Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

[harletstriker]

I can't quite place my finger on it, but i have to found one happy landover. Why? Why is every single one a hateful senile judgmental person? Do Landovers perform any kind of service besides that of condemnation? Do they bend down to help those who have fallen? Do they love? Do they enjoy life's pleasures like making love, eating food, joking and talking with a fellow human? Do they play games, see movies, read books? Or do they only hatefully despise everyone around them?

I guess my question is, Are landovers happy in the least?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I can't quite place my finger on it, but i have to found one happy landover. Why? Why is every single one a hateful senile judgmental person? Do Landovers perform any kind of service besides that of condemnation? Do they bend down to help those who have fallen? Do they love? Do they enjoy life's pleasures like making love, eating food, joking and talking with a fellow human? Do they play games, see movies, read books? Or do they only hatefully despise everyone around them?

I guess my question is, Are landovers happy in the least?

We are very happy people, after all we are True Christians(TM) and we will join Jesus in Heaven. We love to read, the Holy KJV1611 is the best book ever written. We do not enjoy sex, but it is something we must do to procreate. We love to talk with others even spiteful females like yourself. As far as food, I love steak. Any other questions? I do have a few for you. Dose your husband allow you to be on the interweb or are you going behind his back? Why do you hate Jesus?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I can't quite place my finger on it, but i have to found one happy landover. Why? Why is every single one a hateful senile judgmental person? Do Landovers perform any kind of service besides that of condemnation? Do they bend down to help those who have fallen? Do they love? Do they enjoy life's pleasures like making love, eating food, joking and talking with a fellow human? Do they play games, see movies, read books? Or do they only hatefully despise everyone around them?

I guess my question is, Are landovers happy in the least?

Not one of us (with the possible exception of Brother REDACTED by admin) is senile.

None of us are hateful. We share the Truth as God has explained it in His Word, the Bible. We do not judge others; we tell them how God has said HE will judge them.

If putting up with the unending abuse and insults of God-mockers like you for the hope of aiding one soul in understanding who God really is -- not the "hippie love god" fantasy conjured by most false-christian preachers -- isn't LOVE, I don't know what is.

Why do you hate your fellow man? Why do you want us to lie to them, and tell them that their sinful lifestyles are OK with God? Why do you want them to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Not one of us (with the possible exception of Brother REDACTED by admin) is senile.

My apologies to Brother . . . well, I'd say he knows who he is, but let's face it, he may or may not.

Depends.

[harletstriker]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Thank you for clearing that up. I am wondering why you think I am a woman. What leads you to this conclusion? I am most definitely a man. Have been since birth. I'd appreciate if you stopped calling me a woman.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Thank you for clearing that up. I am wondering why you think I am a woman. What leads you to this conclusion? I am most definitely a man. Have been since birth. I'd appreciate if you stopped calling me a woman.

Given the amount of bitching you do what else would you be. No man complains as much as you do. Now lady why do you hate Jesus?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Thank you for clearing that up. I am wondering why you think I am a woman. What leads you to this conclusion? I am most definitely a man. Have been since birth. I'd appreciate if you stopped calling me a woman.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Anyways, to answer your question, True Christians™ are very happy people. We just don't waste our time on mindless frivolities and derive our happiness from wholesome activities.

For example, I really enjoy baking. I'm even starting to get pretty good at it!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Anyways, to answer your question, True Christians™ are very happy people. We just don't waste our time on mindless frivolities and derive our happiness from wholesome activities.

For example, I really enjoy baking. I'm even starting to get pretty good at it!

Sister the next time I am in Philadelphia, I would love to try your pie

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Sister the next time I am in Philadelphia, I would love to try your pie

Of course Mr. Dewitt. Just say the word and I will have a nice, hot, fresh one for you.

And let that be another great example for Ms. harletstriker. Nothing makes a True Christian™ happier than a warm, juicy pie (except for Jesus and studying the Bible, of course!).

[Lisa H]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Thank you for clearing that up. I am wondering why you think I am a woman. What leads you to this conclusion? I am most definitely a man. Have been since birth. I'd appreciate if you stopped calling me a woman.

Whats wrong with being a woman, don't you like being a woman?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I find immense joy in my prayer closet. I love reading the Word. I love my family and fellow Christians. I love preaching from the pulpit on Wednesday nights. I love teaching sinners the Bible too.

I am positively brimming with Christ's love.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Say Levi, did you know that this lady is a MORMON

[harletstriker]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I'm sorry you mistake complaining for argumentation and reasoning. All I wanted was a straight answer and almost 2 days of putting up with all your sidestepping, I got one. And it was from a women. I guess the woman really are smarter. And nothing is wrong with being a woman, if i was one, but I am a man. You people don't listen to reason. You see your arguements one sided, even though you have contradicted yourself many a time, you think you are correct.

OH....... AND PIE IS NOT IN THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING RETARDS ARE JACK ASSES AND GOD HATES YOU AND WILL SMITE YOU ALL TO HELL. YOU INTERPRET THE BIBLE YOUR OWN WAY AND DO NOT LISTEN TO REASON OR LOGIC. THE EARTH IS ROUND YOU JACK ASSES. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID. A WOMAN TAKES 9 MONTHS TO HAVE A CHILD. WOMAN ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN. YOUR CONTRADICTIONS MAKE YOU SEEM CHILDISH AND YOUR SIDESTEPPING HANDS OVER THE EARS LALALALALALALALA BULL SHIT YOU DO WILL ONLY WORK FOR SO LONG. I'M SORRY YOU ARE ALL TO BULL HEADED TO REALIZE THAT GOD HATES YOU MORE THAN HE HATES OBAMA'S GAY NAZI ESKIMO DAUGHTER. RAPE IS A CRIME. FOUR YEAR OLDS ARE NOT SLUTTY HARLETS, THEY ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SEDUCING A MAN. FOR GOD'S SAKES THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS! JESUS WAS A SAND NIGRA, HE WAS BORN IN FUCKING THE MIDDLE EAST. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE FOR ONE WHITE MAN TO BE BORN IN THE MIDST OF 10000000 TOWEL HEADS? THE BIBLE HAS TRUTHS BUT MOST OF IT IS METAPHORS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE POINT, NOT MEANT TO HAVE YOU FOLLOW EVERY SINGLE WORD. TAKE A FUCKING SCIENCE CLASS. BEFORE YOU BASH OTHER RELIGIONS, DO SOME RESEARCH SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE BASHING. YOUR A BUNCH OF DICKS. IF PIE IS NOT IN THE BIBLE, AND YOU EAT IT, THEN YOU ARE GOING AGAINST THE WORD OF GOD. AND IF YOU CAN EAT PIE, WHICH IS NOT IN THE BIBLE, WHY IS SEX NOT ENJOYABLE? GOD CREATED IT FOR US TO ENJOY IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES. HALLOWEEN IS JUST A HOLIDAY FOR FUN. NOT TO LITERALLY CELEBRATE THE DEAD. IT IS NOT OKAY TO BEAT ANYONE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU THEY ARE SATAN. YOU CAN NOT BEAT SATAN WITH A ROD. FUCK TARDS.

Now, I know you will sidestep every argument in this, call me a woman and ban me, but just further proves your habit of plugging your ears and saying, "lalalalalalalalalalalalalala i am right you are wrong." Bastards.

That is all.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Say Levi, did you know that this lady is a MORMON

I might have read that somewhere, Brother James.

I think she might have blown a gasket with that last post.

[Higgins]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Personally, I enjoy thinking, writing, a good conversation about Our Lord, reading, and listening to music. These things are what makes me happy in this life. Granted I am not a True Christian™ (I am aspiring to be such), but I do find myself happiest when dealing with aspects which are metaphysical (prayer, God, etc.).