A message to false Christians

[Brother Seb]

The Lord offered you the most wonderful, nutritious and nourishing meal that will not only fill you and give you strength for your daily life, but will also put you on the path to eternal salvation. What restaurant could claim to give you such a meal?

The meal I am talking about, of course, is the Bible (KJV 1611) - the true word of the Lord. Yet, you choose to laugh in his face. You show your gratitude by not finishing every last bit. Instead, you pick and choose which parts look the most tasty and nice and leave the vegetables or the parts which are a bit hard to swallow.

The Lord is the best chef and yet you choose to spit in his face. You choose to insult him by adding ingredients that you like and removing the ones that you don't because they don't agree with your current propaganda.

The Lord's words are not some hellywood gossip magazines where you can skip to the parts you like or are interested in. I implore thee: repent your ways and see God's True words.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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The Lord offered you the most wonderful, nutritious and nourishing meal that will not only fill you and give you strength for your daily life, but will also put you on the path to eternal salvation. What restaurant could claim to give you such a meal?

The meal I am talking about, of course, is the Bible (KJV 1611) - the true word of the Lord. Yet, you choose to laugh in his face. You show your gratitude by not finishing every last bit. Instead, you pick and choose which parts look the most tasty and nice and leave the vegetables or the parts which are a bit hard to swallow.

The Lord is the best chef and yet you choose to spit in his face. You choose to insult him by adding ingredients that you like and removing the ones that you don't because they don't agree with your current propaganda.

The Lord's words are not some hellywood gossip magazines where you can skip to the parts you like or are interested in. I implore thee: repent your ways and see God's True words.

I like your analogy Brother Seb. the Bible is the meat and potatoes of life....and so Dessert must be Heaven...
which reminds me of something I heard once..

"If you don't eat your meat, ye can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if ye don't eat your meat?"
God chooses the meat for us. He doesnt want us eating any old roadkill.
God is the provider,the protector. God supplies the nutritious soul food he wants us to (spiritually) digest, just as a new born babe in arms is given the correct diet by his loving mother, creating optimum conditions for life and health.
When we leave Gods table or start adding items to Gods menu, or stop eating those foods God wants us to, and start eating the spiritual equivalent of junk food, our souls cannot grow and blossom.
Forget your atkins, your liver cleansing and your grapefruit diet - the only diet you should be on is the Word of God diet.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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The Lord offered you the most wonderful, nutritious and nourishing meal that will not only fill you and give you strength for your daily life, but will also put you on the path to eternal salvation. What restaurant could claim to give you such a meal?

The meal I am talking about, of course, is the Bible (KJV 1611) - the true word of the Lord. Yet, you choose to laugh in his face. You show your gratitude by not finishing every last bit. Instead, you pick and choose which parts look the most tasty and nice and leave the vegetables or the parts which are a bit hard to swallow.

The Lord is the best chef and yet you choose to spit in his face. You choose to insult him by adding ingredients that you like and removing the ones that you don't because they don't agree with your current propaganda.

The Lord's words are not some hellywood gossip magazines where you can skip to the parts you like or are interested in. I implore thee: repent your ways and see God's True words.

We have the best diet around...The Bread of Life (Read John 6 for more info)

[Brother Temperance]

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We have the best diet around...The Bread of Life (Read John 6 for more info)

I can't even tell whether you're talking about the death cookie or one of the even more unpleasant substances you force the alter boys to swallow.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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I can't even tell whether you're talking about the death cookie or one of the even more unpleasant substances you force the alter boys to swallow.

Didn't Jesus say "He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will live forever, and I will raise him up on the last day?"

And you calling it the "death cookie" is BLASPHEMY!

[Brother Temperance]

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Didn't Jesus say "He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will live forever, and I will raise him up on the last day?"

And you calling it the "death cookie" is BLASPHEMY!

Care to cite some scripture in support of that? You trying to pass off your death cookie as the flesh of Our Lord is the real blasphemy here.

[Nobar King]

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Didn't Jesus say "He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will live forever,"

I don't think he was referring to THAT!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And you calling it the "death cookie" is BLASPHEMY!

Being accused of blasphemy by a man wearing a dress and beads always gives me a chuckle.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

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Didn't Jesus say "He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will live forever, and I will raise him up on the last day?"

And you calling it the "death cookie" is BLASPHEMY!

Are you evil? or just insane?

[Mrs. Rogers]

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You trying to pass off your death cookie as the flesh of Our Lord is the real blasphemy here.

Beware the Cathaholic Love Cookie, Brother Temperance! I have it on good authority that whenever an innocent boy accidently stumbles upon a Catlick webite, a nefarious and randy cookie is deposited into the lad's machine, to spy upon the lad's activites - and make a report directly to the Vatican - so better to "groom" the boy later for grubby deeds, by pandering to his tastes.

Catholic wickedness knows no bounds.

[lilith]

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The Bible as a meal?

Extremely stale & badly overcooked.

[Mike Hunt]

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KJV is food for the soul. Just don't let me catch anyone calling it soul food. Or else.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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KJV is food for the soul. Just don't let me catch anyone calling it soul food. Or else.

Why?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why?

Brother Guy, being that your ministry has been confined to the Godless outback of the "lands down under", you may not be aware that the phrase "soul food" is used exclusively by American nigras when bragging about their "cooking". The parts of vegetables, meat and fish that decent White people throw in the garbage (or to the pigs) is often scooped up and cooked by lazy welfare-addicted porch monkeys and passed off as "soul food".

Normal people here in God's favorite country would be sickened by the very idea of comparing God's Holy Word to that slop.

[SinisterPizza]

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"If you don't eat your meat, ye can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if ye don't eat your meat?"
God chooses the meat for us. He doesnt want us eating any old roadkill.
God is the provider,the protector. God supplies the nutritious soul food he wants us to (spiritually) digest, just as a new born babe in arms is given the correct diet by his loving mother, creating optimum conditions for life and health.
When we leave Gods table or start adding items to Gods menu, or stop eating those foods God wants us to, and start eating the spiritual equivalent of junk food, our souls cannot grow and blossom.
Forget your atkins, your liver cleansing and your grapefruit diet - the only diet you should be on is the Word of God diet.

I am currently half-falling asleep trying to study for final exams....and now you've made me want steak. Steak possibly with grapefruit. And mashed potatoes, garlic mashed The Keg™ style.

Can one loose weight with the 'Word of God' diet?

Heh...I'm slightly more awake now. Anyone care to throw in a prayer that next term I'll actually read.the.freaking.assigned.readings.each.week.and. not.the.week.before.finals ?