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  • #16
    Re: Fa la la

    Originally posted by AnonymousPoster View Post
    Since you know the bible so well, I'm sure you'll be able to tell me how this story ends...
    Yes indeed I can tell you how it ends. God struck the tax collector with 666,666,666 volts and 666 amps, frying him to a cinder in 1 to the -666th power seconds. Then the Holy Ghost stomped the cinder into powder. Why? Because the tax collector was wearing gay pants.

    Praise Jesus!

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    • #17
      Re: Fa la la

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
      Yes indeed I can tell you how it ends. God struck the tax collector with 666,666,666 volts and 666 amps, frying him to a cinder in 1 to the -666th power seconds. Then the Holy Ghost stomped the cinder into powder. Why? Because the tax collector was wearing gay pants.

      Praise Jesus!
      Brother L, have you been taking your medication?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Fa la la

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        Brother L, have you been taking your medication?
        Um, I keep having to remind him, but he can only take his pills at night, and he complains of not having anything to wash them down with, except ... well ... yoooou know ...
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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