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  • terra_godard7
    Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
    Extremely boring
    • Jan 2011
    • 29
    #16
    Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    They probably already have, but you'll just lie anyways.
    You just don't like anyone, do you?

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076
        #17
        Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

        Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
        You just don't like anyone, do you?
        That's not true. Take the world's population, subtract the liars, hypocrites, idiots, and assholes, and there's just not many left, I'll admit.

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          • terra_godard7
            Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
            Extremely boring
            • Jan 2011
            • 29
            #18
            Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            That's not true. Take the world's population, subtract the liars, hypocrites, idiots, and assholes, and there's just not many left, I'll admit.
            Gee, where do I fall into that list?

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #19
                Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

                Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                Gee, where do I fall into that list?
                Who said you did?

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309
                    #20
                    Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

                    Brothers and Sisters,
                    I think this is a great program! If only LBC had it going a few years back when I got Saved, my salvation would have been alot simpler (and MUCH less expensive).

                    As all of the True Christians™ and Pastors here know, I was raised on a commune by dirty, stinking hippies. Even my mother couldn't be sure who my father was, as she was a filthy slut who would fall on her back for whoever offered her narcotics. I never had a birth certificate, and up until the day she died from Hepatitis C, my tramp of a Mom called me her Bouncing Baby Bastard. The only thing that helps me sleep at night is knowing that that whore is roasting in the Lake of Fire being raped continuously by demons.

                    So, for any potential True Christian™ bastards out there, let me be the first to congratulate you! And now, maybe YOU won't have to have a 15% wage garnishment for seven years like I do!
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                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



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                      • terra_godard7
                        Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                        Extremely boring
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 29
                        #21
                        Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

                        So... did anyone do a "bastard chack" on me, yet? 'Cause I haven't heard a damn thing from anyone about it.
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        ...I guess not.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449
                            #22
                            Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

                            Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                            So... did anyone do a "bastard chack" on me, yet? 'Cause I haven't heard a damn thing from anyone about it.
                            .
                            .
                            .
                            ...I guess not.
                            We can only do this when we have a name "Scarlet"...
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • terra_godard7
                                Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                                Extremely boring
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 29
                                #23
                                Re: New at LBC: the ex-Bastard program BABS!

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                We can only do this when we have a name "Scarlet"...
                                Who?

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