What happened to Hubert Hope?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I was shocked to read this today:

I would rub whipped cream all over this *DELETED* and lick it clean. Then I would have his fat throbbing *CENSORED* *CENSORED* me so hard in my *CENSORED* until I bleed.

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Then I would have him tie me up. GOD I LOVE BEING SUCH A GAY BOTTOM SLUT. Fill my *CENSORED*, mouth and *CENSORED*, with hot sticky *CENSORED*.

I TAKE FISTS IN MY *CENSORED*.

I'm not totally gay though...this is the kind of woman I like.

Even more disturbing was this, which I have censored:

This is what I would want Obama's FLOPPY LIPS to do to me. I love getting my TALLYWHACKER licked by a black man. I love licking their CENSOREDholes too. Black men, hairy men, I can't get enough TALLYWHACKER. Love the smell and taste, especially after a fresh poop.

[Disgusting pics deleted]

Now, I knew he had some anger issues and was struggling to become a True Christian™. I knew he hadn't spent years studying God's Word, the way most of us have, and was supposedly trying to catch up via the Bible in a Year section. But I just don't understand what happened here.

Was he attempting to become an ex-gay, and failing?

Was he a militant sodomite plant sent in by GLAAD (Gays and Lesbians Against Anything Decent)?

Did he bend over to pick something up and find himself receiving a Satan enema, leaving him possessed with colon demons?

Or was the pressure of learning God's Ways simply too much for him, causing him to snap like a cyclist on the hood of Rev. Jim's Mercedes?

Given his anger issues, I'm torn between option 2 and option 4. Does anyone know what really happened?

Truly, this is a sad and confusing day for us all.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I was shocked to read this today:


Now, I knew he had some anger issues and was struggling to become a True Christian™. I knew he hadn't spent years studying God's Word, like most of us, and was supposedly trying to catch up via the Bible in a Year section. But I just don't understand what happened here.

Was he attempting to become an ex-gay, and failing?

Was he a militant sodomite plant sent in by GLAAD (Gays and Lesbians Against Anything Decent)?

Did he bend over to pick something up and find himself receiving a Satan enema, leaving him possessed with colon demons?

Or was the pressure of learning God's Ways simply too much for him, causing him to snap like a cyclist on the hood of Rev. Jim's Mercedes?

Given his anger issues, I'm torn between option 2 and option 4. Does anyone know what really happened?

Truly, this is a sad and confusing day for us all.

I think the answer is all of the above.

It's sad. Very sad.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

It's sad. Very sad.

I agree Brother.

Who knows what was going on in his head that made him want to post such vile and disgusting images? Personally, I think the pressure was just too much for him, and he couldn't handle the responsibilities of giving up a life of sin to attain True Christianhood(tm). Let's face it, being a True Christian(tm) isn't exactly easy or "fun" all the time, but its something that needs to be done if somebody cares at all about the state of their immortal soul.

Maybe he didn't know scripture as well as some of the Godly men here. Maybe he wasn't quite as clever as some of the posters here. But Hubert Hope had something much better than intelligence or cleverness; he had our trust and our belief that he was doing his very best to leave his sinful past behind. I've been praying that he truly repents of his filthy sodomite ways, but from those images he posted, I have my doubts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

Not only do I doubt whether he can leave his sinful past behind, but also whether he can leave his sinful behind past!

You mention images, Sister Lycia. It seems I should be glad to have been spared man-on-man pornography!

Rev. Jim, will the images be reviewed at the next Gentlemen Against Pornographic Excess meeting? For research purposes in understanding the sodomite "mind", that is.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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You mention images, Sister Lycia. It seems I should be glad to have been spared man-on-man pornography!

Oh Reverend, they were absolutely terrifying. Even with my "history", I have never seen things as shocking and revolting as what he posted. In fact, some of those things I wasn't even sure existed!

Why somebody would throw away the True Christian(tm) love everyone had here for him for the allure of transexual sodomy is totally beyond me. I guess he would just rather go through the wide gates of Hell rather than walk the straight and narrow path.

[Brother Alex]

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I have no idea what ex-brother Hubert was thinking. I guess he was just some filthy old pervert trying to lure our pastors into having an orgy with him.

Anyway, here's a short prayer I left on his profile:

O LORD Jesus Christ, let death seize upon Hubert Hope and let him go down quick into hell for his deviant behavior. Let the burning flames roast the skin of this filthy deceiver, and let the devil torment him in every possible way for ever and ever. Amen.

Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

Although his rebuking was often sheer brilliance, I suspect he was quite young and gay-curious the whole time.

His witty replies properly admonished queers and gayness for the devilry that it is, but seldom extended the warm love of Jesus Christ as a way out of the depravity. It was as if he was battling his own personal demons in his posts. Talking to himself if you will.

As an ex-homofag, I understand the temptations of the male rectum. And if truth be told, the filthy smut he posted would be an accurate depiction of my lost years in the Tenderloin. Praise Jesus I am saved from the reprehensible sin!

In the end, he lost his battle with Satan. May God have mercy on his wretched soul.

[SUV]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

Uh, he went to get a Job in O'Bomber's Government?

That's where all the losers go, isn't it? Sad

[Nobar King]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I will never understand why people bother to pretend to be Christians just to try to shock the innocent among us. Trojan Horse, or wolf in sheep's clothing are two parables that come to mind.

What disappointed me most is HH's use of the failed cut-and-run strategy. After dropping his dirty smut-bombs on the congregation he seems to have disappeared without nary an apology. In reality, I'm not the one he needs to apologize to. He has offended Jesus, as well.

[cazoofool]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I thought it was pretty funny actually...

I think he was either hacked, and somebody else posted that in his name, which is hilarious I might add, or alternatively he never really was one of you and was just biding his time until he could pull a prank on you.

Although I believe the first probability to be much more likely.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I thought it was pretty funny actually...

I think he was either hacked, and somebody else posted that in his name, which is hilarious I might add, or alternatively he never really was one of you and was just biding his time until he could pull a prank on you.

Although I believe the first probability to be much more likely.

The DoF would definitely know about such a thing.

[SUV]

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I thought it was pretty funny actually...

I'm guessing you think JESUS is pretty funny too, just because He wore a robe.

Am I Right or am I Right, homer!?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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The DoF would definitely know about such a thing.

My guess is that one is the next target item for the DoF

[Lisa H]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I was disgusted that he posted such vile porn on Landover Forums. Something makes me suspicious he may have been in one of those pictures.

[SUV]

Re: What happened to Hubert Hope?

I have it on Good Authority that this is Mr HopeLESS' actual picture: