[DirtBike06]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Why do you need me to tell you these things? Have you forgoten them yourself. Correct me if I'm wrong but don't they give retards little dog-tags that have that kind of information on them. Just look around your neck and you'll find your answers, little lost retard.



Frightening isn't it. The problem is, I can't tel if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

OMG you guys are so stupid beyond demand. I KNOW MY DAMN NAME, IM JUST ASKING IF YOU KNOW. YOU CANT PROVE TO ME THAT IM GAY YOU DIRTY PIECE OF COCKADOODLE MONKEY Poo.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: You piffletards are lost

This place is controlled by demons.

No, these forums are protected from demons by the power of Jesus.
But you however, sure seems to be controlled by one..

I said that I was no woman.

Now, why would you ever need to point that out?
As masculine as you are and everything..

SOMEBODY EDITTED MY POST SAYING THAT I WAS GAY.

Don't blame your Freudian slips on us.

so <Bleep> you dumb <bleep>

Now, that's a really hateful thing to say..
We're only trying to help you here. Why the anger?

[DirtBike06]

Re: You piffletards are lost

No, these forums are protected from demons by the power of Jesus.
But you however, sure seems to be controlled by one..



Now, why would you ever need to point that out?
As masculine as you are and everything..



Don't blame your Freudian slips on us.



Now, that's a really hateful thing to say..
We're only trying to help you here. Why the anger?

calling me gay isn't helping.

the NINTENDO WII (not wee) is not a homer-recruiting tool. its a machine.

"WII" as in "WE"

Its to have fun with, do something entertainting. not turn homosexual.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Its to have fun with

Thank you for the large text (that really got your point across).

If you're staight should you be having fun with girls instead?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: You piffletards are lost

calling me gay isn't helping.

the NINTENDO WII (not wee) is not a homer-recruiting tool. its a machine.

"WII" as in "WE"

Its to have fun with, do something entertainting. not turn homosexual.

Does your little WII WII machine worship God in anyway sinner? No! Therefore it is an instrument of depravity. At that point you are a virtual homer and damned all the same.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: You piffletards are lost

calling me gay isn't helping.

What? I didn't say you were gay.. Try reading that post again.
Seeing as you seem to think everyone always accuses you of being gay..
It would seem you have a major problem with your sexuality, friend.

Why don't you leave the closet..
See, we can't help you (become an ex-gay) unless you admit you have a problem.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: You piffletards are lost

What? I didn't say you were gay.. Try reading that post again.
Seeing as you seem to think everyone always accuses you of being gay..
It would seem you have a major problem with your sexuality, friend.

Why don't you leave the closet..
See, we can't help you (become an ex-gay) unless you admit you have a problem.

By how angry he is getting it is clear he has demons infesting his colon and surley must be gay.

Don't let him touch you Brother. He probably has the AIDS too.

[DirtBike06]

Re: You piffletards are lost

What? I didn't say you were gay.. Try reading that post again.
Seeing as you seem to think everyone always accuses you of being gay..
It would seem you have a major problem with your sexuality, friend.

Why don't you leave the closet..
See, we can't help you (become an ex-gay) unless you admit you have a problem.

Sir, I've just been made aware that you're in possession of the Nintendo Wee, a well known homer-recruiting tool. Clearly, this is evidence enough that you are, in fact, a homer.

Yeah... you just lied. Ask God for forgiveness.

I have no problems, my only problem is you.

[Poseidons_Trident]

Re: You piffletards are lost

calling me gay isn't helping.

the NINTENDO WII (not wee) is not a homer-recruiting tool. its a machine.

"WII" as in "WE"

Its to have fun with, do something entertainting. not turn homosexual.

Well, stop having fun with this wii wii machine and start leading a wholesome, Christian, life. You'll thank us later.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Yeah... you just lied. Ask God for forgiveness.

I have no problems, my only problem is you.

Quick! I need a Christian to give me the Bible quote with motes, the beams, and the eyes and what not!

[DirtBike06]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Well, stop having fun with this wii wii machine and start leading a wholesome, Christian, life. You'll thank us later.

I have a christian life. you're logic is wrong.

Its the Nintendo Wii not the Nintendo wii wii you pervert.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: You piffletards are lost

omg wow. HOW do you know I'm gay? do you even know me? whats my name? when was I born? Please. PLEASE. prove to me that I am gay.

I think y'all make the mistake of assuming we care about the details of your sinful private life, honey. We only care about saving your soul. What you do with other men in your bedroom is between you and God, and it's him y'all will need to answer to.

[DirtBike06]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Wait. no, no, your right.

I am truely Gay. I am the gayest man a live.

I am so gay, That I bought myself a nintendo Wii.

and Super Mario Galaxy.




you perverts do realize that Gay also means "Happy"? I am very happy to be gay.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: You piffletards are lost

Wait. no, no, your right.

I am truely Gay. I am the gayest man a live.

I am so gay, That I bought myself a nintendo Wii.

and Super Mario Galaxy.




you perverts do realize that Gay also means "Happy"? I am very happy to be gay.

Ya it also means you like sodomy.

Are you very happy that you like sodomy?

[Poseidons_Trident]

Re: You piffletards are lost

I have a christian life. you're logic is wrong.

Its the Nintendo Wii not the Nintendo wii wii you pervert.

I'm not the one playing with this 'nintendo' character's wii wii.