Pumpkin Patch Warning!

[Glendora Christianson]

Today, I noticed several churches that are participating in Satan's Birthday for profit! So let's get a few things straight . . . the large orange pumpkins are for Jack-O-Lanterns and the small brownish-orange pumpkins are for pies. Now I know those Lutherans, Presbyterians, Methodists, and Cathylickers know the difference between a pie pumpkin and a Jack-O-Lantern! And so do you. Please help our Lord Jesus Christ battle Satan by smashing pumpkins that are larger than a soccer ball and oranger than a basketball. Thank you, CONCERNED MOTHER GLYNNDIE

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Pumpkin Patch Warning!

Please help our Lord Jesus Christ battle Satan by smashing pumpkins that are larger than a soccer ball and oranger than a basket ball.

Glendora, it appears that your Godly President has read your timely post, and is now wrestling with a large vegetable - has he met his match? We must pray, pray that he might triumph!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Pumpkin Patch Warning!

Glendora, it appears that your Godly President has read your timely post, and is now wrestling with a large vegetable - has he met his match? We must pray, pray that he might triumph!

I have no doubt our president/savior Bush knows exactly what to do with that mellon. I think he's just jostling it into his bowling grip position. Just look at how he "bowled" this terrorist/terrier!