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...or at least on par with it. Right now in Heaven, Jesus and John Wayne are clutching each other in a manly, non-homerish embrace and weeping bitter tears over this. That broke back cowboy filth was bad enough, and will forever be a stain upon my heart, but now the sickness has spread to the music industry. I had the misfortune of hearing an extremely gay cowboy song on the radio the other day, and I'm still not over it.
There are few things more American than hard working, indian killing, heterosexual, God fearing, salt of the earth cowboys....except for Jesus, baseball and apple pie. It saddens me to see their hard earned reputation tainted by songs like this.
But on the bright side, I guess this is another sign of the end times, and Jesus will be back shortly to fry these hateful, flag burning homers like bacon! Glory?
I'm feeling like Tonto
Riding a pinto
the mention of a wagon burning prairie nigra...the first indicator that something is wrong with this song.
Trying to chase the Lone Ranger down
I'm a little unraveled
But I'm still in the saddle
Crying your name out to the clouds
Hey ya, hey ya
Why don't you meet me
Back at the teepee
We'll lay down by the campfire
There in the dark night
We'll smoke a peacepipe
"smoke the peace pipe"? An obvious reference to the nasty act of fellatio. How horrible!
Forget about who's wrong or right
Hey ya, hey ya
[chorus]
It was a big showdown
Oh yeah we stood our ground
Shut out the lights
It got a little crazy
I don't wanna see us go
The way of the buffalo
Don't wanna have another wild west show
Hey ya, hey ya
Only forgiveness
We're finally in this
There's won't a winner if we both fall
There's never a hero
In a battle of ego
There's never a winner of the quickdraw
the "quick draw"? What's that, a contest to see which queer can get his leather pants unzipped first?
Hey ya, hey ya
[chorus]
Hey ya, hey ya
It's like a ghost town without you around
Why can't we just forget, and ride off in the sunset
[chorus]
I'm feeling like Tonto
Riding a pinto
Trying to chase the Lone Ranger down
Anyhow, the entire song is about two false-cowboys who have a nasty little spat and resolve it by engaging in homersexual fornication by the campfire, and the involvement of a horse is clearly implied by omission! What a disgrace! Jesus simultaniously weeps and vomits at this...
Riding a pinto
the mention of a wagon burning prairie nigra...the first indicator that something is wrong with this song.
Trying to chase the Lone Ranger down
I'm a little unraveled
But I'm still in the saddle
Crying your name out to the clouds
Hey ya, hey ya
Why don't you meet me
Back at the teepee
We'll lay down by the campfire
There in the dark night
We'll smoke a peacepipe
"smoke the peace pipe"? An obvious reference to the nasty act of fellatio. How horrible!
Forget about who's wrong or right
Hey ya, hey ya
[chorus]
It was a big showdown
Oh yeah we stood our ground
Shut out the lights
It got a little crazy
I don't wanna see us go
The way of the buffalo
Don't wanna have another wild west show
Hey ya, hey ya
Only forgiveness
We're finally in this
There's won't a winner if we both fall
There's never a hero
In a battle of ego
There's never a winner of the quickdraw
the "quick draw"? What's that, a contest to see which queer can get his leather pants unzipped first?
Hey ya, hey ya
[chorus]
Hey ya, hey ya
It's like a ghost town without you around
Why can't we just forget, and ride off in the sunset
[chorus]
I'm feeling like Tonto
Riding a pinto
Trying to chase the Lone Ranger down
Anyhow, the entire song is about two false-cowboys who have a nasty little spat and resolve it by engaging in homersexual fornication by the campfire, and the involvement of a horse is clearly implied by omission! What a disgrace! Jesus simultaniously weeps and vomits at this...
But on the bright side, I guess this is another sign of the end times, and Jesus will be back shortly to fry these hateful, flag burning homers like bacon! Glory?
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