[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Next Pope

LOL Ok matey, Baby Jesus is puking... Gotchya

Someone ban this homer!
He isn't here to find Salvation.. but only to mock God allmighty.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The Next Pope

Someone ban this homer!
He isn't here to find Salvation.. but only to mock God allmighty.

Aye, this pillow biter needs a taste of Christ's Tough Love (TM), which I'd be happy to administer to him.

Hey fish, where do you live?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Next Pope

Hey fish, where do you live?

Australia mate.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: The Next Pope

It is no secret that his Holiness is not......
I have collected a small list of good choices for your consideration and edification. Remember...we Catholics more or less have our hands on the U.S. Supreme Court. Religious change in America is best left to those of us who are not only the stewards of God's Church on earth but the chosen few who decide secular law in the world's most heavily armed nation! (Yes, we've come a long way baby).........

Bless you my children,
Father Mo

Jesus weeps as his favorite nation is infested with an idol worshipping spiritual mafia! And why should we be interested in this drivel?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The Next Pope

Australia mate.

Where exactly in Australia? If you pay for my plane ticket, I'll arrive at your doorstep and minister to you personally, within the next 24 hours. Are you ready for some hardcore soul saving, friend?

While I'm in the neighborhood, I could stop by RVH's place and slide some appropriate chick tracts under her door...

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Next Pope

Where exactly in Australia? If you pay for my plane ticket, I'll arrive at your doorstep and minister to you personally, within the next 24 hours. Are you ready for some hardcore soul saving, friend?

While I'm in the neighborhood, I could stop by RVH's place and slide some appropriate chick tracts under her door...

Sydney. And no, I can't afford to fly you over here as much as I would love that.

[Witch Hammer]

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I can't afford to fly you over here

How much cash do you have on hand, and what is your bank account balance? Do you have anything of value you could pawn? The condition of your soul is my #1 priority right now. You need True Christian intervention, and I'm here for you. Let me help you find the path to Salvation, buddy. The cost of a round trip plane ticket to abo-ville (plus $10,000 for traveling expenses and "fun money") should be of no concern to you...it's only cash, you'd probably just end up squandering it on under-age transexual prostitutes otherwise. Your immortal soul is in jeopardy, homer...dig deep into your wallet and buy me that ticket.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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How much cash do you have on hand, and what is your bank account balance? Do you have anything of value you could pawn? The condition of your soul is my #1 priority right now. You need True Christian intervention, and I'm here for you. Let me help you find the path to Salvation, buddy. The cost of a round trip plane ticket to abo-ville (plus $10,000 for traveling expenses and "fun money") should be of no concern to you...it's only cash, you'd probably just end up squandering it on under-age transexual prostitutes otherwise. Your immortal soul is in jeopardy, homer...dig deep into your wallet and buy me that ticket.

Why don't you ask your pastors at landover to buy it for you? They can do with one less ivory back scratcher...

[Witch Hammer]

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Why don't you ask your pastors at landover to buy it for you? They can do with one less ivory back scratcher...

Then you choose hell. How sad. How truly sad...

[SUV]

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Sydney. And no, I can't afford to fly you over here as much as I would love that.

Give me a break, Vampire!!! I know darn well that was you I saw scratching at my window to get in last night!!!

[Matt]

Re: The Next Pope

Back on topic...

Here you go Father Molester. Here's a link to Pope-worthy candidates throughout the United States.

http://app.bishop-accountability.org/priestdb/PriestDBbydiocese.html

[Rain]

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Here's a great suggestion for a new 'pope' Father Mo...

How about the Godly Jesus Christ Himself, instead of a skirt wearing, statue idolising, Mary worshipper who's as Hellbound as you? You know its about time you stopped kissing the feet of Satan worshipping 'popes' don't you?

~Rain

[Deaner]

Re: The Next Pope

You know its about time you stopped kissing the feet of Satan worshipping 'popes' don't you?

That's true Sister Rain; the problem is he knows once he stops kissing the feet of the pope his kissing of pre-pubescent children's feet will stop as well.

To the catlicks; the biblical quote...

"And the man brought the men into Joseph's house, and gave them water, and they washed their feet; and he gave their asses provender." (Genesis 43:24; KJV 1611)

...is taken completely out of context; not unlike most of their teachings.

Dean

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Next Pope

Back on topic...

Here you go Father Molester. Here's a link to Pope-worthy candidates throughout the United States.

http://app.bishop-accountability.org...bydiocese.html

Hmmm... could we have just found Father Mo's diocese?

Unnamed Priest Removed 2002. Accused of abuse. Gaylord, MI

Hmm...

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Next Pope

Pedophiles can be found in all parts of the world in all organisations. Churches are unfortunately no exception. It is human sin. It is important not to forget that.