Baby Blues for JESUS!

[Mistress Cookie]

From the Desk of

MISTRESS COOKIE
Founding Member - Baby Blues for Jesus Club

RE: Welcome to the Club!

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Hello, Friends!

Now, I'm setting up our Social Group/Club page for Baby Blues for JESUS, our new club that brings together and celebrates those of us Christians blessed with that most Heavenly of eye colors...BLUE!

We know our eye color is the closest to God™ because the very skies in which our Heavenly Father lives are blue blue blue. God and Jesus are surrounded by big blue skies all day, so you darn well know they picked a color they liked!

Anyway, many exciting things will happen in this club, but just wanted to get a True-Blue welcome out to you all, and thank all of those of you who've joining the club! At the moment I'm uploading photos, etc., and figuring out how to moderate discussions. Until such time as that is under control, we can post things here.

Now one thing that's come up is there has been questions about if Christians can belong to both the Baby Blues for JESUS club and the very fine, already existing Beautiful Blonds for JESUS club.

My initial feeling is, unfortunately, No. Mostly because we want to challenge the Blonds to a softball game at some point, and how would we have a clear team victory if people were "playing for both sides"? (PS: We get the blue uniforms.)

It's a tricky issue...and one we can discuss here. But I am afraid for now, entry is on hold for those already in the Blonde club.

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Now, as our first order of business, can a kindly member please change the background in our logo to a very pale and fair (flesh) pink/ivory? Blue-eyed people do not have green skin.
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[James Dewitt]

Re: Baby Blues for JESUS!

I am rather sad, my eye's are not blue, green but not blue.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I thought they were blue in candlelight?

[James Dewitt]

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I thought they were blue in candlelight?

Little Lady, thats good enough for me. I am in.

[Felicity]

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I want to join.

[James Dewitt]

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I want to join.

So did I, but I cant because I belong to the other group

[Bible Student]

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So did I, but I cant because I belong to the other group

I joined Baby Blues for Jesus because Mistress Cookie sent me a personal invitation and because it was the group that I felt most qualified to join. Now some of you may have looked at my photograph and noticed that my eyes are brown. However I discovered by accident and almost to my dismay that is not always the case.

Once I got stopped by a highway trooper and he asked for the usual license and registration. He noticed the license said my eyes were brown. At the time I also sported a goatee. The officer thought I gave him the wrong ID because he said my eyes looked blue and the person on the license did not wear a beard. I found subsequently that when I wear certain shades of yellow shirt, which I was wearing at the time, my brown eyes actually appear blue. I didn't get a ticket because I was extra polite (because I was in a hurry to visit the love of my life whom I just recently met at the time). [as an aside, I found out she got a ticket from the same officer minutes before me, because she is never extra polite to police officers]

Joining Baby Blues for Jesus also made me ineligible for Beautiful Blondes for Jesus. But truthfully I don't have blonde hair. My hair is brown. All my younger siblings have gray or white hair. Maybe in future years if I live long enough my hair might lighten. At least that way I could pretend my hair was close to blonde.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Dear Mistress Cookie, please accept my invitation to join your heavenly group. Having been born into the wrectchedness of Catholicism, God in his infinite wisdom blessed me with baby blues.

Beautiful blue eyes, that allowed me to see the error and sinful path my life was following, Psalms 32:8.

Without my beautiful blues, I fear that my eyes would be as Job 17:7.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Baby Blues for JESUS!

From the Desk of

MISTRESS COOKIE
Founding Member - Baby Blues for Jesus Club

RE: Welcome to the Club!

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Dear Mistress Cookie, please accept my invitation to join your heavenly group. Having been born into the wrectchedness of Catholicism, God in his infinite wisdom blessed me with baby blues. Beautiful blue eyes, that allowed me to see the error and sinful path my life was following, Psalms 32:8. Without my beautiful blues, I fear that my eyes would be as Job 17:7.

This is a beautiful and deeply inspiring post, I must say.

You're in. Welcome!

I admire your vigilance and determination in successfully escaping the deadly coils of the Catlick Church once and for all. You are indeed lucky to have pulled yourself out of that pit.

Few survive!

On a side note, do you have any photoshop skills? We really need to change that light green background on our club icon to a pale, peachy skin tone (NOT tan!)

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Baby Blues for JESUS!

From the Desk of

MISTRESS COOKIE
Founding Member - Baby Blues for Jesus Club

RE: Welcome to the Club!

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This is a beautiful and deeply inspiring post, I must say.

You're in. Welcome!

I admire your vigilance and determination in successfully escaping the deadly coils of the Catlick Church once and for all. You are indeed lucky to have pulled yourself out of that pit.

Few survive!

On a side note, do you have any photoshop skills? We really need to change that light green background on our club icon to a pale, peachy skin tone (NOT tan!)

Thank you so much.

As for Photoshop skills, I'm afraid my talent in that respect is sadly lacking. As a humble farmer and owner of a traditional irish farmstead, a computer was a comparatively new invention. I have only had the interwoogie fitted up last month. However, I will look into this Photoshop you speak of.

[Janine Walker]

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It's amazing what paint and a touchpad can do! If you don't like the color scheme you can just use paint to fill in the two outer layers(that were replaced), I took out all the small pixels so you can literally just paint bucket it in. My fingers are dead now from the touchpad but I hope this is good enough . If not gimme the color and I'll put it in for you.

Janine Walker

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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What gorgeous work. It beings a tear to my baby blues.

[Mistress Cookie]

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From the Desk of

MISTRESS COOKIE
Founding Member - Baby Blues for Jesus Club

RE: A Gift from Above!

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It's amazing what paint and a touchpad can do! If you don't like the color scheme you can just use paint to fill in the two outer layers(that were replaced), I took out all the small pixels so you can literally just paint bucket it in. My fingers are dead now from the touchpad but I hope this is good enough . If not gimme the color and I'll put it in for you.

Oh precious Janine, how cunning and thoughtful you are. It looks perfect!

I know this was especially tiring for you as your hands are frozen stiff in that unheated menstral shack your father hasn't refurbished for you. I am going to have to make some kindly suggestions to him about the Care and Feeding of a True Christian™ young woman!

Thank you most kindly for your generous assistance to the Baby Blues.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Baby Blues for JESUS!

From the Desk of

MISTRESS COOKIE
Founding Member - Baby Blues for Jesus Club

RE: The Passing of Club Member Janine Walker!

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Dear Baby Blues:

It is with deep regret and a blue mood that I report to club members that one of our own has fallen.

As many of you may have read, Baby Blues for Jesus founding member Janine Walker was taken from us this week, in a horrid freak accident.

Apparently wanting to intensify the blue of her eyes, Sister Janine was applying mascara when a staff infection traveled down the uncleaned wand, through the optic nerve, and into her brain. The Landover doctors prayed over her eyes, yet Sister Janine went into a coma, did not respond to increased prayer, and shortly thereafter died.

Please remember, Baby Blues, that with our brilliant eye coloring, we do not need to resort to tricks like elaborate "extending" mascaras and tricolored eye shadows. Had Janine learned this and trusted in the blue eye color the Good Lord(tm) gave her, she would still be with us today.

Moment of silence.
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[Mistress Cookie]

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I post the following musical tribute in Sister Janine's honor ONLY because this heretic choir is wearing so much blue....

and I couldn't find anything else.
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