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  • #16
    Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

    Why is that "Man" in the shiny jumpsuit offering his crotch to me? JESUS, what have I done now?

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    • #17
      Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

      There was even a 'Christmas Song' by some Englishmen that was popular in the 70s - called Ring out SOLSTICE Bells.




      Oh, the irony.



      YIC, McUinnean of that ilk.

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      • #18
        Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
        There was even a 'Christmas Song' by some Englishmen that was popular in the 70s - called Ring out SOLSTICE Bells.
        Jethro Tull used to be my favorite Group! Until about five minutes later when I realized that "he" was not a bit like Jethro Bodine!


        Seen here with the rest of the Klan.

        Seen here on one of his relapses into *gay*

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        • #19
          Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Jethro Tull used to be my favorite Group! Until about five minutes later when I realized that "he" was not a bit like Jethro Bodine!


          Seen here with the rest of the Klan.

          Seen here on one of his relapses into *gay*

          I must confess to being an ex-Jethro Tull fan myself. In the bad old days.

          Cured now though.



          YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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          • #20
            Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            I want my 9:38 back, Zeke.
            I know, right!? The unbridled viciousness of that pair of witches sends a chill down my spine!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Isn't it a Shame the dirty pagans attempted to Steal the Blessed Birthday of the Christ, swiping all of our good HolyDay Traditions with it?

              DECEMBER 25 CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF BABY JESU AND NOTHING ELSE AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!!!
              Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.

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              • #22
                Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
                Oh, so now we have an intellectual on our Godly board!

                So tell me this: When are you gonna quit grinching our Jesus?

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                • #23
                  Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                  Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                  Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
                  That just shows how truly pathetic you pagans are. Not only do you try and ruin Jesus' special day, but you can't even get the date right.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    That just shows how truly pathetic you pagans are. Not only do you try and ruin Jesus' special day, but you can't even get the date right.
                    The winter solstice has nothing to do with Jesus.
                    The winter solstice marks the shortest day/longest night of the year.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                      Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                      The winter solstice has nothing to do with Jesus.
                      You're Damn tootin', Sis!

                      So maybe you're the "Jinx" that came to spoil our Christmas?

                      Go Home and wait for your evil Santy Claus. He'll be along any minute now, I am too Sure

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                      • #26
                        Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        You're Damn tootin', Sis!

                        So maybe you're the "Jinx" that came to spoil our Christmas?

                        Go Home and wait for your evil Santy Claus. He'll be along any minute now, I am too Sure
                        I haven't believed in Santa Claus since I was 6.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                          Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                          Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
                          Actually this year it was the 20th. Doesn't matter it's still a Godless celebration.
                          Drama queen

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                          • #28
                            Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Isn't it a Shame the dirty pagans attempted to Steal the Blessed Birthday of the Christ, swiping all of our good HolyDay Traditions with it?

                            DECEMBER 25 CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF BABY JESU AND NOTHING ELSE AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!!!
                            I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween

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                            • #29
                              Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                              Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                              I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween
                              For someone with (no offense) a rather suspect name you show some wisdom.

                              Now! Want to hear a Good one? I once heard some weirdo Proclaim that Jesus was really Born in.......July!

                              Also that the Baby Christ was actually a snail. I'm still looking into that one.....

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                              • #30
                                Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!!

                                Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                                I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween




                                Of course they were. Probably those pagans were responsible for everything you don't agree with,too.

                                Its just SO handy to have a scapegoat,huh.

                                Just a moment...
                                http://www.essortment.com/all/christmaspagan_rece.htm



                                "In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion went down a bit easier, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them."


                                I think its called 'pandering to the Christians.'
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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