I'm sorry.

[Worship]

I made a post where I joked about burning up a church. Later I've got a message saying they have informed the police of my threat. Alright guys, let's be honest... I'm really scared now, I promise I will leave this forums forever... Peace!

[James Dewitt]

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I made a post where I joked about burning up a church. Later I've got a message saying they have informed the police of my threat. Alright guys, let's be honest... I'm really scared now, I promise I will leave this forums forever... Peace!

We take threats of violence very seriously. I hope you understand just how may Christians that have been murdered for what we believe in. I have seen your report ,it has been sent to the police and the DoF. What you need to do is post an image of yourself with a sign that says I am Sorry Jesus.

[Worship]

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Sorry, I don't have a sign. And I would never burn down a church! I can't, I'm just a 13 year old boy. I am so sorry!

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry, I don't have a sign. And I would never burn down a church! I can't, I'm just a 13 year old boy. I am so sorry!

Well, you need to go tell your parents what you have been doing and about your threat. They will probably take you to see your local Pastor. He will, no doubt, recommend a one or two years live away Biblical Reform Education Program(tm). I suspect it will be a financial hardship on them but if they love you, they will just have to do without for ten years until they can financially recoup.

[Barry]

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Worship, for a thirteen year old boy, you have a very wicked and hatefull mind. I have just read through your posting history and I have to say I am shocked by what I have seen. I have always said "If you can't beat them, then parenting is not for you" I wish some one had told your parents this before they even concieved you. Perhaps if they had taken guidence from the good book and read passages such as Deuteronomy 21:18-21 and
Proverbs 13:24 you would have grown into a fine young God fearing christian man and these angry spitefull outbursts would not have occured.

I will pray for you and hope the judge gives you a fairley short custodial sentance. Perhaps it will take some time in the youth detention center being anally raped with pool ques by the teenage car thief gangs to make you see the error of your ways and draw you back into the flock and closer to God. In the mean time I suggest your parents also seek help and perhaps get some proper parenting leasons and guidence from our Pastor Ezekial.

[James Dewitt]

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Worship, for a thirteen year old boy, you have a very wicked and hatefull mind. I have just read through your posting history and I have to say I am shocked by what I have seen. I have always said "If you can't beat them, then parenting is not for you" I wish some one had told your parents this before they even concieved you. Perhaps if they had taken guidence from the good book and read passages such as Deuteronomy 21:18-21 and
Proverbs 13:24 you would have grown into a fine young God fearing christian man and these angry spitefull outbursts would not have occured.

I will pray for you and hope the judge gives you a fairley short custodial sentance. Perhaps it will take some time in the youth detention center being anally raped with pool ques by the teenage car thief gangs to make you see the error of your ways and draw you back into the flock and closer to God. In the mean time I suggest your parents also seek help and perhaps get some proper parenting leasons and guidence from our Pastor Ezekial.

I will pray with you that Jesus takes it easy on the brat, perhaps his father will give him a Godly beating before Jesus kills him.

[looking4mybrain]

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I made a post where I joked about burning up a church. Later I've got a message saying they have informed the police of my threat. Alright guys, let's be honest... I'm really scared now, I promise I will leave this forums forever... Peace!

1. The police will not actually arrest you unless a crime is committed.

2. They overreacted to that. I see them saying stuff about burning down mosques and stuff, and they don't get taken away by the feds.

3. They're bluffing anyway

[Minecraft]

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I made a post where I joked about burning up a church. Later I've got a message saying they have informed the police of my threat. Alright guys, let's be honest... I'm really scared now, I promise I will leave this forums forever... Peace!

You'll be fine, don't worry. If I was your age, I'd be shaking in my skin also.

LBC isn't a place to be making jokes/harassing God. The members here take him VERY seriously. I wouldn't do anything bad. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd go to the extent of hacking your computer and shutting it down for good. It's happened to me before, not by LBC, but by another website. I had to pay $200 to a computer technician that had to restore my computer to factory settings.

Again, don't worry. You'll be fine.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I wouldn't be surprised if they'd go to the extent of hacking your computer and shutting it down for good.

Hacking computers is for gays. We solve our problems like real men, by visiting people where they live...

[Wide-Open]

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We solve our problems like real men, by visiting people where they live...

Or used to live. Amen.

[HolySchnitzel]

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You'll be fine, don't worry. If I was your age, I'd be shaking in my skin also.

LBC isn't a place to be making jokes/harassing God. The members here take him VERY seriously. I wouldn't do anything bad. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd go to the extent of hacking your computer and shutting it down for good. It's happened to me before, not by LBC, but by another website. I had to pay $200 to a computer technician that had to restore my computer to factory settings.

Again, don't worry. You'll be fine.

It's hard to believe the members here take God seriously when all they do is quoting bible verses and proclaiming women are inferior.

[Cranky Old Man]

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It's hard to believe the members here take God seriously when all they do is quoting bible verses and proclaiming women are inferior.

Haw can you take God seriously and not quote His Holy Bible?

And women are inferior:

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

[HolySchnitzel]

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Haw can you take God seriously and not quote His Holy Bible?

And women are inferior:

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

I'd say someone who takes his faith serious is the one who accepts the fact that he can be no more certain of being right than anyone else of any faith. To think that quoting something of questionable authority. However, it's quote obvious that most on these forums, as in, those with a respectable post-count, are trolls. But this is mostly because I refuse to believe that any intelligent human being can create evidence out of something he himself makes an authority, in this case the Bible. The Bible's only authority comes from the fact that some people believe in it. We could also discuss the fact that there's a lot of different interpretations of the bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

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We could also discuss the fact that there's a lot of different interpretations of the bible.

There is no need for that: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

[HolySchnitzel]

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There is no need for that: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

I am not interested in why you believe your faith is the correct one. You should realize that you're no different than everyone else who BELIEVE the exact same thing. And don't bother with a typical "But I know I'm right." reply, because anyone can say that, and back it up with questionable evidence. Also, why the fish can't I edit my posts.