[Sionisx2]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Wow, appears there's some racism on this forum, how ironic.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

I meant Brother Guy don't twist my words into me hating Jesus and no I'm not black I just think the watermelon and fried chicken references are terribly racist.

Excuse me...since you mentioned brown icing, are you one of those adult babies? They often use terms of endearment for their offal.

Just curious is all.

Carry on

[Kerby316]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Again, I just don't understand this whole thing....If it's a phone conversation how do we know what the employee was eating or drinking? Was it a video phone? That would have been pretty funny. You can put it on youtube!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

I think it was incremented sometime after the slaves became free.

Friend, An increment is an increase, either of some fixed amount, for example added regularly, or of a variable amount. The Lord does not change, so why should we add an amount, either fixed or variable, to one of His verses on a regular basis?

[LyingDingDong]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

where in the bible does it say you can't be black?

I think it was incremented sometime after the slaves became free.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Every cent of taxpayer dollars ever spent to "educate" the nigras has been wasted. Your cake is proof of that.

Now the question is, what to do with them? I think the best solution is to outsource the problem by fomenting a Nigra/Spic race war in which they kill each other off. Perhaps a pastor could provide the appropriate Biblical verses to give us insight on how to best accomplish this...

[WaitingToBelieve]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

where in the bible does it say you can't be black?

[JennyD]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Ya I clearly am an idiot.

I'm glad you're finally moving into what we call "consensus reality".

The first step is, of course, admitting that you have a problem. Now, we can begin to help you.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Cute. I never though of such a witty reply that was clever.

That's not smart talk: she's simply stating a fact. There is no such thing as a long-term investment in the physical world, because the rapture is coming any moment now. Haven't even watched the news lately? Disasters, crime, violence in the middle east, other unprecidented Signs Of The Times: The apocalypse is coming! You must take drastic action to escape an eternity of hellfire! No time to think! Hit the paypall button at the bottom of the screen NOW!

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Man I misspelled accepted? Ya I clearly am an idiot. But can I please still call you buddy? I'm sure you need a buddy. Everyone does

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Buddy I excepted Jesus and I'll gladly pay you 10% of my gross income for the next month. Unfortunitly that is $0 as I am without a job and my remaining money is locked up in long-term investments.

First of all, I am not your "buddy," I am a True Christian™ Pastor and you are unsaved scum. Jesus wants me to find a way to pull you back onto the path of Salvation, and I am willing to do literally anything in order to help Save your soul.

The fact that you have "excepted" Jesus (excepted means excluded, moron) shows that you are in satan's clutches. The fact that you are lying about your intentions to Tithe and about your income as well shows that satan is controlling you.

I have already posted the relevant scripture. If you are penniless, then Jesus commands that you give everything. Sell your computer, your car, your skateboard, your drug stash, your porno magazines, your secret drag outfits, and anything else you can lay your hands on and send all the cash you collect to Jesus via LBC.

This is serious boy. I fear for your immortal soul. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment. You need to get your house in order.

Don't try and rob Jesus!

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

You mean short-term investments. A true long-term investment is the Investment of Eternal Salvation.

Cute. I never though of such a witty reply that was clever.

[VictoryOS]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

You mean short-term investments. A true long-term investment is the Investment of Eternal Salvation.

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Buddy I excepted Jesus and I'll gladly pay you 10% of my gross income for the next month. Unfortunitly that is $0 as I am without a job and my remaining money is locked up in long-term investments.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

lol that's why this forum is great Pastor Ezekiel is hilarious.

I am as serious as the fires of hell, boy. You better wake up and accept Jesus TODAY, or else you'll find yourself in eternal damnation as satan's favorite party ewe.