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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
    Unsaved trash
    Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
     
    • Mar 2008
    • 349

    #1

    Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

    Your dogs are NOT your children!


    I roll my eyes every time I hear this. The only people who say this are people who can't have, won't, or don't want kids.

    Pet Food companies realize this, and now they're marketing to a new customer base: homosexual couples. They can't have kids, and they all have these cute little rat dogs which they love like kids.

    When I heard the advertisement for Blue Buffalo dog food on the TV today and they referred to dog owners as 'dog parents' I knew instantly that it was the gays who they were targeting.

    I was able to find this easily on their website:

    It's right there in plain English: pet parents buy this food. Who has that much disposable income besides the DINKS, anyway?

    In addition, they advertise that their food is holistic and organic as if it was served from some fancy taco bar. C'mon people, they're just dogs. They don't care if they eat high-fructose corn syrup, or not. Dogs are supposed to eat table scraps, not expensive boutique dog food.

    Whatever. Do you want your neighbor to think that you're a gay if he sees you in the check-out aisle at the Piggly-Wiggly with two bags of gay Blue Buffalo dog food in your cart? I sure don't.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.
  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #2
    Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

    Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
    I was able to find this easily on their website: "we work with our retail partners..."
    The word "partners" is homogay code, as well.

    Thank you for putting this manufacturer (of lies) on everyone's radar.

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    • proteastantguy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 488

      #3
      Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

      Thank you for reminding me of why God hates gays.

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      • Zen Spyder
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2010
        • 77

        #4
        Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

        I know plenty of straight couples (who have their own, human children) who also refer to their pets as their children.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

          Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
          I know plenty of straight couples (who have their own, human children) who also refer to their pets as their children.
          They may be bisexual, but believe me, they are not straight.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Zen Spyder
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2010
            • 77

            #6
            Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            They may be bisexual, but believe me, they are not straight.
            Have you met them? If not, then it's probably not wise to jump to conclusions about someone who you've never met.

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            • Copenhagen Ultra
              Unsaved trash
              • Dec 2010
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

              I thought you were not allowed to watch Television - because its one of Satans inventions to trick us into buying stuff we dont need ?

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373

                #8
                Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                Originally posted by Copenhagen Ultra View Post
                I thought you were not allowed to watch Television
                Where did you get that idiotic idea? How else could we keep up with Fox News and Rev. Jim Osborne's television show?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Copenhagen Ultra
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 15

                  #9
                  Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Where did you get that idiotic idea? How else could we keep up with Fox News and Rev. Jim Osborne's television show?
                  You aint allowed to listen to modern music, alot of advertise is based on sexy women half naked - Television almost includes everything that you repel?

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #10
                    Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                    Originally posted by Copenhagen Ultra View Post
                    You aint allowed to listen to modern music
                    It's Satanic music one shouldn't listen to.

                    alot of advertise is based on sexy women half naked
                    Ever heard of Tivo? Or don't they have that where you live?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                      Originally posted by Spit, Don't Swallow View Post
                      You aint allowed to listen to modern music, alot of advertise is based on sexy women half naked - Television almost includes everything that you repel?
                      "Watching television" doesn't mean "drooling over Cinemax After Dark" or "spanking in time to the Playboy Channel".

                      There are Christian channels like TBN, along with Fox News, and also C-Span and certain financial networks. All are sound viewing for Christians.

                      As for what we're "allowed" to do? We can listen to any music we choose. We choose not to listen to filth which steers us away from thoughts of Jesus and God and His Plan. We also protect our children from such filth, since they may not yet have matured enough to make those decisions on their own.

                      Understand the difference?

                      Since many parents do not pay attention to what their children listen to or watch on television, we believe that only Christian-friendly content should be permitted via broadcast or be accessible to children on the Internet. This is for their own protection.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Copenhagen Ultra
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        It's Satanic music one shouldn't listen to.

                        Ever heard of Tivo? Or don't they have that where you live?
                        Oh so you dont watch LIVE Television - so you live like people in North Korea ?

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                        • Copenhagen Ultra
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 15

                          #13
                          Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          "Watching television" doesn't mean "drooling over Cinemax After Dark" or "spanking in time to the Playboy Channel".

                          There are Christian channels like TBN, along with Fox News, and also C-Span and certain financial networks. All are sound viewing for Christians.

                          As for what we're "allowed" to do? We can listen to any music we choose. We choose not to listen to filth which steers us away from thoughts of Jesus and God and His Plan. We also protect our children from such filth, since they may not yet have matured enough to make those decisions on their own.

                          Understand the difference?

                          Since many parents do not pay attention to what their children listen to or watch on television, we believe that only Christian-friendly content should be permitted via broadcast or be accessible to children on the Internet. This is for their own protection.
                          Thats just brain washing them - If you only show them programs which idolizes your way of living - Shouldnt they be allowed to choose themselve how they want to live - Alot of people blame games - music etc. when a kid goes mental with a gun at a school - But most of the time it turns out, that the kid has not been playing Grand Theft Auto or listen to Marlyn Manroe - Most kids are of good behaviour even if they listen to "satanic" music -- Forcing them to only watch channels who do not question the extreme christian way of living, is like when muslims brain wash small kids to be terrorist.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                            Originally posted by Copenhagen Ultra View Post
                            Thats just brain washing them - If you only show them programs which idolizes your way of living - Shouldnt they be allowed to choose themselve how they want to live - Alot of people blame games - music etc. when a kid goes mental with a gun at a school - But most of the time it turns out, that the kid has not been playing Grand Theft Auto or listen to Marlyn Manroe - Most kids are of good behaviour even if they listen to "satanic" music -- Forcing them to only watch channels who do not question the extreme christian way of living, is like when muslims brain wash small kids to be terrorist.
                            So you think we should allow five year old children to watch pornography and slasher movies. Lovely.

                            I pray you are never a parent.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Copenhagen Ultra
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: Do not buy dog food for GAYS!!

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              So you think we should allow five year old children to watch pornography and slasher movies. Lovely.
                              Never said that - just saying that kids should be allowed to watch programs which question youre way of living or the muslim way of living etc. so they get there own opinion (and a better life) - Not just what they are told to believe in

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              I pray you are never a parent.
                              Right back at you

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