[Girl For God]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

I was in Freehold, Iowa last month on business and witnessed a highly respected member of the Landover Church giving money to a local prostitute. I was shocked at what I saw. I think we all deserve an explanation for what took place. I have it recorded on my phone.

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

Thank you Lycia. What does DoF stand for, and why am I being investigated by them? I suppose it is because I might secretly be a God-Mocking Pastafarian?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

There isn't a button there. It may be because I'm not a True Christian, but I can't find the button. Could you please invite me?

Hmm, it seems that JesOS has the forums set so users under investigation cannot join social groups. I wasn't aware of that, so I apologize for that. However, as leader of the Junior Anti-Sex League I hereby give you permission to refer to yourself as a probationary member until the results of your DoF investigation are processed. Though your name won't appear in the official membership lists please feel free to spread our message of chastity and purity.

[Joshua The Converted]

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It should be at the top of the page, right across from where it says "Social Group". Let me know if you still can't get it and I'll set the group to send you an invitation.

There isn't a button there. It may be because I'm not a True Christian, but I can't find the button. Could you please invite me?

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

The members of this group that are married (if there are any) could "get laid", as you put it. The other's couldn't. I'm not sure if it's classed as Adultery or Fornication, either way, it's wrong.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

The members of this group need to get laid, seriously.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

Thank you for inviting me, Lycia. How do I join? I went to the group's page, and it doesn't have a Join button that I can see.

It should be at the top of the page, right across from where it says "Social Group". Let me know if you still can't get it and I'll set the group to send you an invitation.

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

Thank you for inviting me, Lycia. How do I join? I went to the group's page, and it doesn't have a Join button that I can see.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I'd love to join! But, I have 2 concerns. Does me not being a True Christian stop me from joining? And does my being in England matter?

Well Josh, not being a True Christian™ is a little bit of a problem, but I see that you have been making a serious effort to get yourself Saved©. As of right now the Junior Anti-Sex League is open to anybody who's interested in stopping fornication, but know that any suggestions you make as to the League's policy will need to be vetted by a True Christian™ leader of the League. Also, League membership is dependent on acting in a manner that coincides with League goals, and membership may be revoked for conduct unbefitting of the League.

As for you residing in England, I don't think that will be a problem. It is true that God has turned his favor away from Englandistan in recent years, but if it weren't for King James we wouldn't have the KJV Bible, so in a way you can even say that the Junior Anti-Sex League owes its existence to Englandistan (but more to America)!

So, I am hereby offering you (and any other people interested in stopping fornication who aren't True Christians™) a chance to join the Junior Anti-Sex League as an Outer Member. This gives you the right to join the group's presence on the LBC forums, partake in our discussions and to proudly let people know you are a member. However, we do restrict the official red sash to our True Christian™ Full Members, so we will not be sending you one at this time. You are allowed to make your own unofficial red sash though, so long as you acknowledge your Outer Membership status on it.

Now, on a different note, I am pleased to announce the Junior Anti-Sex League has taken an official position on the recruitment of older members, as this seems to have been a bit of a point of consternation. In the interest of having enough members where we can always watch and lovingly correct our Outer Members when they may stray from the path of chastity, the Junior Anti-Sex League is officially open to all applicants, regardless of age. Furthermore, we ask that any Full Members over the age of 24 be addressed with the titles "Big Brother" and "Big Sister" (as opposed to just "Brother" and "Sister") in all official Junior Anti-Sex League correspondence.

Thank you for your time friends, and remember, we will one day have a world where the grievous sins of fornication and pre-marital sex are dealt with exactly how God wants. Praise Jesus!

[Felicity]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

I joined!

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

I'd love to join! But, I have 2 concerns. Does me not being a True Christian stop me from joining? And does my being in England matter?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

This is a superb idea!

One thing that confronts me - and is geared to entrap the young & ingenuous - is the proliferation of "ladies of the night" at the many music and "art" festivals that are so much in vogue. And not only by night! Wanton whores display themselves in full sunlight with no shame, and would entice others into a life of degradation UNLESS they had been educated in how to recognise the signs. Forewarned is forearmed.

*Look what can so soon result (although in Australia - a nation built on compulsory prostitution - this might not be so unusual)
*And we are up against this sort of propaganda!

I can't think about this any more now. I need to go and lie down.

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* EDIT: CLICK WITH CAUTION

[Lycia The Repentant]

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What ages are you looking at?

Well, the Junior Anti-Sex League is primarily geared towards young adults interested in a primarily sexless existence, but the group is open to anybody and everybody who is interested in bringing about a world where fornication and pre-marital sex aren't just sins, but sins with appropriate Biblical punishments. The Junior Anti-Sex League is already proud to count the esteemed Rev. Jim Osbourne as not only a member but the leader of the Young Ladies' Division, and we are proud to accept any older members who are interested in steering our nation's children toward a chaste and pure future.

Let me just leave you with this bit of scripture, Sister BiG. We're always on the lookout not only for interested youths, but also for people who can teach them proper True Christian(tm) values.

"The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." Titus 2:3-5

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

You can count me in! I'm all about helping kids find JESUS!

Please tell them then can also receive a FREE T-SHIRT for joining my Anti-Masturbation Club!



Sister Thumper

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

What ages are you looking at?