[SUV]

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Pokemyback Mountain. Played by Hitoshi and Fish.

Oh, my Good & Gracious GOD, Sister Thumper! I'd always suspected as much - and there, indeed, is the smoking Gun.

SUV

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Pokemyback Mountain. Played by Hitoshi and Fish.

Will the homo depravity ever end?

Concerned, Sister Thumper

They seem to be suffering from an odd sort of skin ailment there.

[Brother Temperance]

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They seem to be suffering from an odd sort of skin ailment there.

Was that a racist comment I heard there? Have some infraction points.

[Elmer Christianson]

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Pokemyback Mountain. Played by Hitoshi and Fish.

Will the homo depravity ever end?

Concerned, Sister Thumper

Sister Thumper, I hope this is a hoax! There's only so much depravity I can take. There is no such thing as a false Christian cowboy. As for the gook, I googled Oriental Cowboy and it seems to be a massage parlor in Austin Texas. Maybe our friends Hitoshi and Fish enjoy an Austin Milkshake?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Was that a racist comment I heard there? Have some infraction points.

It isn't racist. I wasn't aware there was a race called 'The pixellated'.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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To get this thread back on topic, I'd like to say a few words about cowboys.

When I think of heroes, I think of Cowboys. Jesus of course is the biggest hero of them all, and He clearly is a cowboy. Think about it: When the Book of Revelation in the Holy Bible talks about Jesus coming back to earth, what does it say? It says He will be riding not in a limo, not in a Ferrari, not in a Lamborghini, not in a Volkswagen, not on a surfboard, not in a pimp wagon or purple Cadillac, not on a Harley Davidson, not in a spaceship, not in a Lear jet, but He will be riding on a white HORSE!

Revelation 19:11-- "And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war."

Jesus could ride in anything that He wants to but He chooses to ride on a horse, like a true Cowboy would!

Also, stop and think about how the West was won, and how America is only existing today because Jesus rode with the rough and rugged cowboys who fought the filthy redskin injuns, pioneered the land, and fought the outlaws, which made America the land of the free and the home of the brave, which is why America is the only nation preferred by God in the world today.

Men like Wyatt, Morgan and Virgil Earp, who along with their friend Doc Holliday fought off the bad guys like the cutthroat Clanton gang in Tombstone, Arizona and devoted their lives to truth justice and the American way! As a result we enjoy the freedom that we have today and because of America's freedom, many other nations are free today and not being ruled my tyrannical mudslimes and perverted communists because of the Christian cowboy attitude of America.

Two of America's greatest Presidents have been President Ronald Reagan, and President George Walker Bush Jr., both who were cowboys. And let us not forget that GWB, the GREATEST president ever, literally hand-picked by God Himself, is one helluva cowpoke down there on his ranch in Crawford Texas.

Cowboy presidents have led the world in times of crises and kept America from falling into unGodly heathanistic control. Jesus spoke when given a choice between an Ivy League Bostonian fake war hero (Kerry) to lead them, or a Cowboy hero who listens to Jesus, drives a Pickup Truck, rides a horse and has a ranch in Texas (GWB of course). We Americans feel more comfortable with a Christian Cowboy to lead us and not some stuffed shirt communistic gigolo.

Cowboys have always been heroes. Can you picture some trash-talking street punk rapper leading the world in the fight against terror? I think not.

Look at all the heroes and leaders who have been cowboys, such as Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, President Andrew Jackson, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, Jesse James, Wild Bill Hickock, Bat Masterson, John Wayne, Sunset Carson, Hoot Gibson, Lash LaRue, Roy Rogers, Audie Murphy, Tex Ritter, Toby Keith, Buck ".45" Pistle, Ronald Reagan, George Bush (I and II), and many others who have blazed a trail of honor for American Christianity and served as role models for children all over the world.

I mean, who would YOU rather have your child look up to as a role model; that foul mouthed street punk rapper "Eminem", who tells kids to murder and commit suicide and worship satan, like in his Slim Shady CD, or John Wayne who chased the bad guys right off the screen? If you say Eminem, then you are a satanic fool like him, and are not even fit to be called an American.

The facts are that God has chosen cowboys to lead the world because cowboys are Christian, White, Upstanding Manly Men, not simpering sodomites. In other words, cowboys are the closest thing to being Christ-like because Jesus is a cowboy, period.

My Heroes have always been cowboys! Anyone who tries to tell us they are queers had better not make any long term plans, because Jesus will gun them down in the street like the lying dogs they are.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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They seem to be suffering from an odd sort of skin ailment there.

It's called "Bad Photoshop Skills"

[Petal]

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When the Book of Revelation in the Holy Bible talks about Jesus coming back to earth, what does it say? [snippy] He will be riding on a white HORSE!

that true, but lord Jesus always been a cowboy even when all He had were His bootiful ass

[Poetic Peter]

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To get this thread back on topic, I'd like to say a few words about cowboys.


Revelation 19:11-- "And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war."

(snip)

Pastor, your posting above--you must recall this--I am only now reading it for the first time.
I'll hold it close to my heart. Most moving.

Know that I want Him in the worst way
on a powerful white horse and right now.

a gift for you:

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http://www.christian-art.biz/ID23faithfulandtrue.htm

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It's so beautiful, I am sending a copy to you for Christmas!




And one copy for me,

and one for Pastor Al

and a couple more for -surprise gifts- to my loves here
(and that means you, Sister SUV!)

[Poetic Peter]

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nononnooo.... I want them framed.

[Poetic Peter]

Gifts for my Brethren and Sisterns
















.................................................. ................Joy!

[Poetic Peter]

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nononooo...I dare not be a "piker".
ONE each for every True Christian tm member active on our boards.

What a great service!

[Poetic Peter]

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Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the Lord thy God which He hath given thee.
(Deut. 16:17)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I am quite sure that everyone in the C-O-N gregation would rather have a limited edition, signed, framed Giclée of an original oil portrait of me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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.................................................. ................Joy!

Why thank you. You are very generous for a homer poet. I will have one of my nigras hang it in the servants quarters with all the other ones.

I assume that you will be tithing an equal amount to LBC...