the world.

          In progress. Does the term "The Long War" mean anything to you?

          5. Then, you can all wait for the ATF or the FBI to bust down your doors and arrest you all like they did with that other crazy cult,

          Bill Clinton doesn't run the government any more. We do.
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