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  • Christian-Therapest
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 5

    #46
    Re: You piffletards are lost

    Brethren, Brethren. Heed your selves from sin. This kid is just an ordinary sinner as we all are!

    Take it easy on him. You guy's calling him homosexual will just make him lean farther away from Christ! and soon he will be depressed!! How about we discuss are OWN issues, instead of this young mans?

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    • CaveManJoke
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2008
      • 62

      #47
      Re: You piffletards are lost

      Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
      Ah, I sure did love public school.....
      Cheers for public school!
      good Buddha knows what would have happened if my parents homeschooled me... *shiver* I... I..coo.... could have turned out to be a super Starwars nut. Not knocking Star Wars by any means.

      By the logic that a Wii is evil because it does not worship jesus, a computer is just as evil, in fact evilier. It does not worship jesus, for it has not thoughts other then what you yourself command it to do, and can play many games which 'promote homosexuality' and satanism then a Wii can lay claim to.
      Plus computers are chock full of porn and grant the user access to terrabytes of porn.
      Damned, looks like the computer is the work of satan as well.

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      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Senior Pastor
        VP of Evangelical Outreach
        On FIRE for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5812

        #48
        Re: You piffletards are lost

        Originally posted by Christian-Therapest View Post
        Brethren, Brethren. Heed your selves from sin. This kid is just an ordinary sinner as we all are!
        You mean as we all were. We saved Christians are no longer sinners, because Jesus has washed our sins away. PRAISE GOD! The LORD is so GOOD!

        Originally posted by Christian-Therapest View Post
        Take it easy on him. You guy's calling him homosexual will just make him lean farther away from Christ! and soon he will be depressed!!
        I respectfully disagree, friend. Sinners are so lost that they don't even know they are lost. We need to wake them up, friend. Do you think Jesus was wrong to call folks vipers and blind fools when the situation warranted it?

        Originally posted by Christian-Therapest View Post
        How about we discuss are OWN issues, instead of this young mans?
        For a Therapest[sic] you sure do make a lot of spelling errors. You meant to say "our own issues". "Are" is a verb, but "our" is the possessive form of "we" that you meant to use.

        Where did you go to school? Is your thesis published? Where can I download a copy?

        Pastor Billy-Reuben
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        • Miss Maisie
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1189

          #49
          Re: You piffletards are lost

          Originally posted by Christian-Therapest View Post
          Brethren, Brethren. Heed your selves from sin. This kid is just an ordinary sinner as we all are!

          Take it easy on him. You guy's calling him homosexual will just make him lean farther away from Christ! and soon he will be depressed!! How about we discuss are OWN issues, instead of this young mans?
          Sir (or Ma'am), what exactly is a 'therapest'? Do y'all mean a therapist from Budapest? Oh my, but that's an unGodly place. Are y'all truly Christian, or one of those liebral false Christians who spreads lies about the Lord, namely calling Him a wusstard?
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          • CaveManJoke
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 62

            #50
            Re: You piffletards are lost

            Why do you all have such horribly ugly avatar photos... couldnt you find some better ones on google?

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            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Senior Pastor
              VP of Evangelical Outreach
              On FIRE for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5812

              #51
              Re: You piffletards are lost

              Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
              By the logic that a Wii is evil because it does not worship jesus, a computer is just as evil, in fact evilier. It does not worship jesus, for it has not thoughts other then what you yourself command it to do, and can play many games which 'promote homosexuality' and satanism then a Wii can lay claim to.
              Nobody claimed that the Wii is evil because the machine itself does not worship Jesus. That's just silly. The Wii is evil because playing it does not glorify the LORD. I can use my computer to glorify the Lord. I am doing so right now. PRAISE JESUS!

              Damned, looks like the computer is the work of satan as well.
              Not mine. I'm running JesOS.


              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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              #ChristianLivesMatter

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #52
                Re: You piffletards are lost

                Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                Why do you all have such horribly ugly avatar photos... couldnt you find some better ones on google?
                My avatar is my own photograph. If you find me ugly, then that makes me happy. I would shudder if I thought I was turning you on somehow.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                #ChristianLivesMatter

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                • CaveManJoke
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 62

                  #53
                  Re: You piffletards are lost

                  If I said your avatar turned me on would you change it?

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                  • Miss Maisie
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1189

                    #54
                    Re: You piffletards are lost

                    Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                    Why do you all have such horribly ugly avatar photos... couldnt you find some better ones on google?
                    Y'all are making fun of the looks God has graced us with? And I suppose y'all think you're clever, posting a picture of Jesus on a diny-saur next to your name?
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                    • Christian-Therapest
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 5

                      #55
                      Re: You piffletards are lost

                      Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                      Y'all are making fun of the looks God has graced us with? And I suppose y'all think you're clever, posting a picture of Jesus on a diny-saur next to your name?
                      Good point. God has made us human being's from his imagination. If you say someone is ugly or call them names like monkeys, or donkeys, you are calling God's wonderful creation junk.

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                      • CaveManJoke
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 62

                        #56
                        Re: You piffletards are lost

                        Your right I do feel damned clever, I might just give myself a cookie for it. ...so is having an inface collision with a shovel the act of god as well?

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5389

                          #57
                          Re: You piffletards are lost

                          Take a look at your own avatar, CaveManJoke. I don't even know where to begin rebuking you for that one.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • CaveManJoke
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 62

                            #58
                            Re: You piffletards are lost

                            With that logic Micheal Jackson is one of gods most excellent examples. Wonder if he was created in the spitting image.

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                            • CaveManJoke
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 62

                              #59
                              Re: You piffletards are lost

                              Grab some reading glass and have a gander, say all you want, I'll have the most excellent laugh.






                              Then realize what is in the picture.

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5389

                                #60
                                Re: You piffletards are lost

                                Originally posted by CaveManJoke View Post
                                With that logic Micheal Jackson is one of gods most excellent examples. Wonder if he was created in the spitting image.
                                What? Don't you watch the news, boy? Everyone knows that Michael Wackson hired a team of jew doctors to reconstruct his face as part of his sex change surgery. Your arguments are getting worse as the night wears on.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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