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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #1

    Nigra's and sports.

    On Sunday afternoon, after church I watched a football game on the TV. I noticed some thing rather odd, most of the players where Nigra's. On one team the Quarterback was even a Nigra(that team lost). So I switched to a different channel and viewed a basketball game. Same thing most of the players where Nigras.
    This got me to thinking about a few things.
    1 Why are there so many professional athletes that are Nigras?
    2 Is it because they are lazy and won't get real jobs?
    3 Are Nigra's better at sports that Godly Caucasians?
    4 If the above is true, is it because they are better equipped for the sport?
    4a Does the fact that they all have over sized nostrils help in breathing?
    4b Does nappy hair help in aerodynamics ( less wind resistance)
    4c Why can they run so fast? Is it due to the fact that their ancestors in the jungle had to out run lions?
    4d Why can they jump so high? Is this learned from jumping fences while stealing pies?
    4e Why did God give them over sized tallywackers( not that I have seen one, but I have heard stories)? Does it help in cornering, them Nigras can change direction on a dime and give you change back?
    5 Did God give them this talent for our viewing pleasure on Sunday?
  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193

    #2
    Re: Nigra's and sports.

    I think 4e is why they never win swimming medals.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Nigra's and sports.

      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
      I think 4e is why they never win swimming medals.
      I wonderd that too, except I thought that it was because they did not like water. Nigra's kinda smell.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Nigra's and sports.

        Nigras were bred for entertainment.

        Tell me you do not get a chuckle every time one narrowly misses getting hit by your fender?




        Heres one dancing (remember the one eyed joo, Sammy Davis?)




        And this one, listen to them sound like apes!

        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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